Crop Toplleen and the Starving Ballinger Regime part 8

I think Colleen is pure shade and nothing but shade.

I think her 'I work 200 hours a day" is a message to Jessica and Chris. Mostly Jessica. I think Chris would be in Vancouver 24/7 if Jessica let him pack his balls she has stored in her special 'things to pack at the last minute' drawers.

Jul 25, 2017 0:28:36 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

I think Colleen is pure shade and nothing but shade.

I think her 'I work 200 hours a day" is a message to Jessica and Chris. Mostly Jessica. I think Chris would be in Vancouver 24/7 if Jessica let him pack his balls she has stored in her special 'things to pack at the last minute' drawers.

Like honestly Chris would have his butt fired anywhere else.

Jul 25, 2017 0:40:42 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

Jul 25, 2017 0:28:36 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

I think Colleen is pure shade and nothing but shade.

I think her 'I work 200 hours a day" is a message to Jessica and Chris. Mostly Jessica. I think Chris would be in Vancouver 24/7 if Jessica let him pack his balls she has stored in her special 'things to pack at the last minute' drawers.

Like honestly Chris would have his butt fired anywhere else.

I know! I've been wondering if he's getting paid the same as he got paid last season. It would be one thing if he was telecommuting, but I don't see any evidence that he's doing any work when he's not onsite. I wouldn't blame Colleen if she was feeling a little resentful.

So Colleen's finishing editing, going back to LA then coming back to Vancouver? Anyone have any idea why or for how long? Just want to prepare myself for the whining.

Jul 25, 2017 0:40:42 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

Jul 25, 2017 0:28:36 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

I think Colleen is pure shade and nothing but shade.

I think her 'I work 200 hours a day" is a message to Jessica and Chris. Mostly Jessica. I think Chris would be in Vancouver 24/7 if Jessica let him pack his balls she has stored in her special 'things to pack at the last minute' drawers.

Like honestly Chris would have his butt fired anywhere else.

True!!! By Netflix and/or Colleen.  I guess this is why you don't go into business with family. I wonder if his credits will appear the same on the actual tv show credit screen? 

This probably explains Chris' harshness we are seeing to his kids and even Jessica. I think he will be forever resentful of this period. If HBO ends up in the tv trash heap (please, oh please) Colleen will blame Chris. Chris will blame Jessica, his 15 kids, and the never smiling/always puking Dunkey. 

And, we here will thank our lucky stars there is trouble in Fartland. wooo hoooo. 

Imagine if HBO got a 3rd season by some miracle and none of the supporting cast agreed to come back. I bet Colleen would replace them all and have some off-brand version of the cast or maybe play all the roles herself.

Jul 25, 2017 0:50:12 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

Jul 25, 2017 0:40:42 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

Like honestly Chris would have his butt fired anywhere else.

True!!! By Netflix and/or Colleen.  I guess this is why you don't go into business with family. I wonder if his credits will appear the same on the actual tv show credit screen? 

This probably explains Chris' harshness we are seeing to his kids and even Jessica. I think he will be forever resentful of this period. If HBO ends up in the tv trash heap (please, oh please) Colleen will blame Chris. Chris will blame Jessica, his 15 kids, and the never smiling/always puking Dunkey. 

And, we here will thank our lucky stars there is trouble in Fartland. wooo hoooo. 

I just remembered how obsessed they were with Duncan was smiling in the womb. The kid was doomed before birth.

Jul 25, 2017 0:19:59 GMT 10 imnotbothered said:

Also when Jessica's grandma says "so what do you want me to say now?" Is SOOOOOO telling

Could you elaborate on that?

I'm not mentally prepared to watch a bollocksinger blog at the moment.

Jul 25, 2017 0:54:00 GMT 10 beamishly said:

Imagine if HBO got a 3rd season by some miracle and none of the supporting cast agreed to come back. I bet Colleen would replace them all and have some off-brand version of the cast or maybe play all the roles herself.

