Pricklleen the Editing Machine & the SmileMakers part 9

Aug 12, 2017 12:10:26 GMT 10 yoshi said:

Aug 11, 2017 6:08:32 GMT 10 nosygossiplover said:

I think a Colleen/Liza collab would be super awkward and forced. I'm picturing the Colleen/Jenna collab but even worse LOL.

I had no idea colleen and jenna collabed because I got the impression that jenna and julien hate her. So i watched the video ane i cant cringe any harder. I just want to grab jenna and save her from that nightmare.

It was when Josh and colleen were still married. I have a feeling colleen asked and Jenna agreed to play nice as Julien's girlfriend and not create any weird tension between them if Josh were to question Julien on it if Jenna said no or something. Notice the collab was solely on colleen's channel, Jenna never filmed anything for her channel with her.

Jessica seems like the kind of mum who is only 20%. That 20% is all on camera. She shows very little interest in her daughter, I can't remember the last time she genuinely interacted with the kids on camera.

I'm still mad they havent put duncan in gymnastics.

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I'm still mad they havent put duncan in gymnastics. [/quote]


I know you mean Parker, but I'm LMAO at the thought of them putting Duncan in gymnastics. Well they have to top themselves somehow now that they've worn out the smile trick.

Ballinger Family Vlog:

-Doesn't seem like there were many screaming fans at their meet and greet.

-When you put the family on a stage, there really isn't anything outstanding about them. Still sickening how they pimp out those kids.

-It seems kind of disrespectful for Chris to avoid mentioning Grace in so many of those shots... unless she wants to stay out. This is awful of me, but given the Ballinger's weird take on marriage vows(Colleen and Gwen), I'm not sure Jessica should have a young, cute, fun, not lazy nanny hanging around Chris. (Told you it was awful.)

Aug 12, 2017 13:35:39 GMT 10 nosygossiplover said:

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I'm still mad they havent put duncan in gymnastics.

I know you mean Parker, but I'm LMAO at the thought of them putting Duncan in gymnastics. Well they have to top themselves somehow now that they've worn out the smile trick. [/quote]

Haha whoops! #putduncaningymnastics

Aug 12, 2017 13:43:39 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

I'm not sure Jessica should have a young, cute, fun, not lazy nanny hanging around Chris. (Told you it was awful.)

I don't think there are any worries. Several of us have agreed that Chris is gay LOL. But seriously, he seems so much happier in Canada around that director, editors, Erik etc than he does around his wife.

COLLEEN's DRESSES: I think I know why she won't wear a fuller more flattering skirt: it wouldn't show off her extreme boniness. She only buys clothes dresses that squeeze every inch of her body. She looked nice years ago in the long skirt, riding the hover board at Jenna Marbles house.

Aug 12, 2017 13:53:22 GMT 10 nosygossiplover said:

Aug 12, 2017 13:43:39 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

I'm not sure Jessica should have a young, cute, fun, not lazy nanny hanging around Chris. (Told you it was awful.)

I don't think there are any worries. Several of us have agreed that Chris is gay LOL. But seriously, he seems so much happier in Canada around that director, editors, Erik etc than he does around his wife.

COLLEEN's DRESSES: I think I know why she won't wear a fuller more flattering skirt: it wouldn't show off her extreme boniness. She only buys clothes dresses that squeeze every inch of her body. She looked nice years ago in the long skirt, riding the hover board at Jenna Marbles house.

I remember that outfit. She did used to wear flowy bottoms and look so much better.

Interesting take on Chris being gay! I'll have to watch with that in mind from now on. I agree about him being happy in Canada last year. Or when he travels there. I've only heard him laugh a genuine laugh when he is away from his kids.

Fun shout out from Josh. I hope he has fun in NYC.

Maybe I was lucky, but my kid never threw up as much as Dunkey. Poor kid is probably being jostled around like crazy there and his tummy can't take it. No wonder they haven't put him in gymnastics yet. Haha.

