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Post by trubbled on Aug 17, 2017 5:03:33 GMT 10
I wonder if Chris and jess are hoping that nickelodeon or Disney will see their kids and pick up one/all to be their next stars.
Chris is starting to give me mommy dearest vibes. I don't think he can handle his life.
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Post by Tuskvegas on Aug 17, 2017 5:08:03 GMT 10
I'm not trying to hate on a child. I'm not. But Bailey's facial expressions in that eclipse video... What. Just. What are they making that poor kiddo do? I don't think Bailey has anything really to base her facial expressions on except for Miranda and cartoon movies, since thats all they can watch |
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Post by beamishly on Aug 17, 2017 5:09:06 GMT 10
I'm worried they're never going to stop vlogging and just will just keep squeezing out babies to keep the YouTube train chugging along. They're making money on the backs of their children. Their children pay their bills. Their children bought their house. Do Chris and Jessica think anybody's watching their vlogs for them? I hope they're putting away money for their kids' futures, but I doubt it.
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Post by nzt48 on Aug 17, 2017 6:44:59 GMT 10
New Ballinger family vlog.
Jessica: "I feel like a lump lately."
Also Jessica: *charges to Colleen's house with crab-eating tools because she heard Colleen has found the biggest crab legs in the world
Geez, I wonder why she feels like a lump lately.
Edit: Then, Chris and Jess have the audacity to call out Bailey for taking 2 crab legs? She's hungry all the time and her mom probably doesn't share her crablegs. What does he want from the kid?
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Post by anastasia on Aug 17, 2017 7:37:41 GMT 10
New Ballinger family vlog. Jessica: "I feel like a lump lately." Also Jessica: *charges to Colleen's house with crab-eating tools because she heard Colleen has found the biggest crab legs in the world Geez, I wonder why she feels like a lump lately. Edit: Then, Chris and Jess have the audacity to call out Bailey for taking 2 crab legs? She's hungry all the time and her mom probably doesn't share her crablegs. What does he want from the kid? Also Jessica in the background "Bailey that's enough, shut it down!" why is it never enough for Jessica? I do understand ensuring that your kids don't greedily take all of the best thing and leave none for others. However. Jessica brought her own freaking crab tools and goes on and on about all the crab, I'm sure she would have done the same thing, only Bailey got there first. Bailey's just amazed at the sight of a decent amount of food and actually getting some protein for a change. |
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Post by ihateukuleles on Aug 17, 2017 7:53:53 GMT 10
New Ballinger CVlog:
Mama Crab Panties's hair looked cute like that.
I noticed that too, Anastasia about Bailey and the crab. I wonder how many legs (?) Jessica ate? And, I had the same thought...poor kid probably doesn't know how to act around enough food. I wonder how many tangerines Bailey had at home? Of course, dumbass Chris has to shame her ON CAMERA again.
Daddy Vlog Boxers always laughs the hardest when one if his kids gets hurt/falls down. I think he wet himself when Jacob did a belly flop...cuz he was in the pool. Hahaha.
The Eclipse video...Sorry, I didn't see who talked about Bailey, but yeah. Her facial expressions. Oh no. The Crabsters need to understand that what was cute at ages 2 or 3 isn't really cute anymore at age 8 or 9.
