Queent Colleen and the Ballinger Family Part 1

Jun 7, 2017 0:41:09 GMT 10 succulentqueen said:

This video drove me nuts for many reasons.  I also got the vibe that she is frustrated and just doesn't care. She keeps making snide comments that sound 100% like Colleen.  Mirleen everybody...she's coming out in full force and without shame.  Also....her legs remind me of grasshopper legs.  

Mirleen had me chuckle at my desk!!!

Jun 7, 2017 0:41:09 GMT 10 succulentqueen said:

View AttachmentThis video drove me nuts for many reasons.  I also got the vibe that she is frustrated and just doesn't care. She keeps making snide comments that sound 100% like Colleen.  Mirleen everybody...she's coming out in full force and without shame.  Also....her legs remind me of grasshopper legs.  

Can't help but feel like she's jabbing Rebecca cause she does slime videos so much.

Jun 7, 2017 0:22:53 GMT 10 ratchetrachel said:

It reminded me of this vlog when Josh visited her the first time and they ran around trying to take kissy pictures. The date is around the same. For him it was probably just cute and sweet and for her it was a plan honestly. Starts at about 8 minutes in. It's especially gross to me at the end when they're in bed and he's saying that it's one of the best days they've ever had together in their entire relationship and she's just sitting with her back to him on her cell phone and she's just like "yeah." Wtf.

You are right!! At the time I thought "aw that's so romantic" but you can tell by her body language she's not into it and the fact that she's on her phone pretty much that whole vlog is pretty telling too.

I thinks it's funny they recreate twilight in that vid. The way josh talks about love reminds me of twilight... young and obsessive. Not at all healthy.

Colleen on the last day on set: posts ice cream

Fran on the last day on set: films her cast mates but not colleen or erik

Such a close cast

Rewatching that vlog, it just reminded how annoying it was at the close of all his vlogs when Colleen was there. She always made it about her. He'd try to close it out and she'd have to make a final remark. Every. Single. Time.

Jun 7, 2017 0:48:42 GMT 10 @barnicole85 said:

Jun 7, 2017 0:22:53 GMT 10 ratchetrachel said:

It reminded me of this vlog when Josh visited her the first time and they ran around trying to take kissy pictures. The date is around the same. For him it was probably just cute and sweet and for her it was a plan honestly. Starts at about 8 minutes in. It's especially gross to me at the end when they're in bed and he's saying that it's one of the best days they've ever had together in their entire relationship and she's just sitting with her back to him on her cell phone and she's just like "yeah." Wtf.

You are right!! At the time I thought "aw that's so romantic" but you can tell by her body language she's not into it and the fact that she's on her phone pretty much that whole vlog is pretty telling too.

I remember this and I remember thinking wtf why are you posing for pictures? How about being present with one another? I believe this was after Josh dyed his hair back to brown and got all dolled up for her and emotional about their reunion. Meanwhile, she's just doing her fake smile. It's like you can see the gears in her head repressing any and all feelings and thoughts she's having.

On a weird note, I had a dream about Josh and he almost spilled the beans to me. Then one of his 12 year old fans drove my car and almost killed us all lol I think I need to stop gossiping here so frequently

Jun 7, 2017 1:11:27 GMT 10 trubbled said:

I thinks it's funny they recreate twilight in that vid. The way josh talks about love reminds me of twilight... young and obsessive. Not at all healthy.

I haven't watched the vid, but being in the South, Josh is from Georgia, I'm from Tennessee, I think he has what I call Southern boy values, especially with his Dad being a Pastor, or involved in the Church. A lot of Southern boys/men are romantic, and want to be married forever to the same person and have a family. It's like Southern culture I guess.
that said, Josh needs to stop interacting so much with the Minions. Him being 30 and the fact that most of the Minions appear to be 10-14, it needs to stop. Other than something like a Happy Birthday tweet to a fan, or a thanks for liking my video type tweets. He doesn't need to be having ongoing conversations with them at all. 
Ive looked at Colin's twitter and I can't believe how some of these Minions act. I've seen so many bossy/ bratty type tweets, for example "You need to DM now!" Or "Why didn't you DM me!". 
Also, I wonder if Colin's Purple Heart thing is going to cause problems in the fandom. When I read tweets to Colin, some are worrisome. I hope a fan doesn't feel suicidal if they aren't picked, or the parent says no.