 Oh, she would definitely play all of the roles herself, and she would also do all of the directing and editing and composing, etc.  

Jul 24, 2017 21:44:54 GMT 10 tog4life said:

I swear this is about Colleen

THIS!!!!  This is 100% about Colleen.  

Side note: Megan Tonjes is my new favorite Youtuber. Especially after this video. 

Jul 25, 2017 1:31:13 GMT 10 AK713 said:

Jul 25, 2017 0:54:00 GMT 10 beamishly said:

Imagine if HBO got a 3rd season by some miracle and none of the supporting cast agreed to come back. I bet Colleen would replace them all and have some off-brand version of the cast or maybe play all the roles herself.

 Oh, she would definitely play all of the roles herself, and she would also do all of the directing and editing and composing, etc.  

she might do this anyway even if HBO gets canned.

Or she'll sit at home and show us the same vlog content and claim she's working on other projects now.

Jul 25, 2017 1:37:57 GMT 10 AK713 said:

Jul 24, 2017 21:44:54 GMT 10 tog4life said:

I swear this is about Colleen

THIS!!!!  This is 100% about Colleen.  

Side note: Megan Tonjes is my new favorite Youtuber. Especially after this video. 

She's the best. I love her!

By Josh's recent tweets, I see why he and toeleen were compatible. 2 days ago he tweets how great and fabulous NYC is. Last night he tweets he misses L.A.
wtf dude... ? I could see if he said he missed shadow..but not the damn city he lives in...and not only after a few days. I swear..these YTubers are all nutballs.

People like Colleen and Josh think location is their problem. But,wherever you go, there you shall be. They take their problems right along with them.

They seem miserable without each other, to be honest. The difference is, Josh is working through his ish and Colleen is losing all her best friends left and right.

I haven't watched Coals last couple of videos but has she mentioned recently she still can't be alone with her thoughts?

Jul 25, 2017 1:21:18 GMT 10 @ackack said:

Jul 25, 2017 0:19:59 GMT 10 imnotbothered said:

Also when Jessica's grandma says "so what do you want me to say now?" Is SOOOOOO telling

Could you elaborate on that?

I'm not mentally prepared to watch a bollocksinger blog at the moment.

basically in their latest vlog Jessica's grandmother is there and everything the woman is saying just sounds really scripted and/or sarcastic and then she all of a sudden says "what do you want me to say now?" And Jess says something along the lines of "you're doing really well" and it just shows how they must be with the kids if they're like that with her own grandmother!

This made me chuckle since the last tweet he posted after midnight was his oh so deep planes and problems tweet.

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Jul 24, 2017 11:30:18 GMT 10 Burntheukelele said:

I feel like her attitude is pretty prevalent amongst the YouTube community, tho. Like whenever they get a professional project, they're so overwhelmed by actual real work, they end up bitching and moaning about it incessantly, not realizing the rest of the world works 10x harder for a fraction of what they're making.

That reminds me of when Shane Dawson made the movie for that Starz reality show. It was the same deal. He wanted to do everything himself - he's made and edited youtube videos, so he's definitely a pro. Unlike the other filmmaker who actually had experience in film, but it was her first time in the director's chair. I think you're right on -- YouTubers tend to think their experience making 5 minute Q & A videos or poptart tastings makes them experts in how production works. But every time they branch out into more traditional media, it tends to flop. I love the Holy Trinity, for example, but their films haven't done well critically or financially; Grace's TV show lasted 8 episodes, I think.

Everyone has built their empires on youtube, and as the ad revenue continues to dry up, they aren't going to have many other options because they'll have to start at the bottom. A no-name like Grace won't be able to get a TV show; another up and coming Colleen won't be able to executive produce and star in a Netflix series. I think the professional industry will eventually realize that YouTube success doesn't carry over into mainstream success -- outside of the music industry, are there any examples of someone who has successfully parlayed their youtube career into a mainstream career?