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Post by blandgossip on Aug 17, 2017 7:55:55 GMT 10
New Ballinger family vlog. Jessica: "I feel like a lump lately." Also Jessica: *charges to Colleen's house with crab-eating tools because she heard Colleen has found the biggest crab legs in the world Geez, I wonder why she feels like a lump lately. Edit: Then, Chris and Jess have the audacity to call out Bailey for taking 2 crab legs? She's hungry all the time and her mom probably doesn't share her crablegs. What does he want from the kid? Also Jessica in the background "Bailey that's enough, shut it down!" why is it never enough for Jessica? I do understand ensuring that your kids don't greedily take all of the best thing and leave none for others. However. Jessica brought her own freaking crab tools and goes on and on about all the crab, I'm sure she would have done the same thing, only Bailey got there first. Bailey's just amazed at the sight of a decent amount of food and actually getting some protein for a change. First post, long time lurker lol Also when Chris filmed Parker about the 'huge' watermelon slice and only Colleen gives him such a big slice... like its just fruit? its not even that big of a piece? Why do they feel the need to restrict the kids from food? The kids should be eating more especially become they are growing so quickly. |
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Post by gossipgranny on Aug 17, 2017 8:06:29 GMT 10
Also Jessica in the background "Bailey that's enough, shut it down!" why is it never enough for Jessica? I do understand ensuring that your kids don't greedily take all of the best thing and leave none for others. However. Jessica brought her own freaking crab tools and goes on and on about all the crab, I'm sure she would have done the same thing, only Bailey got there first. Bailey's just amazed at the sight of a decent amount of food and actually getting some protein for a change. First post, long time lurker lol Also when Chris filmed Parker about the 'huge' watermelon slice and only Colleen gives him such a big slice... like its just fruit? its not even that big of a piece? Why do they feel the need to restrict the kids from food? The kids should be eating more especially become they are growing so quickly. I was just going to comment on this. The rest of the vlog was okay but there was SOOO much food. Why restrict bailey?! Because jessica wanted those pieces. Im glad those kids had a decent meal. Also Jess's crazy eyes were in full effect when crabs were mentioned. And I've never noticed how obnoxious her laugh is. I can't unhear it now |
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Post by Burntheukelele on Aug 17, 2017 8:14:52 GMT 10
I felt so bad for bailey! Chris straight up shamed her, what a dick. And Messi jessi anxiously telling her to "shut it down," bc she was afraid she wouldn't get the lion's share of crab legs.
Like someone else mentioned, I grew up with a mom that always gave me the choicest bits of food. Why are they so greedy?! The kids are basically affording them them luxury of eating crab so damn often.
And yes, gossipgranny, Jessica's laugh is the WORST.
Ah hahah ah ahaha ah hahaha.
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Post by nzt48 on Aug 17, 2017 8:27:19 GMT 10
Wonder how Jessica feels when she showed up with her battle gear- because everyone knows the only battle she cares about is eating those crabs (and making Duncan smile. Smile, smile. Big smile, BIG smile...) - and everything was out of the shells.
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Post by cranula on Aug 17, 2017 8:42:30 GMT 10
Wonder how Jessica feels when she showed up with her battle gear- because everyone knows the only battle she cares about is eating those crabs (and making Duncan smile. Smile, smile. Big smile, BIG smile...) - and everything was out of the shells. I thought that was hilarious, also it was so pretentious of her to say that even good crab places only give you a cracker and a little food to open the shell with - like maybe that's because that's all you actually need? She held out on getting Jacob a pokemon binder but spends money on crab utensils?? I would think you were weird if you showed up to my party with your own crab utensils, just saying. As far as telling Bailey to not take so much crab, I kind of get that, sometimes kids' eyes are bigger than their stomachs so my family would probably do the same because my dad's huge on not wasting food. However, we could always get seconds if we were still hungry but it doesn't seem the beggingers ever make enough food for anyone to get seconds. |
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Post by nzt48 on Aug 17, 2017 9:07:57 GMT 10
Nevermind. I know how Jessica feels after showing up with her gear.
Full. She feels full because she had more time to eat crabs.
Yeah, Bailey might have had bigger eyes than her stomach, but I'm sure Jessica won't hesitate to eat her crab leftovers. She was just salty she wasn't gonna get the good crab parts.
