Crop Toplleen and the Starving Ballinger Regime part 8

Remember when Josh said in his livestream he can't watch Big brother anymore because he used to watch it with Colleen? Shows she really meant something to him.

Colleen just posted a snap of her watching Big Brother. Can't help but think she purposely did that to piss him off? Like to show him "hey ex-husband, look at me, while you're healing from the intense trauma I caused you, I don't give a fuck about your feelings, I'm watching big brother with my new boyfriend, how does that feel?"

Also, i have to say, her literal "Happy happy happy!" Tweet pissed me the fuck off, it seems so fucking fake. How can anyone buy this crap?!

Aug 1, 2017 16:00:23 GMT 10 beckigreen101 said:

Aug 1, 2017 15:50:39 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

its genuinely concerning. she's looking so unhealthy

I sometimes honestly worry that Colleen will have a heart attack, or stroke due to not having a healthy lifestyle. 
She never sleeps, or sleeps poorly, she doesn't eat well, or at all, and she's constantly working/ touring. I mean, she's even in the editing room "editing" when there's no need for it. I think women are also more prone to heart disease and heart attacks, but I could be wrong about that.

Aw, you're too sweet. The thing is, the chances of all of that being real and not a facade are slim.

Aug 1, 2017 17:14:09 GMT 10 yograndma said:

Aug 1, 2017 15:50:39 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

its genuinely concerning. she's looking so unhealthy

Are shoulders meant to have bones sticking out of them like that?  Mine have too much padding on them and I can't remember back to when I was skinny to recall if I had random bones jutting out like that.  I must say I think Colleen's eyebrows were looking much better in today's vlog but she didn't appear to have inch thick makeup on either. Perhaps she listened to ackack's advice in the beaty thread that less is more. He's obviously a guru.

No they shouldn't be jutting out like that! I was quite underweight at one point and very unhealthy and my bones did stick out a bit but nowhere near the extent that Colleen has. She must be incredibly underweight to have her bones showing the way they do.

Ppl on here have speculated abt her having an ED or disordered eating. Check out 1:07 of this vlog. If that's not disordered eating, I don't know what is.


She shouldn't be as skeletal as she is if she's eating 2-3 balanced meals a day...unless she has a health condition, which she doesn't or else we would have heard abt it 58484748485 times. My bet is that she doesn't really eat and when she does, she just pretends as shown in the vlog. If she didn't have her fake tits, I think she'd look even more shockingly frail/gaunt.

Aug 1, 2017 17:14:09 GMT 10 yograndma said:

Perhaps she listened to ackack's advice in the beauty thread that less is more. He's obviously a guru.

Just one of my many, many talents.

Aug 1, 2017 19:04:37 GMT 10 Burntheukelele said:

Ppl on here have speculated abt her having an ED or disordered eating. Check out 1:07 of this vlog. If that's not disordered eating, I don't know what is.


She shouldn't be as skeletal as she is if she's eating 2-3 balanced meals a day...unless she has a health condition, which she doesn't or else we would have heard abt it 58484748485 times. My bet is that she doesn't really eat and when she does, she just pretends as shown in the vlog. If she didn't have her fake tits, I think she'd look even more shockingly frail/gaunt.

She seems to have a huge preoccupation with anything regarding her weight and appearance and food so it really would not surprise me if she has an ED.

Colleen's vlog:

-Such a clickbaity, Liza's group title about getting high.
-Where is Todrick?
-What doc keeps giving shots like that and not doing some kind of permanent repair? She didn't need "a surgery" last year, but that kind of painful treatment, that must be $$$$$$, seems like it isn't working. Or maybe, like you guys wonder, it works because she is going on tour. She needs a new doctor if she is still getting shots that aren't repairing anything.

Miranda's video:

I never watch her videos unless you guys make me. Haha.

Does anyone else think she is making fun of Rebecca and Matt? Especially at the end when she says sarcastically something like, "making slime. What a fun life."

