Luggagegateleen and the Bollinger Underfed Team part 10

Exactly. She never talks abt anything important and just drops platitudes. Even when she wants to talk about something important (i.e.: breastfeeding), she comes across as such an uneducated, rambly, out of touch brat.

And be decent? What about stepping in when your rapid, psychotic fans are threatening to kill your ex?! She's so gross.

And you know her minions are gonna go "YAS QUEEN! PREACH! DROP DEM TRUTH BOMBS! COLLEEN 4 PREZ!"
She's not taking a stand. She's not saying anything constructive or of substance. Does she really think Trump can be defeated and America's problems can be fixed by people thinking happy thoughts?

Aug 16, 2017 15:01:25 GMT 10 @puddlejumper said:

Aug 16, 2017 14:58:28 GMT 10 Burntheukelele said:

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Stay educated?! Bitch please...

She literally spews horse shit day in and day out, and NEVER ANYTHING of substance but she wants her fans to "stay educated."

What a fucking joke.

I suppose she is trying to be politically relevant, but you can't be politically relevant without saying something actually political.

Don't worry, she liked an Anti-Trump tweet. She's basically a political activist.

Aug 16, 2017 15:12:59 GMT 10 astew12305 said:

Aug 16, 2017 15:01:25 GMT 10 @puddlejumper said:

I suppose she is trying to be politically relevant, but you can't be politically relevant without saying something actually political.

Don't worry, she liked an Anti-Trump tweet. She's basically a political activist.

I can kinda understand when celebs or YTers dance around an issue so they don't piss off a section of their fans. But is she seriously concerned with pissing off nazis?!

I'm (perhaps irrationally) annoyed by young people that don't care about politics. Shane Dawson and Gabbie are also guilty of this. I don't necessarily think it's their responsibility to publicize their opinions, but outwardly saying that you don't pay attention to/don't care about politics/don't vote is incredibly irresponsible and comes from a place of absolute privilege. You don't have to care, I guess, if you're young and rich and not affected by political decisions or hate groups, eh?

To Colleen's end, I would have almost preferred she say nothing than that milquetoast bullshit "be a decent human"--ESPECIALLY since she has many friends that are part of the LGBTQ community and other minorities under attack by the rise and noise of the alt-right.

Bah, sorry. This is an issue I clearly feel very passionately about, so apologies if I came to this too strong.

Honestly, I wish celebs and influencers weren't allowed to post political calls to action. Very often they are uneducated and extremely bias. Everyone is entitled to an opinion, but telling your fans (especially young, die hard fans) to think or do something is irresponsible, imo. I'd prefer they lead by example, and not just tweet shit out.

Its bugs me how she titled her video "I almost died" when she so didn't but Jenna and Julien were in an actual car crash and their video was titled something like "We had a crash but we're fine". Fucking clickbaitleen strikes again.

Aug 16, 2017 15:04:08 GMT 10 Burntheukelele said:

Exactly. She never talks abt anything important and just drops platitudes. Even when she wants to talk about something important (i.e.: breastfeeding), she comes across as such an uneducated, rambly, out of touch brat.

?! She's so gross.

True. Most of the comments on that breastfeeding pic were concerns about how Jessica had the baby shoved/smothered up her shirt. Not the fact that she was feeding in a restaurant.

Korey's comment on being single: If that had been a Colleen vid, she would have said "OMG GUYZ IM LIKE SOOO SINGLE, I'm such a single cat lady, like literally I'm the weirdest ever *fart* *burp*

She's literally so basic and plain and blah I can't believe she's able to maintain any relevance online. Honestly she just repeats the same shit every day over and over and never adds anything interesting or unique to the world. I wish shed stop pretending to have any political opinion because it's so clear she doesn't actually care or educate herself on anything. She reads trending Twitter hashtags and considers that being woke.

And can we please talk about how this 30 year old woman literally cannot spend a single moment by herself? Who on God's earth at that age literally NEEDS to have some family or friend with them while they live their every day life? Is she really that fragile and incapable of functioning on her own? Shouldn't that be a huge concern? Why is this just an accepted fact for all of her family to babysit a 30 year old woman?

Aug 16, 2017 13:02:07 GMT 10 succulentqueen said:

Did anyone else notice that she deleted her original "I almost died" video and re uploaded an entirely different one?

The story is a total lie. She claims she was on the brink of death for 30 minutes. Anyone sane would call the police FROM THE CAB. Or demand the can driver to exit and let her out. Or text a family meme er to call the cops (if she was scared of the driver's possible reaction.)

Also did the original/deleted video mention her reporting him to the cab company? It seems like she said that as an after thought. If he was really driving like she claimed, then she's totally irresponsible if she didn't call the cops right away instead of pulling out her camera to film a story time. But from the video, it sounds like she didn't call them at all!

