Queent Colleen and the Ballinger Family Part 1

Here discuss any gossip about Colleen and the other Ballingers.

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Hello! This will take some getting used to but continue as though we never stopped 😊

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Thank you guys for making this!

YES! Thank you for doing all of this! Will WIR be invited? LOL Just kidding!

Hey!

So Gwen and Tim playing with divorce FOUR times in the 4 years! wowza - not the happy family colon likes to fake then

What kind of F'd up homelife must that have been?? One right after the other! For such a supposed hard-core religious background they had growing up clearly someone needed Jesus, Allah and Vishnu to bring some peace!

So looks like colleen is getting exactly as she wants per usual, Jessica's water just broke, so she can go home this weekend and see the new baby.

May 13, 2017 5:58:28 GMT 10 ratchetrachel said:

So looks like colleen is getting exactly as she wants per usual, Jessica's water just broke, so she can go home this weekend and see the new baby.

That kid better do something worth vlogging about other than just coming through the birth canal! The Begging Bowl Ballingers need views views views!

May 13, 2017 6:12:41 GMT 10 yosupdude said:

May 13, 2017 5:58:28 GMT 10 ratchetrachel said:

So looks like colleen is getting exactly as she wants per usual, Jessica's water just broke, so she can go home this weekend and see the new baby.

That kid better do something worth vlogging about other than just coming through the birth canal! The Begging Bowl Ballingers need views views views!

Better come out ready to promote Wal-Mart!!!

May 13, 2017 5:58:28 GMT 10 ratchetrachel said:

So looks like colleen is getting exactly as she wants per usual, Jessica's water just broke, so she can go home this weekend and see the new baby.

Guys! Does this mean we're going to get a super long "ballinger special" vlog to introduce the newest member of the "royal" family? 🙄

May 13, 2017 6:24:09 GMT 10 AK713 said:

May 13, 2017 5:58:28 GMT 10 ratchetrachel said:

So looks like colleen is getting exactly as she wants per usual, Jessica's water just broke, so she can go home this weekend and see the new baby.

Guys! Does this mean we're going to get a super long "ballinger special" vlog to introduce the newest member of the "royal" family? 🙄

Omg with talking heads, featuring duncan screaming "why the ballingers?" As he is born

May 13, 2017 9:32:24 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

May 13, 2017 6:24:09 GMT 10 AK713 said:

Guys! Does this mean we're going to get a super long "ballinger special" vlog to introduce the newest member of the "royal" family? 🙄

Omg with talking heads, featuring duncan screaming "why the ballingers?" As he is born

Haha! Yes!!😂

Watching the ballinger vlog now and I need to say a couple of things: 1. Parker refers to the baby as Dunky which cracks me up and 2. It's so ridiculous to me that when Messica tells P to tell The baby about the world, he starts talking about Miranda. It's pretty clear that the family revolves around Colin and Miranda. So unhealthy!

May 13, 2017 13:37:30 GMT 10 AK713 said:

Watching the ballinger vlog now and I need to say a couple of things: 1. Parker refers to the baby as Dunky which cracks me up and 2. It's so ridiculous to me that when Messica tells P to tell The baby about the world, he starts talking about Miranda. It's pretty clear that the family revolves around Colin and Miranda. So unhealthy!

I know he was saying Dunkie, but it just sounded like donkey to me over and over. I hope the poor child isn't made fun of one day and actually called donkey by other kids.

Well...
this new layout is confusing and all of this is frustrating; having to break off from the bakery.
But we really do have to.
I have a feeling WIR is beside herself that she doesn't have anyone to control; and that alone is enough of a reward for me.
This loudest message is silence there.

So, Duncan was born.... 🙌🏻

Can't figure out how to post a photo on this site from my phone but just an FYI so y'all can be prepared....According to Colin we're actually going to DIE when we see pictures because of how hot and pretty Messica looks after giving birth... she's like a model.

Why is she so dramatic? 🙄

May 13, 2017 21:19:20 GMT 10 AK713 said:

So, Duncan was born.... 🙌🏻

Can't figure out how to post a photo on this site from my phone but just an FYI so y'all can be prepared....According to Colin we're actually going to DIE when we see pictures because of how hot and pretty Messica looks after giving birth... she's like a model.

Why is she so dramatic? 🙄

A model? Like a hand model? LOL Welcome to the world Duncan. Sorry you're a Ballinger now get to work mama's got some napping to do.

