Crop Toplleen and the Starving Ballinger Regime part 8

Cryptic Josh Tweet!

Aug 2, 2017 5:41:38 GMT 10 teaandstrumpets said:

Did ya'll see the description of the latest Begginger vid? LOL

"Chris is off galavanting in Canada (aka working hard & going for long walks on bridges), while Jessica sits in a chair and talks about furniture delivery."

They HAVE to be reading here!

Yeah... That's a bit too much on the nose to just be a coincidence. In which case... Hey Chris and Jess.. Clean your fucking house and take proper care ( that includes feeding and hair brushing) of your beautiful kids.

Aug 2, 2017 6:23:59 GMT 10 dancingintherain23 said:

Hmmmm... I would love to know the tea on this one!!!

Lol I was just about to come comment about that video description. Either they're reading here or Chris is being very passive aggressive! Also how effing rude of her to make the fed ex guy do her bidding. Not everyone is your hand maid, Jess.

I wonder if Josh is upset about her latest video. Didn't Josh and Todrick used to be friends? There was a video where Josh said Todrick helped him and Colleen get back together the first time they broke up. Must be upsetting for Josh to see Todrick living and being best friends with colleen and on top of that kissing her.

Aug 2, 2017 5:41:38 GMT 10 teaandstrumpets said:

Did ya'll see the description of the latest Begginger vid? LOL

"Chris is off galavanting in Canada (aka working hard & going for long walks on bridges), while Jessica sits in a chair and talks about furniture delivery."

They HAVE to be reading here!

I swear that man resents & is "over" his wife & her sloth-like ways. He may as well have written "while Jess sits on her fat ass while spending all my money & pushing the kids off on other people."

Wow Colleen's Socialblade grade dropped to B+ it was still A yesterday. (on Psychosoprano, Colleen vlogs is a B and Miranda's still A)

I wonder if that's the karma Josh is referring to?

This is reaching quite a bit but maybe Josh's tweet is about Col slowly losing Kory after all of the horrid things the two probably said about him since the beginning of the divorce. Kory may be doing a little gossiping👀

Aug 2, 2017 6:08:59 GMT 10 momof3 said:

Aug 1, 2017 21:28:10 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

Colleen's vlog:

-Such a clickbaity, Liza's group title about getting high.
-Where is Todrick?
-What doc keeps giving shots like that and not doing some kind of permanent repair? She didn't need "a surgery" last year, but that kind of painful treatment, that must be $$$$$$, seems like it isn't working. Or maybe, like you guys wonder, it works because she is going on tour. She needs a new doctor if she is still getting shots that aren't repairing anything.

I've felt for a long time that she has a pain pill addiction & her Dr is a quack & continuing to prescribe to her. Her not having complained about her shoulder in forever & now randomly having shots kind of confirms it to me. She's probably due for the token appt so her doctor can legally continue to justify refilling her Rx. Her glassy/blood shot eyes, mood swings, loss of appetite, erratic behavior, itchy nose, lack of effort on her YT content, ect. is what gave me the suspicions last winter & now after this vid, I'm pretty convinced.

I agree. I brought this theory up back at GB. I'm an ex opiate addict and I see it clear as day. Pain management or even a Doctor will make you get injections and stuff to justify you getting a RX. The non stop energy, weight loss due to barely eating so you don't lose the high, the constant itching of the nose is a big sign.

Aug 2, 2017 7:00:21 GMT 10 ytkid said:

This is reaching quite a bit but maybe Josh's tweet is about Col slowly losing Kory after all of the horrid things the two probably said about him since the beginning of the divorce. Kory may be doing a little gossiping👀

Or maybe he's caught wind that Erik has dumped her or was spotted with another woman?

Aug 2, 2017 6:35:22 GMT 10 kenncampbell said:

I wonder if Josh is upset about her latest video. Didn't Josh and Todrick used to be friends? There was a video where Josh said Todrick helped him and Colleen get back together the first time they broke up. Must be upsetting for Josh to see Todrick living and being best friends with colleen and on top of that kissing her.

I don't know, the Todrick vid is not exactly karma biting Coll & Co. Unless he's officially become her new gay best friend and she's throwing Kory to the wayside. That's hard to believe, though, because Kory knows too much...