Jun 7, 2017 2:31:30 GMT 10 beckigreen101 said:

Also, I wonder if Colin's Purple Heart thing is going to cause problems in the fandom. When I read tweets to Colin, some are worrisome. I hope a fan doesn't feel suicidal if they aren't picked, or the parent says no.

She said she was picking this past weekend. Lies. She's got herself into a pickle that's for sure.

I feel sorry for the parents of this Purple Heart bullshit if she ever chooses a winner. I just don't understand why her attorney (assuming she has one) would give the go for this.
if she chooses a winner, she will just choose at random. Because who would have the time to read the thousands of essays these kids have written? She will act like she did read all of entries. I wonder if the winners will cause the fandom to argue or turn on one another, due to jealousy and being that most of her Minions seem to be in the 10-12 year old range.

I will say it was probably one of the more sincere things she's done but like everything else, she just didn't think it through at all.

Jun 7, 2017 3:41:46 GMT 10 beckigreen101 said:

I feel sorry for the parents of this Purple Heart bullshit if she ever chooses a winner. I just don't understand why her attorney (assuming she has one) would give the go for this.
if she chooses a winner, she will just choose at random. Because who would have the time to read the thousands of essays these kids have written? She will act like she did read all of entries. I wonder if the winners will cause the fandom to argue or turn on one another, due to jealousy and being that most of her Minions seem to be in the 10-12 year old range.

I have no doubts it'll cause in fighting. Everyone thinks they have the most compelling story. They'll believe theirs must not have been seen since they lost. I'd like to hope colleen would remind them to be gracious to the winners to at least try and stem it since their desire to please their queen might override their drama. But I'm not convinced she'd make that ask of them.

Ofcourse she does a Miley Cyrus cover after calling Miley her queen. She's so desperate to try and get celebrity attention it's sad.

Jun 7, 2017 6:11:45 GMT 10 smashleigh said:

Ofcourse she does a Miley Cyrus cover after calling Miley her queen. She's so desperate to try and get celebrity attention it's sad.

did she pull that face like she's trying to do a shit after being constipated for 2 days to try and emphasise her feeling into her singing.

Jun 7, 2017 6:51:58 GMT 10 @ackack said:

Jun 7, 2017 6:11:45 GMT 10 smashleigh said:

Ofcourse she does a Miley Cyrus cover after calling Miley her queen. She's so desperate to try and get celebrity attention it's sad.

did she pull that face like she's trying to do a shit after being constipated for 2 days to try and emphasise her feeling into her singing.

Yep - full on constipated face.

Is anyone else extra annoyed when she does the videos with Miranda?  They are so cringe to me and she always says does the same thing.  It's her acting annoyed at Miranda (and only saying things like "OK" and "sure" ) and Miranda telling her to stop singing.   The only one I've found to be even remotely entertaining was the never have I ever.

Jun 7, 2017 7:29:39 GMT 10 AK713 said:

Jun 7, 2017 6:51:58 GMT 10 @ackack said:

did she pull that face like she's trying to do a shit after being constipated for 2 days to try and emphasise her feeling into her singing.

Yep - full on constipated face.

Is anyone else extra annoyed when she does the videos with Miranda?  They are so cringe to me and she always says does the same thing.  It's her acting annoyed at Miranda (and only saying things like "OK" and "sure" ) and Miranda telling her to stop singing.   The only one I've found to be even remotely entertaining was the never have I ever.

Oh god it was a duet?!
They got boring a long time ago for the reasons you gave AK

Super cringe. And I know she likes to overdo her makeup and outfit when she's Colleen next to miranda but lord almighty. Her voice is not suited for that song either.

Oh... this one
The Miranda dancing made me laugh

Jun 7, 2017 7:29:39 GMT 10 AK713 said:

Jun 7, 2017 6:51:58 GMT 10 @ackack said:

did she pull that face like she's trying to do a shit after being constipated for 2 days to try and emphasise her feeling into her singing.

Yep - full on constipated face.

Is anyone else extra annoyed when she does the videos with Miranda?  They are so cringe to me and she always says does the same thing.  It's her acting annoyed at Miranda (and only saying things like "OK" and "sure" ) and Miranda telling her to stop singing.   The only one I've found to be even remotely entertaining was the never have I ever.