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Post by anastasia on Aug 17, 2017 9:17:59 GMT 10
Wonder how Jessica feels when she showed up with her battle gear- because everyone knows the only battle she cares about is eating those crabs (and making Duncan smile. Smile, smile. Big smile, BIG smile...) - and everything was out of the shells. I thought that was hilarious, also it was so pretentious of her to say that even good crab places only give you a cracker and a little food to open the shell with - like maybe that's because that's all you actually need? She held out on getting Jacob a pokemon binder but spends money on crab utensils?? I would think you were weird if you showed up to my party with your own crab utensils, just saying. As far as telling Bailey to not take so much crab, I kind of get that, sometimes kids' eyes are bigger than their stomachs so my family would probably do the same because my dad's huge on not wasting food. However, we could always get seconds if we were still hungry but it doesn't seem the beggingers ever make enough food for anyone to get seconds. It seemed like a decent amount of food for the number of people there, but that's because it was at Colleen's. She actually said someone sent her the crab tools so she didn't buy them. I can't believe I'm defending these people even a little. I agree, I would tell my child not to take all the crab. But I would say "Ok, just take a bit, and if you've eaten all that you can have more when everyone else has had a chance". The way she did it really rubbed me the wrong way. Especially because of their stupid "Eat this before you get that" way of feeding the kids. I agree with everyone else that they are really setting those kids up for disordered eating. They don't have any idea how to dish themselves a balanced plate of food. And they are denied sugar to the extent that they go crazy when they get any. Just serve them regular balanced meals, with enough food so that they are satisfied, for goodness sake. |
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Post by nosygossiplover on Aug 17, 2017 9:59:08 GMT 10
Wow the crab thing: "Shut it down!" Bailey was just excited to have a proper dinner instead of a bunless hot dog, or plain oatmeal in a cup! There appeared to be plenty of food for all. But if necessary, they could have served the children themselves in order to portion the crab fairly. Also kids should be allowed to eat until they're full!
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Post by flower on Aug 17, 2017 10:04:39 GMT 10
Colleen's older videos on her MirandaVlogz channel (circa 2010) are hilarious because Miranda was much more subtle and less disgusting. Instead of following the trends, she made original videos that didn't depend on shock humor (like burps and farts and being vulgar). I miss those days...
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Post by yoshi on Aug 17, 2017 10:24:39 GMT 10
Colleen's older videos on her MirandaVlogz channel (circa 2010) are hilarious because Miranda was much more subtle and less disgusting. Instead of following the trends, she made original videos that didn't depend on shock humor (like burps and farts and being vulgar). I miss those days... Same. I miss when miranda actually could fall for a bitchy self absorbed theatre kid. The more mature and well thought out videos and less of the camera in face screeching stuff. |
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Post by dreamcatcher on Aug 17, 2017 10:33:55 GMT 10
I noticed in the last Bollinger vlog that Colleen's interactions with the kids has gotten super awkward. A few years ago she always seemed very close with them and had a motherly vibe. Now it seems distant like she doesn't know how to act with them.
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Post by gossipgranny on Aug 17, 2017 10:38:40 GMT 10
Colleen's older videos on her MirandaVlogz channel (circa 2010) are hilarious because Miranda was much more subtle and less disgusting. Instead of following the trends, she made original videos that didn't depend on shock humor (like burps and farts and being vulgar). I miss those days... oh man I forgot about Miranda Vlogz. Why did she get rid of that? |
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Post by purplequeen on Aug 17, 2017 11:06:47 GMT 10
I have a feeling no one ever told her the story of the boy who cried wolf. She is literally the most dramatic, extra, ridiculous person I've ever seen. Everything is life or death, black or white, the worst or the best. It's fucking annoying. I wonder if she's like that in person, because if she is... god help her. It's fucking juvenile is what it is. Only kids under 10 says best/worst/biggest/scariest whatever #Arresteddevelopmentstrikesagain |
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Post by baps on Aug 17, 2017 11:07:33 GMT 10
^ 😂 Stay educated?! Bitch please... She literally spews horse shit day in and day out, and NEVER ANYTHING of substance but she wants her fans to "stay educated." What a fucking joke. OK like... Zendaya gave a speech at the tca's (which coal was at) about kid's staying educated and using their voice to speak out against injustice and she's gotten a lot of praise for it so it's extremely hilarious that collen ~coincidentally~ tweeted the exact words Zendaya used but in summary form 2 days later and is trying to pass them off as her own. girl doesn't have an original bone in her body smh |
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Post by purplequeen on Aug 17, 2017 11:24:01 GMT 10
She looks like she's struggling to take a shit. Time to roll out Janice.   This will never. EVER. get old. |
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Post by beamishly on Aug 17, 2017 11:28:55 GMT 10
She looks like she's struggling to take a shit. Time to roll out Janice. Â This will never. Â EVER. Â get old. Hey, that's not nice! I love Janice from The Muppets! |
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Post by hidingbehindusername on Aug 17, 2017 11:36:34 GMT 10
Hey guys! So I haven't been active here in like 2 months. I've been recovering from a breakup. So anyway, I have been trying to catch up. When did Erik and Colleen break up?