Okay so I got a little insight on the shots Colleen is getting because my Dad used to get the same ones for his shoulder before his rotator cuff surgery. He used to only get one cortazone shot tho because you can't have cortazone at least six months before surgery. So people do get multiple shots if they aren't planning on getting surgery or doctors still haven't figured out what the problem is. so I think we all know it's her rotator cuff and she obviously was doing things to get it to this point with probably could be her vlogging style. But what I've gathered is that she isn't planning on getting surgery judging by how many shots she got and this will probably be her solution until she destroys to a point where shots won't help the pain anymore. She's way to vague about her shoulder too and I'm sure it's cause she doesn't want fans harping on her getting surgery or whatever.

Aug 2, 2017 5:42:36 GMT 10 randomer said:

Awww she's so considerate of josh!!!! (🙄) Lol god forbid if josh were to post a vid/pic of him kissing someone the minions would crap themselves. 
JOSH! If you're reading I would LOVE for you to kiss someone in your music vid(s)! (I nominate smash!)

Lol Smash is like

Aug 2, 2017 7:41:12 GMT 10 anastasia said:

Lol Smash is like

I am a simple woman who will accept the chance to kiss a handsome man

I specifically remember her talking about how her doctor said she didn't need surgery, and so she got a second and third opinion and they agreed. She said she was devastated because she was so frustrated with always being in pain that she just wanted a surgery that would finally fix it. I remember because I knew exactly how she felt. Then she started getting the injections, she vlogged one and called it 'I fainted at the doctor!' or something similar.

Aug 2, 2017 7:51:33 GMT 10 smashleigh said:

Aug 2, 2017 7:41:12 GMT 10 anastasia said:

Lol Smash is like

I am a simple woman who will accept the chance to kiss a handsome man

Then can you and josh adopt me?!? Kay thanks fam! 🎈

Aug 2, 2017 6:00:17 GMT 10 momof3 said:

Aug 1, 2017 18:04:40 GMT 10 rosegarden said:

If Jessica is struggling with postpartum depression or something then I feel bad for her. Otherwise I just don't understand why she has such a hard time taking care of her own kids. In the newest vlog she mentions Grace (baby sitter) and basically says the only reason Grace isn't coming the next two days that Chris is gone to Canada is because her sister in law is in labor. Then of course Gwen came over for the day and took Bailey and Parker with her back to her house for the night. I'm just curious why it seems like Jessica can't be alone with all of her kids and take care of them without needing help from someone else. It's not like a normal stay at home mom has a baby sitter come and help with their children, I mean unless I've been living under a rock my whole life.

Did anyone else think it was funny when she said she'd texted Grace to ask if the baby had arrived & got no response? I have a very big feeling the Badingers are AWFUL to work for & the poor girl probably was like, "THIS IS MY ONE DAMN DAY OFF LEAVE ME ALONE!!"

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Yeah Jess acted like it was unusual for the babysitter to be away for a day. Why do they need a FULL TIME babysitter when Jessica is a STAY AT HOME MOM?? I know a lot of rich people live that way but the Ballingers are always pretending to be frugal and thrifty. It's not like she works from home either, except filming her kids. I know one sahm with a full time nanny, but that's only because she had a HEART ATTACK delivering her last child, had to have open heart surgery, and now she physically can't lift her kids or do much household work.

Aug 2, 2017 8:28:58 GMT 10 nosygossiplover said:

Aug 2, 2017 6:00:17 GMT 10 momof3 said:

Did anyone else think it was funny when she said she'd texted Grace to ask if the baby had arrived & got no response? I have a very big feeling the Badingers are AWFUL to work for & the poor girl probably was like, "THIS IS MY ONE DAMN DAY OFF LEAVE ME ALONE!!"

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Yeah Jess acted like it was unusual for the babysitter to be away for a day. Why do they need a FULL TIME babysitter when Jessica is a STAY AT HOME MOM?? I know a lot of rich people live that way but the Ballingers are always pretending to be frugal and thrifty. It's not like she works from home either, except filming her kids. I know one sahm with a full time nanny, but that's only because she had a HEART ATTACK delivering her last child, had to have open heart surgery, and now she physically can't lift her kids or do much household work.

Yeah, why do they need a nanny when Jess is a stay at home mom and Chris is also a stay at home mom? 