Aug 16, 2017 12:56:44 GMT 10 kiki said:

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Lol someone commented on Kory's video saying that Gus isn't his cat, he is Colleens, and this is his reply lol. 

Oh, this comment is so telling! I haven't checked but I wonder if he'll delete it due to orders from the queen or a minion attack?

Aug 16, 2017 16:44:26 GMT 10 nosygossiplover said:

Aug 16, 2017 13:02:07 GMT 10 succulentqueen said:

Did anyone else notice that she deleted her original "I almost died" video and re uploaded an entirely different one?

The story is a total lie. She claims she was on the brink of death for 30 minutes. Anyone sane would call the police FROM THE CAB. Or demand the can driver to exit and let her out. Or text a family meme er to call the cops (if she was scared of the driver's possible reaction.)

Also did the original/deleted video mention her reporting him to the cab company? It seems like she said that as an after thought. If he was really driving like she claimed, then she's totally irresponsible if she didn't call the cops right away instead of pulling out her camera to film a story time. But from the video, it sounds like she didn't call them at all!

Agreed! If it really happened like she said, she should have called the cab company immediately to hopefully prevent him from pick up any new passengers. She's so full of shit.

Aug 16, 2017 16:56:45 GMT 10 AK713 said:

Aug 16, 2017 16:44:26 GMT 10 nosygossiplover said:

The story is a total lie. She claims she was on the brink of death for 30 minutes. Anyone sane would call the police FROM THE CAB. Or demand the can driver to exit and let her out. Or text a family meme er to call the cops (if she was scared of the driver's possible reaction.)

Also did the original/deleted video mention her reporting him to the cab company? It seems like she said that as an after thought. If he was really driving like she claimed, then she's totally irresponsible if she didn't call the cops right away instead of pulling out her camera to film a story time. But from the video, it sounds like she didn't call them at all!

Agreed! If it really happened like she said, she should have called the cab company immediately to hopefully prevent him from pick up any new passengers. She's so full of shit.

Part of me is like, would she though? She seems too self-absorbed to actually think of other people's welfare

Aug 16, 2017 9:32:04 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

Aug 16, 2017 9:30:30 GMT 10 randomer said:

Colleen genuinely looks sad to me at the beginning before she sings and at the very end once she's done....she seems done. Did something happen? Are she and Erik actually going thru something?

I wouldn't be surprised. She seems more off lately than she did during the divorce

yes, agreed!! She has been very, very edgy.

And regarding Taxi Terror on the 405, someone here mentioned calling the police and that is EXACTLY what I was thinking, too! Why wouldn't she call 911 if she was as terrified as she claimed? If he was really driving that way up the pass and down the hill to her house?? Call 911, for heaven's sake, don't rush home, and while the tears are fresh, make a dramatic video. 

Back to the whole Kory Gus thing... I really hope she gives Kory an allowance for feline maintenance. It's effed up if he's paying outta pocket for HER cat. He probably earns a pittance being her slave. Honestly can't imagine her paying him that much given how very cheap she is...

It's so sad...Kory's got the hard part of pet ownership, and Coline only enjoys the fun part: cuddles, IG photos, video prop etc.

In hindsight, i feel that Coline was likeable during the josh era by association. Josh is a decent, boy next door and by extension, Coline was viewed through the same lens.

Now that josh is outta the pic, we're finally seeing her for who she really is.

Aug 16, 2017 13:50:30 GMT 10 anastasia said:

Rachel drew the short straw this time. Everyone has to take a turn babysitting Colleen.

She SO hates being alone. It's the whole reason for Cabingate. She was winge-y and winge-y and pouting on the couch when he was revealed.  I wonder why she can't be alone? I love love love being alone.

Her faces are so over dramatic in the Kesha vid. It literally looks like one of her old Miranda vids.

I noticed the Ballinger kids don't seem to have phones/iPads or be allowed on social media. But the parents are pimping them for views and comments on their own profiles. So hypocritical.

They should keep their private lives private. Oh but then Chris & Crabs would have to get actual jobs.

Aug 16, 2017 19:29:04 GMT 10 nosygossiplover said:

Her faces are so over dramatic in the Kesha vid. It literally looks like one of her old Miranda vids.

I noticed the Ballinger kids don't seem to have phones/iPads or be allowed on social media. But the parents are pimping them for views and comments on their own profiles. So hypocritical.

They should keep their private lives private. Oh but then Chris & Crabs would have to get actual jobs.

Because they don't have access to computers and phones does that mean when they're older they are going to be technologically illiterate similar to that of an elder person who grew up before this technology boom? 

I just realised, Bailey looks tall for her age. But developmentally, she looks younger.

These kids need more nutritionally-sound food. Crabssica and Chriscoffee should spend less on their food and share it amongst the kids. Not shaming Chris, but I noticed he has gotten a little plumper in the last year. Which is okay, as long as it is not to the point of sickness, but, please, get the kids on your level. They need good food to grow.