It was a novel idea doing the duet the first time. All the others are just yawn. And at this point emphasizes that the only person she can collab with is herself.

Is miranda going to Essex this year?
Seems like a great place to visit

She'd be welcome with open arms. And that goes for any of you lovelies. I'll show you around the local sink estates and then take a leisurely stroll along the Worlds Longest Pleasure Pier! 
Then back on terra firma for a delightful fish supper (vegan option included)

New Chris Ballinger video:

Chris saying Jessica is SO BRAVE to stay home with all 4 kids. SO BRAVE. I only had one son, because I knew I was best suited for one kid. So was my husband. I can't imagine being called brave because I was home alone with my child(ren). For crying out loud, I would lose my patience w Jessica and her helplessness.

Chris also made a point the other day about saying Jessica was upstairs WORKING in Bailey's room.

Having bashed them, I have to say, I love babies and I do like these baby vlogs. Jessica gets on my last nerve, but I think new moms might learn something from their videos. (I'm trying to be nice.)

The Colleen/Miranda video...ever since she left Josh, she busts out her boobs more often. I can't take her singing to stick with the video, but her boobs were front and center. I hate being envious of Colleen!! LOL.

I think i've figured out what bothers me about her singing. There's absolutely NO feeling in it. It's the same as a lot of josh's older covers. They go through the motions to SOUND good, but they don't have any heart behind it, it's like when kids sing adult songs but don't get the context behind it.

I think she's doing the stupid dramatic faces when she sings to troll these threads. It still looks ridiculous and stupid though. Also she probably wishes so bad that she was invited to perform at the Manchester benefit concert. I honestly don't think she & Ari are friends anymore because Ari practically never acknowledges her. Miranda was a teenage phase that Ariana outgrew, and then found herself stuck with the clingy latcher-on Colleen, lol.

Btw is anyone else surprised that she revealed Miranda's dad on Instagram, instead of leaving him as a surprise like the sister character? She must be desperate for Netflix views…

I'm still fairly certain she's just wearing extreme pushup bras. She likes showing off cleavage and pretending her boobs are gigantic but she's probably a 32 B in reality. Not saying that's a bad size just saying she likes to pretend she's a 32 D.

Jun 7, 2017 11:18:21 GMT 10 srslypsychosoprano said:

I'm still fairly certain she's just wearing extreme pushup bras. She likes showing off cleavage and pretending her boobs are gigantic but she's probably a 32 B in reality. Not saying that's a bad size just saying she likes to pretend she's a 32 D.

Man my boobs hurt just thinking about how hard she has to shove em up to achieve that cleavage.

Jun 7, 2017 3:41:46 GMT 10 beckigreen101 said:

I feel sorry for the parents of this Purple Heart bullshit if she ever chooses a winner. I just don't understand why her attorney (assuming she has one) would give the go for this.
if she chooses a winner, she will just choose at random. Because who would have the time to read the thousands of essays these kids have written? She will act like she did read all of entries. I wonder if the winners will cause the fandom to argue or turn on one another, due to jealousy and being that most of her Minions seem to be in the 10-12 year old range.

Yeah I saw who she chose while randomly creeping on Sunday, the two that won actually had a decent video made for the contest. I'm assuming she was just lazy and didn't actually go through all of the submissions though

Jun 7, 2017 11:43:53 GMT 10 pearlsandpeonies said:

Jun 7, 2017 3:41:46 GMT 10 beckigreen101 said:

I feel sorry for the parents of this Purple Heart bullshit if she ever chooses a winner. I just don't understand why her attorney (assuming she has one) would give the go for this.
if she chooses a winner, she will just choose at random. Because who would have the time to read the thousands of essays these kids have written? She will act like she did read all of entries. I wonder if the winners will cause the fandom to argue or turn on one another, due to jealousy and being that most of her Minions seem to be in the 10-12 year old range.

Yeah I saw who she chose while randomly creeping on Sunday, the two that won actually had a decent video made for the contest. I'm assuming she was just lazy and didn't actually go through all of the submissions though

Oh she actually chose people! I thought she had pushed it off again 😂

She can really go eff right off with this shit it's getting old.

I was just about to post the same thing.
She can fuck right off the lying sack of shit.