Crop Toplleen and the Starving Ballinger Regime part 8

Aug 2, 2017 9:40:25 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

Maybe it's not my place to be annoyed since I'm straight, but I'm getting really sick of her using her gay friends like accessories. Her title is pretty tone deaf, even if it is a joke, and i feel like she sometimes treats todrick as some upgraded gay man to kory.

More popular, more talented, more well-connected, but hey at least she'll still need Kory for litterbox cleaning and her coffee run....

Is anyone else annoyed by the fact that Kory and Erik both have Miranda pictures as the banners for their Twitter accounts? I know Erik's is promoting HBO and Kory feels like he only has an identity when he's in some way attached to Colleen but it just irks me. It just looks like something else she's controlling. It's probably their own choice to use them but it still shits me.

I also thought Colleen would have made Kory change the delightful Miranda on the bed with her legs spread wide pic because the photos on the bedside tables are of her and Josh. Thought they would have been erased from history.

I just watched kory's Snapchat and it's been a long day but I didn't even realize it was Colleen. I was sitting here thinking "who is this 12 year old in his snap?!"

Latest Josh tweet. And, I agree with whoever is saying karma might be Colleen/Kory...especially if Kory took delight in the divorce. He really did take Josh's place. Anyway, I hope I post Josh's tweet correctly. Let me know if I did something not allowed!

i really think that video got josh going (hence his recent tweets) because he used to be friends with todrick and stuff, i really think he's telling the truth now about telling all in his songs because that video crossed the line for him. go josh!

I dunno, I think the lack of showcasing Kory means things are probably fine between them. He was in her recent vlog, and they were just being normal. She doesn't want something from him, so she's not up his butt with the camera and tweets and stuff.

Aug 2, 2017 10:07:25 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

Latest Josh tweet. And, I agree with whoever is saying karma might be Colleen/Kory...especially if Kory took delight in the divorce. He really did take Josh's place. Anyway, I hope I post Josh's tweet correctly. Let me know if I did something not allowed!

Just came to post that! I read it and was...

What really gets me is that Toderick is so talented. His Straight Outta Oz visual album was amazing and so professional... compared to HBO it's miles ahead creatively and actually makes some poingent statements about society... and then he's making a stupid video kissing Colleen on camera. It's disappointing. But I guess he needed somewhere to stay so gotta pay her back somehow...

I cannot wait for this EP, y'all. I wonder what ol' sperm brows is going to try to do to "overshadow" this truth that is about to be dropped?

It amazes my how kory got off Scot free in this whole thing. I always got the vibes that kory hated josh. I think once he got an inkling thst there was trouble he fed right into it and encouraged colleen. Since they all lived together I could see colleen and kory villainising josh and making problems bigger than they really were. And her running to kory in arguments. Imo his karma is now

Aug 2, 2017 10:25:39 GMT 10 AK713 said:

I cannot wait for this EP, y'all. I wonder what ol' sperm brows is going to try to do to "overshadow" this truth that is about to be dropped?

The only thing she can do is show erik. It would make josh look petty Maybe?

Aug 2, 2017 10:32:40 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

Aug 2, 2017 10:25:39 GMT 10 AK713 said:

I cannot wait for this EP, y'all. I wonder what ol' sperm brows is going to try to do to "overshadow" this truth that is about to be dropped?

The only thing she can do is show erik. It would make josh look petty Maybe?

I think it would vindicate him. 

But those brain dead little harpies would just be like

"OMG ERIKLEEN I SHIP IT! Colleen deserves to be happy, she's the best ever. She farts fairy dust and poops gold!"

Do we actually think that he's gonna drop some truth in his EP? Or is it gonna be anticlimactic in typical josh fashion? He always talks a big game and then doesn't really deliver, other than vague innuendos. Based on precedent, Ima go with the latter. I remember months ago, he teased a snippet of one of the songs, "you got me all twisted bc you act like I ever existed." I imagine the rest of the songs are gonna be similar; just hinting at whatever happened, and general platitudes abt being heartbroken.

When the EP drops, I'm sure Coline will do a vlog and title it "why I was betrayed" or "MY FAKE BOOBS?!?!?!" or some bs to draw the sympathy and attention back to her.

Aug 2, 2017 10:38:43 GMT 10 Burntheukelele said:

Do we actually think that he's gonna drop some truth in his EP? Or is it gonna be anticlimactic in typical josh fashion? He always talks a big game and then doesn't really deliver, other than vague innuendos. Based on precedent, Ima go with the latter. I remember months ago, he teased a snippet of one of the songs, "you got me all twisted bc you act like I ever existed." I imagine the rest of the songs are gonna be similar; just hinting at whatever happened, and general platitudes abt being heartbroken.