People are being pretty cutthroat about Jessica over on gb, geez. Complaining that she was in a wheelchair at the hospital. That's pretty standard protocol here in the USA but apparently for her that's "milking it." Like I know the woman is a train wreck but she's legitimately in labor, dang. For some reason though I couldn't get past the fact she actually wore a pearl necklace the whole time lol. Like I get she's being filmed and photographed like crazy but it's just so bizarre looking. Let me push this child out of me in my pearls lol.

Also random side note, I was clicking through the Ballinger pages to see what they had posted, if anything. I clicked onto Gwen's page and noticed she follows me?! I don't even know when or why that happened as I don't think I've ever tweeted Gwen in my life LOL. So strange.

May 13, 2017 22:01:14 GMT 10 ratchetrachel said:

People are being pretty cutthroat about Jessica over on gb, geez. Complaining that she was in a wheelchair at the hospital. That's pretty standard protocol here in the USA but apparently for her that's "milking it." Like I know the woman is a train wreck but she's legitimately in labor, dang. For some reason though I couldn't get past the fact she actually wore a pearl necklace the whole time lol. Like I get she's being filmed and photographed like crazy but it's just so bizarre looking. Let me push this child out of me in my pearls lol.

Also random side note, I was clicking through the Ballinger pages to see what they had posted, if anything. I clicked onto Gwen's page and noticed she follows me?! I don't even know when or why that happened as I don't think I've ever tweeted Gwen in my life LOL. So strange.

OMG! You should DM and ask Gwen which of her numerous divorce filings went through? We're dying to know over here!
I saw the Pearl necklace comments and immediately thought of the X-rated kind. LOL. I'm glad the baby is safe and healthy but for the most part Chris and Jessica have always been a crashing bore to me.

May 13, 2017 22:01:14 GMT 10 ratchetrachel said:

People are being pretty cutthroat about Jessica over on gb, geez. Complaining that she was in a wheelchair at the hospital. That's pretty standard protocol here in the USA but apparently for her that's "milking it." Like I know the woman is a train wreck but she's legitimately in labor, dang. For some reason though I couldn't get past the fact she actually wore a pearl necklace the whole time lol. Like I get she's being filmed and photographed like crazy but it's just so bizarre looking. Let me push this child out of me in my pearls lol.

Also random side note, I was clicking through the Ballinger pages to see what they had posted, if anything. I clicked onto Gwen's page and noticed she follows me?! I don't even know when or why that happened as I don't think I've ever tweeted Gwen in my life LOL. So strange.

Were you on the bakery blacklist created by the minions? Maybe she wants to follow to make sure you don't leak her public divorce filing records to the public. 😂

May 13, 2017 22:01:14 GMT 10 ratchetrachel said:

People are being pretty cutthroat about Jessica over on gb, geez. Complaining that she was in a wheelchair at the hospital. That's pretty standard protocol here in the USA but apparently for her that's "milking it." Like I know the woman is a train wreck but she's legitimately in labor, dang. For some reason though I couldn't get past the fact she actually wore a pearl necklace the whole time lol. Like I get she's being filmed and photographed like crazy but it's just so bizarre looking. Let me push this child out of me in my pearls lol.

Also random side note, I was clicking through the Ballinger pages to see what they had posted, if anything. I clicked onto Gwen's page and noticed she follows me?! I don't even know when or why that happened as I don't think I've ever tweeted Gwen in my life LOL. So strange.

how dare that bitch follow standard protocol and use a wheel chair! Like, chill guys, i think she can have a free pass on THAT at least.

But srsly i died at that pearl necklace. She looked ridiculous! wouldn't they have made her take it off due to hygiene stuff anyway?

Them picking on her for being in a wheelchair at the hospital was RIDICULOUS and I was about to go the fuck off.
As far as the necklace, no you can keep it on. It would have been uncomfortable for me personally but actually I think I had my necklace on from my grandfather now that I think of it... but they were unnecessarily picking on her and it was gross.
I understand about the makeup though lol there's a lot of people that come to see you, a lot of pictures being taken... especially when you have an online presence, I can't even imagine lol. My poor stepmom pushed for like five hours and had a c section after and she looked like DEATH in her pictures people took of her. Jessica probably learned better haha

Honestly it's not even worth engaging there to me. All it does is get them more views and comments, and after their shitty modding and actions, they don't deserve it.