I actually worry about these professor youtubers, like Colleen and Shane, who have been doing this for the entirety of their adult lives. They're going into their 30s without any real professional experience in their fields. Who is going to watch a 45 year old Miranda cutting stuffed animals open and pretending to be a sassy teenager? Who's going to watch a 40something bald Shane Dawson eat secret menu items from various fast food places? To be fair, I think both of them are set financially, so they don't have to worry too much. But what about the B-list youtubers that are making $60,000 a year instead of $4 million? They're spending all of their energy trying to become A-listers when the youtube money seems to be drying up instead of getting actual professional experience outside of youtube. I just don't see how they're going to transition into the real world when their platform collapses. 

Jul 25, 2017 2:19:59 GMT 10 imnotbothered said:

Jul 25, 2017 1:21:18 GMT 10 @ackack said:

Could you elaborate on that?

I'm not mentally prepared to watch a bollocksinger blog at the moment.

basically in their latest vlog Jessica's grandmother is there and everything the woman is saying just sounds really scripted and/or sarcastic and then she all of a sudden says "what do you want me to say now?" And Jess says something along the lines of "you're doing really well" and it just shows how they must be with the kids if they're like that with her own grandmother!

Thanks 

Jul 25, 2017 3:03:36 GMT 10 anonymousfriend295 said:

Jul 24, 2017 11:30:18 GMT 10 Burntheukelele said:

I feel like her attitude is pretty prevalent amongst the YouTube community, tho. Like whenever they get a professional project, they're so overwhelmed by actual real work, they end up bitching and moaning about it incessantly, not realizing the rest of the world works 10x harder for a fraction of what they're making.

That reminds me of when Shane Dawson made the movie for that Starz reality show. It was the same deal. He wanted to do everything himself - he's made and edited youtube videos, so he's definitely a pro. Unlike the other filmmaker who actually had experience in film, but it was her first time in the director's chair. I think you're right on -- YouTubers tend to think their experience making 5 minute Q & A videos or poptart tastings makes them experts in how production works. But every time they branch out into more traditional media, it tends to flop. I love the Holy Trinity, for example, but their films haven't done well critically or financially; Grace's TV show lasted 8 episodes, I think.

Everyone has built their empires on youtube, and as the ad revenue continues to dry up, they aren't going to have many other options because they'll have to start at the bottom. A no-name like Grace won't be able to get a TV show; another up and coming Colleen won't be able to executive produce and star in a Netflix series. I think the professional industry will eventually realize that YouTube success doesn't carry over into mainstream success -- outside of the music industry, are there any examples of someone who has successfully parlayed their youtube career into a mainstream career?

I actually worry about these professor youtubers, like Colleen and Shane, who have been doing this for the entirety of their adult lives. They're going into their 30s without any real professional experience in their fields. Who is going to watch a 45 year old Miranda cutting stuffed animals open and pretending to be a sassy teenager? Who's going to watch a 40something bald Shane Dawson eat secret menu items from various fast food places? To be fair, I think both of them are set financially, so they don't have to worry too much. But what about the B-list youtubers that are making $60,000 a year instead of $4 million? They're spending all of their energy trying to become A-listers when the youtube money seems to be drying up instead of getting actual professional experience outside of youtube. I just don't see how they're going to transition into the real world when their platform collapses. 

Do you think Colleen has acquired enough real writing and producing experience to find work in movies or TV? Or did they just allow her to call herself writer/producer for her own vanity even though she was just farting around the writing room/set/editing room? I could see her "writing" amounting to contributing storyline ideas based on her personal experience and "producing" meaning her bothering everybody on set.

If anyone gets bored, I just happened to see this with Chester See and Megan Batoon. They are writing a love song about someone Megan met. She is describing him and they put black boxes over their mouths so you can't read their lips. But, from what she is saying, (blue eyes, warmth, etc.) and reading a tiny part of their lips, it almost seems like she is talking about Josh. She is the one who helped him do that dance when he first came back on to YouTube. I'm not even sure why this was recommended to me?