Aug 2, 2017 8:53:12 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

Aug 2, 2017 8:28:58 GMT 10 nosygossiplover said:

Yeah Jess acted like it was unusual for the babysitter to be away for a day. Why do they need a FULL TIME babysitter when Jessica is a STAY AT HOME MOM?? I know a lot of rich people live that way but the Ballingers are always pretending to be frugal and thrifty. It's not like she works from home either, except filming her kids. I know one sahm with a full time nanny, but that's only because she had a HEART ATTACK delivering her last child, had to have open heart surgery, and now she physically can't lift her kids or do much household work.

Yeah, why do they need a nanny when Jess is a stay at home mom and Chris is also a stay at home mom? 

Why even plan a fourth child if you're going to need a nanny? Did they have a baby to try and save their marriage?
Did they have another baby so they could vlog about it?

Aug 2, 2017 7:06:38 GMT 10 momof3 said:

Aug 2, 2017 7:00:21 GMT 10 ytkid said:

This is reaching quite a bit but maybe Josh's tweet is about Col slowly losing Kory after all of the horrid things the two probably said about him since the beginning of the divorce. Kory may be doing a little gossiping👀

Or maybe he's caught wind that Erik has dumped her or was spotted with another woman?

Hopefully someone saw Erik at the beach with a new chick.

Aug 2, 2017 7:00:21 GMT 10 ytkid said:

This is reaching quite a bit but maybe Josh's tweet is about Col slowly losing Kory after all of the horrid things the two probably said about him since the beginning of the divorce. Kory may be doing a little gossiping👀

I think this would be the most plausible IF the tweet is even about Coll.

If they naturally grow apart, that's one thing, but she would be reallllllllll stupid to shut him out. I hope he spills the tea. That would be appropriate so Josh wouldn't have to and idk it would definitely make sense in the universe.

Aug 2, 2017 8:06:45 GMT 10 astew12305 said:

I specifically remember her talking about how her doctor said she didn't need surgery, and so she got a second and third opinion and they agreed. She said she was devastated because she was so frustrated with always being in pain that she just wanted a surgery that would finally fix it. I remember because I knew exactly how she felt. Then she started getting the injections, she vlogged one and called it 'I fainted at the doctor!' or something similar.

I forgot about that, good memory! Then doctors still must not know what's going on then hence why she still has to get shots.

That is a fun Josh tweet!

Either it is about Colleen or someone who has been a butthole to Josh...YAY!!!! Or it's about some random jerk who deserves some kick ass karma. We can all enjoy that!! YAY!!!

This probably means nothing but i found it amusing that erik liked this on twitter... Since we've called toeleen squarepants and Josh has used the sponge bob and patrick booty bumping gif.
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Aug 2, 2017 7:32:30 GMT 10 curiousgeorgette said:

Aug 2, 2017 6:35:22 GMT 10 kenncampbell said:

I wonder if Josh is upset about her latest video. Didn't Josh and Todrick used to be friends? There was a video where Josh said Todrick helped him and Colleen get back together the first time they broke up. Must be upsetting for Josh to see Todrick living and being best friends with colleen and on top of that kissing her.

I don't know, the Todrick vid is not exactly karma biting Coll & Co. Unless he's officially become her new gay best friend and she's throwing Kory to the wayside. That's hard to believe, though, because Kory knows too much...

Yeah my take is Colleen finding a new GBF and leaving Kory in the dust

Aug 2, 2017 9:25:42 GMT 10 smashleigh said:

Aug 2, 2017 8:06:45 GMT 10 astew12305 said:

I specifically remember her talking about how her doctor said she didn't need surgery, and so she got a second and third opinion and they agreed. She said she was devastated because she was so frustrated with always being in pain that she just wanted a surgery that would finally fix it. I remember because I knew exactly how she felt. Then she started getting the injections, she vlogged one and called it 'I fainted at the doctor!' or something similar.

I forgot about that, good memory! Then doctors still must not know what's going on then hence why she still has to get shots.

I think if her doctors watch her vlogs, they will know why her shoulder isn't healing... always holding the camera up and playing her uke and whatever else she is doing.

Maybe it's not my place to be annoyed since I'm straight, but I'm getting really sick of her using her gay friends like accessories. Her title is pretty tone deaf, even if it is a joke, and i feel like she sometimes treats todrick as some upgraded gay man to kory.

This video seems a lot like when Shane and Gabbie made out on camera