Aug 1, 2017 13:34:07 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

Aug 1, 2017 13:27:41 GMT 10 smashleigh said:

Going back to this quickly to say that YouTube did just do a purge of inactive accounts, which is why Colleen along with a bunch of other YouTubers lost a bunch of subs. Just saw a youtuber who just hit 10 million go below it now because of the purge.

do you think she bought bots to get to 8 mil? has she hit it yet?

Idk if she would know how to buy them honestly. Obviously some could just bots just on YouTube already. I don't thinks she has got it yet. I think it's going to be like when her main channel started getting close to 8 million.

I find it so irritating,in her last vlog, that everyone who looks at her at the airport is judging her. Since when is someone glancing in your direction judging? I don't get it.

Aug 1, 2017 18:18:47 GMT 10 crissdank said:

Remember when Josh said in his livestream he can't watch Big brother anymore because he used to watch it with Colleen? Shows she really meant something to him.

Colleen just posted a snap of her watching Big Brother. Can't help but think she purposely did that to piss him off? Like to show him "hey ex-husband, look at me, while you're healing from the intense trauma I caused you, I don't give a fuck about your feelings, I'm watching big brother with my new boyfriend, how does that feel?"

Also, i have to say, her literal "Happy happy happy!" Tweet pissed me the fuck off, it seems so fucking fake. How can anyone buy this crap?!

So cold to twist the knife like she is doing to Josh.

Josh tweeted a reply to someone, whose tweet I can't see, saying, "Don't. Trust. Her." I'm on my tablet and don't think I can edit out any other details to post here, but I wonder if he is talking about one of the follower's friends, or Colleen?

Aug 1, 2017 22:06:34 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

Aug 1, 2017 18:18:47 GMT 10 crissdank said:

Remember when Josh said in his livestream he can't watch Big brother anymore because he used to watch it with Colleen? Shows she really meant something to him.

Colleen just posted a snap of her watching Big Brother. Can't help but think she purposely did that to piss him off? Like to show him "hey ex-husband, look at me, while you're healing from the intense trauma I caused you, I don't give a fuck about your feelings, I'm watching big brother with my new boyfriend, how does that feel?"

Also, i have to say, her literal "Happy happy happy!" Tweet pissed me the fuck off, it seems so fucking fake. How can anyone buy this crap?!

So cold to twist the knife like she is doing to Josh.

Josh tweeted a reply to someone, whose tweet I can't see, saying, "Don't. Trust. Her." I'm on my tablet and don't think I can edit out any other details to post here, but I wonder if he is talking about one of the follower's friends, or Colleen?

It's a follower friend who posted a video of this little girl statue in Georgia that Josh doesn't like.

Aug 1, 2017 18:18:47 GMT 10 crissdank said:

Remember when Josh said in his livestream he can't watch Big brother anymore because he used to watch it with Colleen? Shows she really meant something to him.

Colleen just posted a snap of her watching Big Brother. Can't help but think she purposely did that to piss him off? Like to show him "hey ex-husband, look at me, while you're healing from the intense trauma I caused you, I don't give a fuck about your feelings, I'm watching big brother with my new boyfriend, how does that feel?"

Also, i have to say, her literal "Happy happy happy!" Tweet pissed me the fuck off, it seems so fucking fake. How can anyone buy this crap?!

I feel like she definitely snapped the Big Brother thing on purpose. Any time I start to feel a little bit bad for her she gives me another reminder of how terrible of a person she has become.

Aug 1, 2017 22:51:51 GMT 10 smashleigh said:

Aug 1, 2017 22:06:34 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

So cold to twist the knife like she is doing to Josh.

Josh tweeted a reply to someone, whose tweet I can't see, saying, "Don't. Trust. Her." I'm on my tablet and don't think I can edit out any other details to post here, but I wonder if he is talking about one of the follower's friends, or Colleen?

It's a follower friend who posted a video of this little girl statue in Georgia that Josh doesn't like.

Thanks, Smash.

Bummer.