The fact that they are accusing her of faking it for a wheelchair shows the kind of people left behind. her water broke and she could have been having painful contractions. Maybe she needed the wheel chair? and you're right. She's a youtuber and she's gonna be on film and have photos taken, and most people show very little regard to the mother when they take the photos, especially someone like chris. She wants to look good. let her!

Yeah I mean I don't blame her for the makeup and stuff like if it makes her feel better go for it. Especially for all the photos and videos. It's just that pearl necklace that got me for some reason hahaha.

And I know she's been dramatic about her contractions and stuff but her water had broken and she said she usually progresses pretty quickly so like the wheelchair seems perfectly reasonable to me while Chris was parking the car. I know the local hospitals here you don't just go in to the front desk to check in you head up to the maternity floor so I'm sure she was waiting for him and just standing there while in full blown labor is probably not easy. Just crazy to harp on her for that! Like I'm sorry when your water breaks you get a free pass from me hahaha.

May 14, 2017 1:04:09 GMT 10 ratchetrachel said:

Yeah I mean I don't blame her for the makeup and stuff like if it makes her feel better go for it. Especially for all the photos and videos. It's just that pearl necklace that got me for some reason hahaha.

And I know she's been dramatic about her contractions and stuff but her water had broken and she said she usually progresses pretty quickly so like the wheelchair seems perfectly reasonable to me while Chris was parking the car. I know the local hospitals here you don't just go in to the front desk to check in you head up to the maternity floor so I'm sure she was waiting for him and just standing there while in full blown labor is probably not easy. Just crazy to harp on her for that! Like I'm sorry when your water breaks you get a free pass from me hahaha.

I agree about the wheelchair. I feel like they don't mess around with pregnancy/labor at hospitals and I also think that when you're admitted it's required that you're transported via wheelchair to where your going within the hospital. I was born in the 80s and even then it was actually required for the mom to be wheeled out of the hospital in a wheelchair when being discharged ( I think due to some sort of protocol)

Off topic- but does anyone else find it weird that in Jessica's instagram and twitter descriptions she has "YouTube wife of Chris Ballinger"? Like, aren't you his wife in real life also? I just found that phrasing strange.

May 14, 2017 6:10:02 GMT 10 AK713 said:

May 14, 2017 1:04:09 GMT 10 ratchetrachel said:

Yeah I mean I don't blame her for the makeup and stuff like if it makes her feel better go for it. Especially for all the photos and videos. It's just that pearl necklace that got me for some reason hahaha.

And I know she's been dramatic about her contractions and stuff but her water had broken and she said she usually progresses pretty quickly so like the wheelchair seems perfectly reasonable to me while Chris was parking the car. I know the local hospitals here you don't just go in to the front desk to check in you head up to the maternity floor so I'm sure she was waiting for him and just standing there while in full blown labor is probably not easy. Just crazy to harp on her for that! Like I'm sorry when your water breaks you get a free pass from me hahaha.

I agree about the wheelchair. I feel like they don't mess around with pregnancy/labor at hospitals and I also think that when you're admitted it's required that you're transported via wheelchair to where your going within the hospital. I was born in the 80s and even then it was actually required for the mom to be wheeled out of the hospital in a wheelchair when being discharged ( I think due to some sort of protocol)

Had my baby last year. I walked up to L&D myself but i had the option to be wheeled out when I left. I chose walking, but I could have easily been in a chair. Dude labor and delivery are no joke! No excuse for them to pick on her.

May 14, 2017 6:13:53 GMT 10 AK713 said:

Off topic- but does anyone else find it weird that in Jessica's instagram and twitter descriptions she has "YouTube wife of Chris Ballinger"? Like, aren't you his wife in real life also? I just found that phrasing strange.

Maybe she likes to play the Ballinger divorce game too so now she's only YouTube wife haha!

Watched the new pre-recorded vid from them with the kids reacting to their birth videos. Poor Bailey is like terrifying in her facial expressions when she's put on the spot to perform like that "today I'm going to watch a video of when I was brought home from the hospital!" with her eyebrows up and down and eyes widening like she's crazed. I don't know if it's just child enthusiasm at an attempt at acting or from prodding from her parents that she needs to be more expressive. Because it is plausible that she's doing this on her own because she thinks it's what good acting takes. But I also find it just as likely her parents have pushed her because she's often seemed quiet and reserved in the past.