Jul 25, 2017 1:57:31 GMT 10 verukasalt said:

By Josh's recent tweets, I see why he and toeleen were compatible. 2 days ago he tweets how great and fabulous NYC is. Last night he tweets he misses L.A.
wtf dude... ? I could see if he said he missed shadow..but not the damn city he lives in...and not only after a few days. I swear..these YTubers are all nutballs.

They're both annoying to me in their own ways. I gravitated towards Josh after the divorce because I'll always appreciate raw honesty over fake happy bullshit, but his erratic and depressing videos are becoming tedious to watch. I know this stage of his life is hard for him but it's not the end of the damn world. Everyone goes through shit and most of us have to KEEP GOING. We don't get the luxury of showing up to work whenever we feel like it so we can go mope around and try to "find ourselves". My employer would laugh right in my face.  I would love to see him get a regular job and try to take this much time off for "depression". Sorry, I'm just a little bitter haha.

Jul 25, 2017 5:47:02 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

If anyone gets bored, I just happened to see this with Chester See and Megan Batoon. They are writing a love song about someone Megan met. She is describing him and they put black boxes over their mouths so you can't read their lips. But, from what she is saying, (blue eyes, warmth, etc.) and reading a tiny part of their lips, it almost seems like she is talking about Josh. She is the one who helped him do that dance when he first came back on to YouTube. I'm not even sure why this was recommended to me?

This has got to be about Josh!

YEAH it definitely looks like she said Josh...the blue eyes...and the very last time she says his name (around the 4:30 mark)  it definitely looks like she said josh....

Jul 25, 2017 6:01:55 GMT 10 kacmac said:

Jul 25, 2017 5:47:02 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

If anyone gets bored, I just happened to see this with Chester See and Megan Batoon. They are writing a love song about someone Megan met. She is describing him and they put black boxes over their mouths so you can't read their lips. But, from what she is saying, (blue eyes, warmth, etc.) and reading a tiny part of their lips, it almost seems like she is talking about Josh. She is the one who helped him do that dance when he first came back on to YouTube. I'm not even sure why this was recommended to me?

This has got to be about Josh!

I thought that too at first.  But, (and this is me reading into details) - Chester asks her at one point if she hopes she'll ever meet him again and she says she hopes so but she doesn't think she will (paraphrasing).  While most signs point to Josh, that part of the convo didn't because they are both friends with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene so the chances that they would see each other again are fairly high (like at the wedding that would be a few months after this video was made) and I feel like they may have had a picture together on insta way before the dance episode of the cine-vlogs.   Everything else makes me think Josh though, so who knows.

Thanks for playing along, guys!

Yeah, that not seeing him part was kind of confusing since Josh is available now. But, everything else was kind of adding up... including the lip reading. It's fun to think another really cute, talented girl is crushing on Colleen's cast aside.

Remember how touched Josh was when Megan gave him a thoughtful present? I really know 0 about Megan, but she has 100x more sex appeal than Whineleen.

Maybe she means he's not really available as in he's not emotionally ready?

Jul 25, 2017 6:13:18 GMT 10 AK713 said:

Jul 25, 2017 6:01:55 GMT 10 kacmac said:

This has got to be about Josh!

I thought that too at first.  But, (and this is me reading into details) - Chester asks her at one point if she hopes she'll ever meet him again and she says she hopes so but she doesn't think she will (paraphrasing).  While most signs point to Josh, that part of the convo didn't because they are both friends with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene so the chances that they would see each other again are fairly high (like at the wedding that would be a few months after this video was made) and I feel like they may have had a picture together on insta way before the dance episode of the cine-vlogs.   Everything else makes me think Josh though, so who knows.

Plus this was 4 months ago and crickets since 🤔

I think she may be saying that he isnt available or knows he is too hurt right now?!?! Shit they would be so cute together and I know she wants a man and babies

Turns out Kory was not living his best life, if his storytime is true they tipped over and had to be rescued by the Coast Guard.