Okay, Gang, I think y'all are getting a little too worked up about Colleen doing things like going to restaurants or watching shows she used to watch with Josh. Are you supposed to stop doing things you used to enjoy because you used to do them with an ex? Maybe Colleen posting about Big Brother isn't some calculated move to spite Josh, maybe she just likes Big Brother. It's a fairly popular show....
I get that Josh can't bring himself to watch BB because it brings him too much pain, and if Colleen brought up BB just to be a bitch to Josh that's shitty but I honestly don't think she was thinking of Josh at the time. They're divorced now and Colleen shouldn't have to tip-toe around his feeling and not mention things that might upset him, especially something as innocuous as saying she's watching a reality show.

Aug 1, 2017 17:14:09 GMT 10 yograndma said:

Aug 1, 2017 15:50:39 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

its genuinely concerning. she's looking so unhealthy

Are shoulders meant to have bones sticking out of them like that?  Mine have too much padding on them and I can't remember back to when I was skinny to recall if I had random bones jutting out like that.  I must say I think Colleen's eyebrows were looking much better in today's vlog but she didn't appear to have inch thick makeup on either. Perhaps she listened to ackack's advice in the beaty thread that less is more. He's obviously a guru.

I dunno I do have them but I'm only 10lbs away from being underweight anyway so 🤷🏻‍♀️

Aug 2, 2017 0:03:42 GMT 10 beamishly said:

Okay, Gang, I think y'all are getting a little too worked up about Colleen doing things like going to restaurants or watching shows she used to watch with Josh. Are you supposed to stop doing things you used to enjoy because you used to do them with an ex? Maybe Colleen posting about Big Brother isn't some calculated move to spite Josh, maybe she just likes Big Brother. It's a fairly popular show....
I get that Josh can't bring himself to watch BB because it brings him too much pain, and if Colleen brought up BB just to beva bitch to Josh that's shitty but I honestly don't think she was thinking of Josh at the time. They're divorced now and Colleen shouldn't have to tip-toe around his feeling and not mention things that might upset him, especially something as innocuous as saying she's watching a reality show.

Totally Agreed, however, i do think it's a little weird that almost every time josh mentions something specific like that she's always mentioning something or posting something about the same thing a few days later. I feel like it happens a little too often for it to be a coincidence. I'm not saying she was definitely taking a jab at josh with that, because you're right, it's popular but I think maybe her history is why people might jump to conclusions.

Aug 2, 2017 0:03:42 GMT 10 beamishly said:

Okay, Gang, I think y'all are getting a little too worked up about Colleen doing things like going to restaurants or watching shows she used to watch with Josh. Are you supposed to stop doing things you used to enjoy because you used to do them with an ex? Maybe Colleen posting about Big Brother isn't some calculated move to spite Josh, maybe she just likes Big Brother. It's a fairly popular show....

Maybe.

But, of alllllllllllllllllll the things she could have posted about, she picks something Josh specifically talked about that was painful to him.

After the songs she sings on her vlogs that seem like shots fired at Josh, I think the worst of her on this one too.

But, then again, I think she is a mean,fake human being who uses people, so things she does will probably always fit that perception for me.

And, I've played the "I'm so over you" games and this would have been one of my moves! 17 Devil

Aug 2, 2017 0:19:15 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

Aug 2, 2017 0:03:42 GMT 10 beamishly said:

Okay, Gang, I think y'all are getting a little too worked up about Colleen doing things like going to restaurants or watching shows she used to watch with Josh. Are you supposed to stop doing things you used to enjoy because you used to do them with an ex? Maybe Colleen posting about Big Brother isn't some calculated move to spite Josh, maybe she just likes Big Brother. It's a fairly popular show....

Maybe.

But, of alllllllllllllllllll the things she could have posted about, she picks something Josh specifically talked about that was painful to him.

After the songs she sings on her vlogs that seem like shots fired at Josh, I think the worst of her on this one too.

But, then again, I think she is a mean,fake human being who uses people, so things she does will probably always fit that perception for me.

And, I've played the "I'm so over you" games and this would have been one of my moves! 17 Devil

I will concede that Colleen has said/did a lot of things that were probably meant to shade Josh and she seems to be trying really hard to appear to be "winning" the divorce/life, but I'm gonna let the Big Brother thing slide

Aug 2, 2017 0:40:58 GMT 10 beamishly said:

Aug 2, 2017 0:19:15 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

Maybe.