Aug 16, 2017 20:24:07 GMT 10 nzt48 said:

I just realised, Bailey looks tall for her age. But developmentally, she looks younger.

These kids need more nutritionally-sound food. Crabssica and Chriscoffee should spend less on their food and share it amongst the kids. Not shaming Chris, but I noticed he has gotten a little plumper in the last year. Which is okay, as long as it is not to the point of sickness, but, please, get the kids on your level. They need good food to grow.

Its weird how stingy they are with food etc, but can keep money aside for date nights and travelling etc. I think its great that they want their kids to eat healthily, but they barely give them anything. For kids that are outside all the time, they are extremely pale.

True. All so true.

They keep stocks of ice cream in the fridge, which is fine, it's California, it's hot. But the kids aren't allowed sugar so that means it is only for the parents.

I come from a culture where the parents would rather starve than let the kids feel hunger. Especially growing kids. This is so bizarre to me. It is the opposite for them.

Totally banning them from sugar only promotes unhealthy eating habits in the future. What happens when they move out and have the freedom to try whatever they want? They haven't been taught moderation or healthy eating habits, they eat like its the depression almost. As soon as they get out, they are gonna eat and eat and eat. I think bailey is naturally pretty slim, and i can see jacob being active, but i think Parker will get the brunt of it all tbh. He's been spoilt and it'll carry on

Aug 16, 2017 19:29:04 GMT 10 nosygossiplover said:

Her faces are so over dramatic in the Kesha vid. It literally looks like one of her old Miranda vids.

I noticed the Ballinger kids don't seem to have phones/iPads or be allowed on social media. But the parents are pimping them for views and comments on their own profiles. So hypocritical.

They should keep their private lives private. Oh but then Chris & Crabs would have to get actual jobs.

She was trying to look super deep and serious - probably hoping the minions would feel that the lyrics describe her own struggle and have them comfort her and tell her how strong and amazing she is *eyeroll*.
I do feel sorry for Colleen that her emotional development is so delayed. It's incredible unhealthy for her to not have the capability of being/traveling alone, not even once. Kory probably just told her he's sick and tired of flying back and fourth to Vancouver just to be there in case the Queent should require a coffee or Taco Bell. I don't blame him.

I can't believe that this is what Miranda used to be... What the hell happened?

^^^^^^ Miranda would have been SO much more interesting,at least to me, if she hadn't become such a grotesque cartoon character. THIS Miranda is almost believable.

I totally agree about the Ballinger kids and the sugar.

I never made sugar forbidden in my house. If my kid wanted a candy at the checkout, you know, sometimes so do I, let's get candy.

NOW, he eats so healthy I really might need a DNA check to make sure he really IS my kid.

If the Ballinger kids ever, EVER got to go play at someone else's house, they would probably be binge eating Twizzlers and binge watching Orange is the New Black.

Poor Bailey has her head in a book 24/7 trying to escape the fishbowl she is living in with Mama Crab Panties and Daddy Vlog Boxers.

Aug 16, 2017 22:28:36 GMT 10 dreamcatcher said:

I can't believe that this is what Miranda used to be... What the hell happened?

She completely lost sight of who Miranda is and just concentrates on what will make her an easy buck.

Aug 16, 2017 23:45:30 GMT 10 budofly said:

Aug 16, 2017 22:28:36 GMT 10 dreamcatcher said:

I can't believe that this is what Miranda used to be... What the hell happened?

She completely lost sight of who Miranda is and just concentrates on what will make her an easy buck.

I'm not even sure how she continues making an easy buck with the Miranda act she has now. If she had kept this act, I feel like there would be more options and a less cringey Netflix show.
Going back she used to put a LOT more effort into her videos. Now she shoves a camera up into her nose and screeches and maybe if you're lucky she will go into the backyard. She used to go to the beach, parking garage, and make actual music videos that were still bad but funnier than what she has now. Since Miranda is obviously her bread and butter she better start giving more of a shit about that channel and it's content.

Yes. I initially fell for her schtick and thought this was a deluded frustrated "singer". Miranda had a smidge of awkwardness that she was aware of and that helped me believe it was sincere. That was entertaining because you wanna see where it goes - like the first act in a movie.

When I found out it was all an act, there was a sense of curiosity. I wanted to know the actor behind the curtain. She was funny, family-oriented and nice (now, I realise this niceness is because of Josh). Then, she got married. It was all very endearing.

Now, it's all double entendres and baes and joining the bandwagon and clickbaits, all for clicks. Also the lies. This is like a bad sequel that just won't quit.

I'm not trying to hate on a child. I'm not. But Bailey's facial expressions in that eclipse video... What. Just. What are they making that poor kiddo do?