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Post by ihateukuleles on Aug 29, 2017 10:00:29 GMT 10
Ballinger Vlog:
Let's talk about what we learned today:
~Bailey doesn't get to go swimming, but has to babysit instead
~The Ballinger kids apparently never get ice cream because they were so, SOOOOO excited.
~Crablegs and Daddylonglegs worry about portion control then let the kids get troughs of ice cream. I would have let my kid get a trough too, but then again, I didn't starve him on non- last day of camp- days.
~I think those kids love that camp because they actually get to eat normal portions of fun, normal food.
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Post by ihateukuleles on Aug 29, 2017 10:14:04 GMT 10
Two things. In Kory's new vlog he says that Colleen left her vlog camera in their uber on the way home from the VMAs and they didn't realize it till much later and then when they finally did, she sent Kory an hour away in the middle of the night to go fetch it for her. Bitch, get your own damn camera! It's your fault you left it!! Also, Kory calls Game of Thrones "Games of Thrones". He says it at least 3 times. Some super fan! 🙄 Yeah, COLLEEN, RIDE IN THE CAR WITH HIM TO GET YOUR CAMERA, YOU BITCH! Also, who was the "family" that was waiting to watch "Games of Thrones" with Kory? Sounds like they watched as a group. I can't imagine the entitlement of sending my best friend out,late at night, after he had a long,tiring day to get something I left behind! I hope for Kory, the lines of friendship/worker bee get blurred and he starts wondering if he really IS more a employee than friend. He probably gets paid pretty well, so Colleen feels like she can order him around. That situation will not end well. |
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Post by beamishly on Aug 29, 2017 10:30:46 GMT 10
Two things. In Kory's new vlog he says that Colleen left her vlog camera in their uber on the way home from the VMAs and they didn't realize it till much later and then when they finally did, she sent Kory an hour away in the middle of the night to go fetch it for her. Bitch, get your own damn camera! It's your fault you left it!! Also, Kory calls Game of Thrones "Games of Thrones". He says it at least 3 times. Some super fan! 🙄 Yeah, COLLEEN, RIDE IN THE CAR WITH HIM TO GET YOUR CAMERA, YOU BITCH! Also, who was the "family" that was waiting to watch "Games of Thrones" with Kory? Sounds like they watched as a group. I can't imagine the entitlement of sending my best friend out,late at night, after he had a long,tiring day to get something I left behind! I hope for Kory, the lines of friendship/worker bee get blurred and he starts wondering if he really IS more a employee than friend. He probably gets paid pretty well, so Colleen feels like she can order him around. That situation will not end well. Sometimes I wonder how well Kory's paid, I hope he is, but Colleen's always going on about how cheap she is and how she's not willing to splurge on outside help that I worry she just gives Kory free room and board, lets him drive her car, pays his travel expenses and the rest is just kinda walking around money. I hope I'm wrong. Edit: I'm not implying that Kory is Colleen's slave, just that he might not be making serious bank |
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Post by strawberrybob on Aug 29, 2017 10:31:56 GMT 10
She doesn't give a flying fuck abt the hurricane bc she won't profit or get views from it...like she did with the Manchester attack. She's despicable. Also, to any gardeners in Houston, you are in deeply my thoughts. I hope you and your families are safe. Thank you so much! We need all the help & support we can get. <3 Remember when she used Ariana as clickbait after the Manchester attack? Absolutely disgusting. Vile human trash. |
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Post by heyhihello on Aug 29, 2017 10:39:37 GMT 10
Two things. In Kory's new vlog he says that Colleen left her vlog camera in their uber on the way home from the VMAs and they didn't realize it till much later and then when they finally did, she sent Kory an hour away in the middle of the night to go fetch it for her. Bitch, get your own damn camera! It's your fault you left it!! Also, Kory calls Game of Thrones "Games of Thrones". He says it at least 3 times. Some super fan! 🙄 Yeah, COLLEEN, RIDE IN THE CAR WITH HIM TO GET YOUR CAMERA, YOU BITCH! Also, who was the "family" that was waiting to watch "Games of Thrones" with Kory? Sounds like they watched as a group. I can't imagine the entitlement of sending my best friend out,late at night, after he had a long,tiring day to get something I left behind! I hope for Kory, the lines of friendship/worker bee get blurred and he starts wondering if he really IS more a employee than friend. He probably gets paid pretty well, so Colleen feels like she can order him around. That situation will not end well. Yes!! Like I could see asking him or even Rachel if they would wanna ride with her so she didn't have to go alone, but you don't just demand him to go out by himself without even trying to go get it yourself first! I always wonder if there was some sort of contract or something that was laid out or if he just felt like they're so close he didn't need one? Cause he always says "I'm Miranda Sings' assistant" and this incident, among many others we've witnessed, have zero to do with Miranda! There definitely needed to be some sort of "defining of the relationship/job" beforehand. But I agree, he probably makes bank and I could see Colleen hanging the whole "I was the only one that was there for you in college/my family took you in when you had no one" thing over his head so he feels like he can't leave. It definitely won't end well. He'll wise up eventually! |
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Post by dancingintherain23 on Aug 29, 2017 10:50:30 GMT 10
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Post by ihateukuleles on Aug 29, 2017 11:41:35 GMT 10
In Colleen's VMA vlog, she leaves out the camera/Kory story. Would have been thoughtful to thank him.