But, of alllllllllllllllllll the things she could have posted about, she picks something Josh specifically talked about that was painful to him.

After the songs she sings on her vlogs that seem like shots fired at Josh, I think the worst of her on this one too.

But, then again, I think she is a mean,fake human being who uses people, so things she does will probably always fit that perception for me.

And, I've played the "I'm so over you" games and this would have been one of my moves! 17 Devil

I will concede that Colleen has said/did a lot of things that were probably meant to shade Josh and she seems to be trying really hard to appear to be "winning" the divorce/life, but I'm gonna let the Big Brother thing slide

A voice of reason will keep every single observation from sounding like sirens blaring. Earlier, I thought one of Josh's tweets that had nothing to do with Colleen was the shadiest of shade. :::hanging head::::

It would be interesting to see what Josh would think about her BB post. He knows her best. Or, at least thought he did.

I was thinking about the winks he gives here.  He must not hate our general tone or I think he would be dismissive and maybe even sickened by our bashing...I mean gossiping. 

I sort of think the ONLY way it isn't shade would be if she hadn't seen or heard about Josh's livestream comments.  That might be the case.  I wonder if she DOES watch his livestreams later? If she doesn't she might get recaps. 

We might know the truth about Colleen shading Josh if and when he announces he has a girlfriend.  She will be online in a nanosecond announcing HER boyfriend (or girlfriend). 

I unsubbed from all her channels on YT but her high vlog came up in my rec's, and boredom got the better of me.
If her shoulder is that bad, shouldn't she need surgery, or at the very least physical therapy? If she tore muscles, she needs to let them heal and then work on strengthening them and having things move in the correct ways...
and if she was really in that much pain, she wouldn't vlog with that arm. If it was as bad as she makes it out to be she wouldn't be able to hold up that camera, every single day.
Anything for clicks and views, I guess.

Aug 1, 2017 19:04:37 GMT 10 Burntheukelele said:

Ppl on here have speculated abt her having an ED or disordered eating. Check out 1:07 of this vlog. If that's not disordered eating, I don't know what is.


She shouldn't be as skeletal as she is if she's eating 2-3 balanced meals a day...unless she has a health condition, which she doesn't or else we would have heard abt it 58484748485 times. My bet is that she doesn't really eat and when she does, she just pretends as shown in the vlog. If she didn't have her fake tits, I think she'd look even more shockingly frail/gaunt.

⬆So Much This!!!
I'll even go a step farther and say I THINK she has bulimia too. I notice everytime she's "pooping" she has the bathroom door shut. Josh has mentioned in vlogs before that she locks the door and turns on water so he can't hear her "pooping". She had no problem burping and farting and whatever other yucky stuff right in front of him..so why would she care if he heard her tooting while taking a poop?
And maybe Im gross but if its just me and husband home, I don't even close the bathroom door..much less lock it. Part of that is because I have a 14 year old yorkie who HAS to be near me all the time and if i closed the door she would cry and scratch at the door. and if I shut it with her inside..she doesnt like it because she can't guard the house. (i know..i know..I spoil my dog but I love her)
and the other reason i don't bother with the door is because I don't care if husband walks in or not. Im never in there long and we have 3 other bathrooms..so if he wants to come in while Im doing my business, he enters at own risk..hahaha. I mean aren't most married or long together couples like that? You know one another has normal bodily functions..its not a huge secret that you need to keep behind a locked door. I have mild Crohns disease so when i gotta go..I gotta go..privacy be damned.

Like it was mentioned before, Colleen's eyebrows look significantly less harsh in the new vlog... I bet she will slowly start transitioning to normal looking brows. If she made too drastic a change all at once it would be too obvious that she read the "hate" and actually took it to heart. Also, her vlog channel only has ONE million subscribers... I can't imagine why - who doesn't love a grown woman screeching as she plays basic ukelele chords and talking about how miserable her privileged life is?
Once her YouTube/Miranda career finally dries up, can you imagine Colleen getting a typical 9-5 job like the rest of us? Where she's not the boss and doesn't have a say in how things are done and has to abide by someone else's rules and schedule?