When the EP drops, I'm sure Coline will do a vlog and title it "why I was betrayed" or "MY FAKE BOOBS?!?!?!" or some bs to draw the sympathy and attention back to her.

 I don't know that it's going to answer any questions. Most likely not.
However it's good that he's done worrying about walking on eggshells lest Colleen's fans take offence.

I think he's figured out that it doesn't matter what he does, some of them will find a reason to be nasty to him,
so he may as well just get on with it.

^^ here's hoping...

I was so disappointed awhile back when he was gung ho on twitter about the vlog he posted when he was in NY. He even interacted with ppl from the garden saying he wasn't scared and blabla. When the vlog dropped, he didn't say anything we didn't already know and then immediately apologized afterwards.

I feel like Coline will have him by the ballz for a long time, even if he doesn't wanna admit it. It takes a while to unlearn unhealthy behaviors and patterns. Hopefully, he will break free soon.

He just tweeted "no false promises. Just good music." Hey josh! 

I think this is our confirmation about dropping truth? Also hi Josh!

😂Hi, Josh!

Josh can you tweet something about shadow please?!! I wanna know if it's just a coincidence 😂

Colleen will probably find a doctor to do "a surgery" on her shoulder when Josh releases his album.

I agree about Kory and not being a friend to the marriage. Colleen is his lifeline, emotionally and financially. I can't imagine Josh wanting to have 3 people in that marriage for much longer. Maybe Erik doesn't like it either.

Hey, I was wondering. If she IS involved with Erik,or anyone, would they be okay with her kissing Todrick? I hate the title...her demon minions don't need to think gay people need to become straight. She should have said something like turning a gay man on. I don't think my boyfriend would like me kissing a gorgeous gay man. Gay men are probably safe to her if she has non stop cooter cooties.

And, how insulting was she?? SHE NEEDS TO TAKE A SHOWER AFTERWARDS?? God, Colleen! What a horrible thing to say. UGH.

"Hey back!" AAAHHHHH CAMT BREATHE!!

there you go randomer!

Aug 2, 2017 10:49:46 GMT 10 randomer said:

Josh can you tweet something about shadow please?!! I wanna know if it's just a coincidence 😂

OHMYGODOHMYGLDOHMYGOD!!!

Aug 2, 2017 10:46:58 GMT 10 randomer said:

He just tweeted "no false promises. Just good music." Hey josh! 

What an awesome sense of humor you have, josh.

Wish you the best. Now throw us a bone and post a vlog!

Aug 2, 2017 10:49:46 GMT 10 randomer said:

Josh can you tweet something about shadow please?!! I wanna know if it's just a coincidence 😂

I'd read here too if I were him! It probably feels good to know other people see the crappy things you deal with when so many people are blind to her... charm?

Or tweet how you "love randomer" or "love being random..er" 

Aug 2, 2017 10:50:48 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

Colleen will probably find a doctor to do "a surgery" on her shoulder when Josh releases his album.

I agree about Kory and not being a friend to the marriage. Colleen is his lifeline, emotionally and financially. I can't imagine Josh wanting to have 3 people in that marriage for much longer. Maybe Erik doesn't like it either.

Hey, I was wondering. If she IS involved with Erik,or anyone, would they be okay with her kissing Todrick? I hate the title...her demon minions don't need to think gay people need to become straight. She should have said something like turning a gay man on. I don't think my boyfriend would like me kissing a gorgeous gay man. Gay men are probably safe to her if she has non stop cooter cooties.

And, how insulting was she?? SHE NEEDS TO TAKE A SHOWER AFTERWARDS?? God, Colleen! What a horrible thing to say. UGH.

I mean, she seemed pretty adamant it would only be a little kiss and not a full-on passionate makeout. And it's not like Erik doesn't kiss and simulate sex with other women for work. Pretty sure they have an understanding. Also, pretty sure Colleen's attitude is "Oh, it's not real, it doesn't count, he's GAY you guys!".
I agree that Todrick is a total smokeshow. If he were straight I'd choose him over Erik, Josh or anybody.
P.S Sorry Josh, you're still a handsome fella 🙂

Aug 2, 2017 10:57:31 GMT 10 randomer said:

Or tweet how you "love randomer" or "love being random..er" 

Now you're pushing it! 😂
I think I see the birth of a Josh stan!