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Post by eybb on Aug 29, 2017 12:13:21 GMT 10
Based on how try hard Colleen was acting on her Snapchat about Shawn Mendes being her boyfriend, she could at least spell his name right on her vlog title.
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Post by beamishly on Aug 29, 2017 12:32:50 GMT 10
Based on how try hard Colleen was acting on her Snapchat about Shawn Mendes being her boyfriend, she could at least spell his name right on her vlog title. If I didn't know any better I'd swear Colleen doesn't actually give a shit about anybody but wants to name drop/ass kiss whoever's hot in a desparate bid to stay relevant... |
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Post by nosygossiplover on Aug 29, 2017 15:11:46 GMT 10
What did she do for that VMA deal, suck Ellen's clit?? I can't imagine why she would be asked to do this instead of someone funnier and more talented. I'm sure the Miranda interviews were awkward as hell. I wonder how Liza felt when she had to talk to Coal LMAO.
One more thing…why does she think it's cute to announce her diarrhea every freaking day? Why does she have constant diarrhea in the first place??? She's a millionaire, please see a doctor stat!
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Post by whatevergirl on Aug 29, 2017 15:28:31 GMT 10
Looks like Josh deleted his tweet calling out Cuntleen's story time pregnancy scare video. Damn it, I had hoped he wouldn't do it, but I can understand WHY he would. 😔
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Post by Tuskvegas on Aug 29, 2017 15:32:42 GMT 10
Looks like Josh deleted his tweet calling out Cuntleen's story time pregnancy scare video. Damn it, I had hoped he wouldn't do it, but I can understand WHY he would. 😔 I bet she probably demanded it. |
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Post by crissdank on Aug 29, 2017 18:46:12 GMT 10
She doesn't give a flying fuck abt the hurricane bc she won't profit or get views from it...like she did with the Manchester attack. She's despicable. Also, to any gardeners in Houston, you are deeply in my thoughts. I hope you and your families are safe. I think the most she would do is take advantage of the situation and make a vlog titled "A Horrible Day" and film herself sobbing saying "I want love for everyone and rainbows and sunshine everyday" just to look like she's "woke" and a good person. And That's a best case scenario. |
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Post by Tuskvegas on Aug 29, 2017 20:41:53 GMT 10
She doesn't give a flying fuck abt the hurricane bc she won't profit or get views from it...like she did with the Manchester attack. She's despicable. Also, to any gardeners in Houston, you are deeply in my thoughts. I hope you and your families are safe. I think the most she would do is take advantage of the situation and make a vlog titled "A Horrible Day" and film herself sobbing saying "I want love for everyone and rainbows and sunshine everyday" just to look like she's "woke" and a good person. And That's a best case scenario. She does that because she's not intelligent or mentally old enough to fathom these kinds of issues. It's not in her bubble so she doesn't care |
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Post by budofly on Aug 29, 2017 21:22:11 GMT 10
What did she do for that VMA deal, suck Ellen's clit?? I can't imagine why she would be asked to do this instead of someone funnier and more talented. I'm sure the Miranda interviews were awkward as hell. I wonder how Liza felt when she had to talk to Coal LMAO. One more thing…why does she think it's cute to announce her diarrhea every freaking day? Why does she have constant diarrhea in the first place??? She's a millionaire, please see a doctor stat! I'd be willing to bet Tyler Oakley had something to do with that. Last year a 10 year old and 13 year old did the interviews so I'm guessing it's not a sought after position. The more famous Youtuber (VlogSquad, Team Ten, etc) were already there as guests. |
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Post by dreamcatcher on Aug 29, 2017 22:01:15 GMT 10