Edited to say that does anyone else notice in older vlogs that she acted like a child around Josh? She always has these doe eyes and soft voice, and she had very childish mannerisms. Now she's a queefing, shouting, screeching character. It's so strange seeing her old videos...

Aug 2, 2017 0:05:44 GMT 10 imnotbothered said:

Aug 1, 2017 17:14:09 GMT 10 yograndma said:

Are shoulders meant to have bones sticking out of them like that?  Mine have too much padding on them and I can't remember back to when I was skinny to recall if I had random bones jutting out like that.  I must say I think Colleen's eyebrows were looking much better in today's vlog but she didn't appear to have inch thick makeup on either. Perhaps she listened to ackack's advice in the beaty thread that less is more. He's obviously a guru.

I dunno I do have them but I'm only 10lbs away from being underweight anyway so 🤷🏻‍♀️

I think every body type is different. I used to be on Colleen's level of underweight and my collarbones stuck out pretty bad. My face looked tired, I was only like 23 I think. But even gaining 10 pounds they didn't stick out. Even that made a world of difference.

So I don't want to jump to conclusions here but she is definitely underweight. I know someone mentioned a few threads ago that different body types will show it differently even if it's a healthy weight but there's just no way.

Devil's advocate but the big brother thing could've been a wink to Trisha paytas. She's rumored to be starting UK celebrity Big brother this week, and we know the queent will ride any coat tails to fame she can.

TIL Josh still follows Trent, and liked one of his weird tweets from yesterday.

It's kinda sad watching Colleen doing stuff to the house now when Josh was always sharing his daydreams on how he'd turn that house into a home. She really doesn't care. It's almost like she never had a boyfriend let alone a husband.

Aug 2, 2017 1:22:03 GMT 10 dreamcatcher said:

Edited to say that does anyone else notice in older vlogs that she acted like a child around Josh? She always has these doe eyes and soft voice, and she had very childish mannerisms. Now she's a queefing, shouting, screeching character. It's so strange seeing her old videos...

Yep. I think it was part of her act to trick him into thinking she was a sweet nice Christian girl who ultimately wanted the same things he wanted. I guess she was being who she thought he wanted her to be.

Aug 2, 2017 1:57:53 GMT 10 trubbled said:

Aug 2, 2017 1:22:03 GMT 10 dreamcatcher said:

Edited to say that does anyone else notice in older vlogs that she acted like a child around Josh? She always has these doe eyes and soft voice, and she had very childish mannerisms. Now she's a queefing, shouting, screeching character. It's so strange seeing her old videos...

Yep. I think it was part of her act to trick him into thinking she was a sweet nice Christian girl who ultimately wanted the same things he wanted. I guess she was being who she thought he wanted her to be.

Interesting... if that's the case, why though? Why can't she beg her way to a guy she actually likes and is willing to stay monogamous to and start a family with? Why waste all that time and invest into a relationship, move in, get married... then all of a sudden coldly step away like she never liked him in the first place. The timing seems very weird to me I can't figure it out. I can't help but think that something (perhaps, feelings, a person...etc) came up out of the blue that changed her mind a year into the marriage. Any theories/Conclusions?

Aug 2, 2017 2:23:05 GMT 10 crissdank said:

Aug 2, 2017 1:57:53 GMT 10 trubbled said:

Yep. I think it was part of her act to trick him into thinking she was a sweet nice Christian girl who ultimately wanted the same things he wanted. I guess she was being who she thought he wanted her to be.

Interesting... if that's the case, why though? Why can't she beg her way to a guy she actually likes and is willing to stay monogamous to and start a family with? Why waste all that time and invest into a relationship, move in, get married... then all of a sudden coldly step away like she never liked him in the first place. The timing seems very weird to me I can't figure it out. I can't help but think that something (perhaps, feelings, a person...etc) came up out of the blue that changed her mind a year into the marriage. Any theories/Conclusions?

Two words: Er ik