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Post by nosygossiplover on Aug 17, 2017 11:50:20 GMT 10
Hey guys! So I haven't been active here in like 2 months. I've been recovering from a breakup. So anyway, I have been trying to catch up. When did Erik and Colleen break up? Welcome back. We're still not even sure whether they've split. But many suspected it when she posted a video (as Miranda) called "HE DID THIS TO ME!" crying. She talked about Jake & Logan Paul, but people thought that she was crying in real life about Erik. She has also posted a few snaps that allude to a breakup, such as a snap of her and Gus that said "I love my boyfriend" or something. Also a snap that said "I have a gr8 life, ok?  " |
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Post by xlabx7 on Aug 17, 2017 11:51:44 GMT 10
Did anyone else notice right after Crabica snapped at Bailey to "shut it down" she goes "that was my...." (it seems like she was gonna be like that was what i wanted)?
I could picture her taking that from Bailey after because those pieces were too good or some shit like that.
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Post by hidingbehindusername on Aug 17, 2017 11:52:47 GMT 10
Hey guys! So I haven't been active here in like 2 months. I've been recovering from a breakup. So anyway, I have been trying to catch up. When did Erik and Colleen break up? Welcome back. We're still not even sure whether they've split. But many suspected it when she posted a video (as Miranda) called "HE DID THIS TO ME!" crying. She talked about Jake & Logan Paul, but people thought that she was crying in real life about Erik. Thanks  |
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Post by beamishly on Aug 17, 2017 12:01:44 GMT 10
Okay, so Kory's in Vancouver now. Maybe Colleen was hellbent on Gus having a birthday party?
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Post by purplequeen on Aug 17, 2017 12:04:53 GMT 10
I just realised, Bailey looks tall for her age. But developmentally, she looks younger. These kids need more nutritionally-sound food. Crabssica and Chriscoffee should spend less on their food and share it amongst the kids. Not shaming Chris, but I noticed he has gotten a little plumper in the last year. Which is okay, as long as it is not to the point of sickness, but, please, get the kids on your level. They need good food to grow. Both Crabica and Christoper Ford Crappola could do with shifting some timber, they'll need their own zip code soon. |
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Post by Tuskvegas on Aug 17, 2017 12:20:12 GMT 10
Did anyone else notice right after Crabica snapped at Bailey to "shut it down" she goes "that was my...." (it seems like she was gonna be like that was what i wanted)? I could picture her taking that from Bailey after because those pieces were too good or some shit like that. Greedy little Jessica showing her true colours by literally stealing her kids food for her self. I bet Bailey got in trouble later for it What kind of person takes crab eating tools with them anyway? Fuckin slothica, that's who |
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Post by anastasia on Aug 17, 2017 12:22:57 GMT 10
Okay, so Kory's in Vancouver now. Maybe Colleen was hellbent on Gus having a birthday party? Todrick was away so maybe Kory stayed until he got back? Unless Kory brought Gus to Van with him. |
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