What did she do for that VMA deal, suck Ellen's clit?? I can't imagine why she would be asked to do this instead of someone funnier and more talented. I'm sure the Miranda interviews were awkward as hell. I wonder how Liza felt when she had to talk to Coal LMAO. One more thing…why does she think it's cute to announce her diarrhea every freaking day? Why does she have constant diarrhea in the first place??? She's a millionaire, please see a doctor stat! I'd be willing to bet Tyler Oakley had something to do with that. Last year a 10 year old and 13 year old did the interviews so I'm guessing it's not a sought after position. The more famous Youtuber (VlogSquad, Team Ten, etc) were already there as guests. This is funny to me. Colleen acted like it was this huge honor but girl, all of your colleagues who are younger, newer, and STILL more popular/successful are there as guests of the award show. I think the act was to mask her disappointment. Even in her hay day was she ever invited as a guest to anything like that? She just doesn't get it... I'm almost starting to feel bad gossiping about her because it's getting pretty pathetic... And don't get me started on the Kory thing. I know he lives a cushy life thanks to her but there comes a time where you realize you're 30 years old with no dignity and no sense of accomplishment aside from being the Queent's yes-man. There's a reason Rachel quit that job... |
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Post by dreamcatcher on Aug 29, 2017 22:04:18 GMT 10
What did she do for that VMA deal, suck Ellen's clit?? I can't imagine why she would be asked to do this instead of someone funnier and more talented. I'm sure the Miranda interviews were awkward as hell. I wonder how Liza felt when she had to talk to Coal LMAO. One more thing…why does she think it's cute to announce her diarrhea every freaking day? Why does she have constant diarrhea in the first place??? She's a millionaire, please see a doctor stat! I'd be willing to bet Tyler Oakley had something to do with that. Last year a 10 year old and 13 year old did the interviews so I'm guessing it's not a sought after position. The more famous Youtuber (VlogSquad, Team Ten, etc) were already there as guests. Yeah this is a pretty safe assumption. Either that or a desperate attempt by her management team to get her face (at least Miranda's face) at the VMA's to keep up with all the hot YouTubers right now. Gabbie is brand new and she's already being offered positions with MTV, Liza is on top of the world, and Colleen is running beind them trying to claw her way to relevancy. |
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Post by ihateukuleles on Aug 29, 2017 22:04:35 GMT 10
Looks like Josh deleted his tweet calling out Cuntleen's story time pregnancy scare video. Damn it, I had hoped he wouldn't do it, but I can understand WHY he would. 😔 I have mixed feelings. I love that he called her out. But, by deleting, I love the satisfaction of deleting all the comments from the little minion thugs. Buh bye, baby assholes. |
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Post by ihateukuleles on Aug 29, 2017 22:07:18 GMT 10
I'd be willing to bet Tyler Oakley had something to do with that. Last year a 10 year old and 13 year old did the interviews so I'm guessing it's not a sought after position. The more famous Youtuber (VlogSquad, Team Ten, etc) were already there as guests. Yeah this is a pretty safe assumption. Either that or a desperate attempt by her management team to get her face (at least Miranda's face) at the VMA's to keep up with all the hot YouTubers right now. Gabbie is brand new and she's already being offered positions with MTV, Liza is on top of the world, and Colleen is running beind them trying to claw her way to relevancy. Right. And, when season 2 comes out, I think Colleen and Hollywood will see that she is a one trick pony that isn't turning funny tricks anymore.
I'll bet her secret "project" is nothing Miranda related. She needs to float the Colleen balloon now. Good luck with that.
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Post by chelle on Aug 29, 2017 22:14:09 GMT 10
Might be off topic but I saw something about Taylor Swift and Toddrick Hall being super besties. He lives and is friends with Colleen (which honestly makes sense, she is such a less-successful Taylor). But I wonder if it upsets her that even these people she lives with are doing better than her. I mean he's been on broadway.
On the other hand, can you imagine a collab of Taylor swift and Colleen meeting? I feel like if all the bad stuff about Taylor is true than they would be like two peas in a pod.
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Post by dreamcatcher on Aug 29, 2017 23:26:07 GMT 10
Might be off topic but I saw something about Taylor Swift and Toddrick Hall being super besties. He lives and is friends with Colleen (which honestly makes sense, she is such a less-successful Taylor). But I wonder if it upsets her that even these people she lives with are doing better than her. I mean he's been on broadway. On the other hand, can you imagine a collab of Taylor swift and Colleen meeting? I feel like if all the bad stuff about Taylor is true than they would be like two peas in a pod. I take pleasure knowing that she's surrounded by successful people, but still has no real opportunities presented to her. If that ain't Karma, I don't know what is! She wanted to give up her old life and stomp on anyone who stood in her way? Fine. Here's your prize. You're a washed up YouTuber, your show has awful ratings and reviews, you're fresh out of content ideas, and new YouTubers with fewer connections are blowing you out of the water. Hope it was all worth it for you, Coal! That's what happens when you have no morals, humility, or respect for others. I'm also cracking up at the comments calling her out for spelling Shawn Mendes' name wrong. Oh yeah he's her "boyfriend" she's such a HUGE fan but doesn't even know how to spell his name. She's so transparent that it hurts. |
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Post by tog4life on Aug 30, 2017 0:17:09 GMT 10
The thing with colleen is she's an icarus. She puts her ambition above all else to the detriment of everything else.
But the thing is she can fly close to the sun but she'll never actually be the sun. I think in her mind HBO was going to transition her into the sun, but really she just got burned.
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Post by AK713 on Aug 30, 2017 0:27:03 GMT 10
Just watched her newest vlog. (Not sure why- her vlogs are basically all the same.). The thumbnail and her face when she was with Liza truly makes me laugh. She looks psychotic. Like someone said earlier in the thread, it must kill her that all of these newbies are invited as guests to the VMAs and she wasn't. (I'm also surprised  didn't petitetion to get invited) I do wonder what this project is that she all but rolled her eyes about in her vlog... |
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Post by Tuskvegas on Aug 30, 2017 0:29:57 GMT 10
The thing with colleen is she's an icarus. She puts her ambition above all else to the detriment of everything else. But the thing is she can fly close to the sun but she'll never actually be the sun. I think in her mind HBO was going to transition her into the sun, but really she just got burned. I'm not gonna blame her for getting a bit of a big head about it, she'd been doing Miranda for like, 10 years? and it finally paid off for her. I think anyone would finally feel like they are famous. I think her lack of self awareness and remembering "the little people" (aka liza before she was big) comes from her parents. Look at how arrogant Chris is now he's somebody. I kinda wonder if there was a thing between them where it was them vs rachel and trent, because they seem SO much more grounded. I'm not a fan of rachel at all, however by the sounds of things she seems a lot nicer, shes just loud af |
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Post by smeedeep on Aug 30, 2017 0:35:11 GMT 10
Toe is only interested in things that will make her seem more relatable or get her more views. I'm willing to bet that she actually has zero interest in GoT but since Josh watched she does have some knowledge about it and uses it because that's what's trending. As I was thinking this I also thought, who the hell IS Colleen? As an individual what does she love? What are her interests (other than herself?) She is such a chameleon that I don't even know. I thought musical theater but the Dear Evan Hanson thing squashed that and showed that she actually knows nothing about it. All these years she's been vlogging and we have no idea who she actually is, what she's passionate about, what her dreams or goals are. I'm so sick of her trying to emulate her fans and act like she's 15. Every day that goes by it gets sadder and sadder. She's like Julia Roberts in runway bride. Just eating up whatever eggs the people around her like without even knowing what kind of eggs she really likes. It's sad. i don't get why being a fan of something means you have to know every detail about it all the time, musical theater is such a big genre, it could be she's more of a fan of the old musicals ,that she is not an obsessed fan, or it could be a mistake. i bet if you asked the creator of dear evan hansen, there would be things he missed about it. |
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Post by ihateukuleles on Aug 30, 2017 0:44:49 GMT 10
The thing with colleen is she's an icarus. She puts her ambition above all else to the detriment of everything else. But the thing is she can fly close to the sun but she'll never actually be the sun. I think in her mind HBO was going to transition her into the sun, but really she just got burned. I'm not gonna blame her for getting a bit of a big head about it, she'd been doing Miranda for like, 10 years? and it finally paid off for her. I think anyone would finally feel like they are famous. I think her lack of self awareness and remembering "the little people" (aka liza before she was big) comes from her parents. Look at how arrogant Chris is now he's somebody. I kinda wonder if there was a thing between them where it was them vs rachel and trent, because they seem SO much more grounded. I'm not a fan of rachel at all, however by the sounds of things she seems a lot nicer, shes just loud af Yeah, Rachel's volume is problem for me too.
And, Rachel doesn't seem to know when she ISN'T funny. She can be charming and light hearted, but she isn't naturally funny like Colleen (ick) or even Josh.
I can't imagine reading one of her books or sitting through her show. If she had Blaze with her somewhere, I might go to pet him.
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Post by beamishly on Aug 30, 2017 0:56:12 GMT 10
She's like Julia Roberts in runway bride. Just eating up whatever eggs the people around her like without even knowing what kind of eggs she really likes. It's sad. i don't get why being a fan of something means you have to know every detail about it all the time, musical theater is such a big genre, it could be she's more of a fan of the old musicals ,that she is not an obsessed fan, or it could be a mistake. i bet if you asked the creator of dear evan hansen, there would be things he missed about it. "Oh, you love musical theatre? Name every musical ever. What's Lin Manuel Miranda's mother's maiden name? What's Andrew Lloyd Webber's blood type?" I love musical theatre even though I'm not an expert and I have no clue what's going on right now. I agree that you can be a fan of something without knowing it inside and out. |
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Post by dreamcatcher on Aug 30, 2017 1:10:50 GMT 10
i don't get why being a fan of something means you have to know every detail about it all the time, musical theater is such a big genre, it could be she's more of a fan of the old musicals ,that she is not an obsessed fan, or it could be a mistake. i bet if you asked the creator of dear evan hansen, there would be things he missed about it. "Oh, you love musical theatre? Name every musical ever. What's Lin Manuel Miranda's mother's maiden name? What's Andrew Lloyd Webber's blood type?" I love musical theatre even though I'm not an expert and I have no clue what's going on right now. I agree that you can be a fan of something without knowing it inside and out. I totally agree with you. However, the problem is that Colleen proclaims to be "OBSESSED" with things that she's only mildly interested in. I think in that one vlog she said you'll never meet a bigger musical theatre nerd than her. I have selective interest in MT. Some shows I like, some I don't, some I know all the words to. But I don't go around telling people how I'm the biggest fan and obsessed with everything that I only have SOME interest in. That's what annoys me about her. Like someone else said with her it's black and white. Either she's OMG OBSESSED or ABSOLUTELY HATES things. |
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Post by beamishly on Aug 30, 2017 1:27:16 GMT 10
"Oh, you love musical theatre? Name every musical ever. What's Lin Manuel Miranda's mother's maiden name? What's Andrew Lloyd Webber's blood type?" I love musical theatre even though I'm not an expert and I have no clue what's going on right now. I agree that you can be a fan of something without knowing it inside and out. I totally agree with you. However, the problem is that Colleen proclaims to be "OBSESSED" with things that she's only mildly interested in. I think in that one vlog she said you'll never meet a bigger musical theatre nerd than her. I have selective interest in MT. Some shows I like, some I don't, some I know all the words to. But I don't go around telling people how I'm the biggest fan and obsessed with everything that I only have SOME interest in. That's what annoys me about her. Like someone else said with her it's black and white. Either she's OMG OBSESSED or ABSOLUTELY HATES things. Yeah, at this point I expect everything Colleen says to be exagerrated 200% |
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Post by Tuskvegas on Aug 30, 2017 1:27:22 GMT 10
"Oh, you love musical theatre? Name every musical ever. What's Lin Manuel Miranda's mother's maiden name? What's Andrew Lloyd Webber's blood type?" I love musical theatre even though I'm not an expert and I have no clue what's going on right now. I agree that you can be a fan of something without knowing it inside and out. I totally agree with you. However, the problem is that Colleen proclaims to be "OBSESSED" with things that she's only mildly interested in. I think in that one vlog she said you'll never meet a bigger musical theatre nerd than her. I have selective interest in MT. Some shows I like, some I don't, some I know all the words to. But I don't go around telling people how I'm the biggest fan and obsessed with everything that I only have SOME interest in. That's what annoys me about her. Like someone else said with her it's black and white. Either she's OMG OBSESSED or ABSOLUTELY HATES things. Exactly! When someone has an interest that they are "obsessed" with (and I know its facetious), they generally keep up to date with the thing they truly enjoy. I love certain genres of music, so I keep up to date with new bands etc. I enjoy gaming, I don't know every game out there but I'm up to date and know a lot more than the average fan. Colleen doesn't know shit about anything current. She pretends she's interested in things she's moved past. Broadway is in her past and I think she feels it's her most legit achievement. She probably strived to be an actress/singer, instead she's a parody that nobody over the age of 15 likes |
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didn't petitetion to get invited)