I just watched her vlog. I agree with everyone here. Those outfits would look better with a little more weight on her and the proper size. And FFS get a stylist. I was reading the comments and girl is gonna look like a hot mess. Those kids don't know what she should be wearing. Much less what "casual event" wear should look like.

Also watch out Tusky. Your wish is the ballingers command. Next vlog title "young infant becomes gymnastic star."

Aug 12, 2017 14:30:18 GMT 10 gossipgranny said:

I just watched her vlog. I agree with everyone here. Those outfits would look better with a little more weight on her and the proper size. And FFS get a stylist. I was reading the comments and girl is gonna look like a hot mess. Those kids don't know what she should be wearing. Much less what "casual event" wear should look like.

Also watch out Tusky. Your wish is the ballingers command. Next vlog title "young infant becomes gymnastic star."

You're a sunflower too!!!

I was just watching one of Colleen and Kory's old sassy dances in the old apartment, which led to some other cute skits and stuff they did there. I couldn't help but wonder if Colleen ever looks back on those videos and misses how simple life was? I mean she HAS to have real human emotions somewhere deep down right?
Watching those felt like watching old skits I did with friends too. When YouTube was just fun and silly. I wonder if she misses that simplicity before Miranda exploded and before her life turned into chaos.
She was FUNNY! And charming, and seemed genuinely happy. It's such a far cry from what she is now that I can't help but wonder what she thinks or would think looking back on those fun, carefree videos now...

There's one called "If Humans Acted Like Dogs" with her, Josh, and Rachel and it was actually funny. So sad to see where she took her life. Just goes to show that big weddings, a mansion, millions of dollars, and adoring fans don't equal happiness.

Aug 12, 2017 6:49:59 GMT 10 anonymousfriend295 said:

I went on a binge of Kory's channel today, and a St. Patrick's Day challenge with Chris, Colleen, and Kory on the Ballinger Family channel came up as a suggestion. I watched it and a ton of Ballinger Family videos were suggested... almost all of them had "Miranda Sings" or "Colleen Ballinger" in the title. I watched one, and Colleen was literally in the 9 minute vlog for less than 30 seconds. I wonder how many of their video titles use Colleen's fame to get views...

Also, Kory is an undiscovered talent. He deserves way more subs than he has. He's so funny!

Unless they are trying to use their children as clickbait, then it says 'Girl falls into aquarium' or something vague like that. They don't use the children's names when they're hoping something goes viral. Today's title did it for me, and I finally unsubscribed.

Aug 12, 2017 14:39:05 GMT 10 dreamcatcher said:

I was just watching one of Colleen and Kory's old sassy dances in the old apartment, which led to some other cute skits and stuff they did there. I couldn't help but wonder if Colleen ever looks back on those videos and misses how simple life was? I mean she HAS to have real human emotions somewhere deep down right?
Watching those felt like watching old skits I did with friends too. When YouTube was just fun and silly. I wonder if she misses that simplicity before Miranda exploded and before her life turned into chaos.
She was FUNNY! And charming, and seemed genuinely happy. It's such a far cry from what she is now that I can't help but wonder what she thinks or would think looking back on those fun, carefree videos now...

There's one called "If Humans Acted Like Dogs" with her, Josh, and Rachel and it was actually funny. So sad to see where she took her life. Just goes to show that big weddings, a mansion, millions of dollars, and adoring fans don't equal happiness.

looked up the dogs one and it was funny - especially the ending. 😂

**Regarding her new video with Rachel**
This is exactly what I mean when I say Colleen is a bad influence and hypocritical.

She never cusses in her videos (it slips though) because she has a younger audience. EXTREMELY young in her case. But she thinks its okay to talk about "flaps", "queefs", and "crevices"? It is sick IMO! And when shes called out she says that its natural and normal and she wants to teach children that its OKAY to be disgusting. Girl what? You're not a sex ed channel, I wouldn't want my child to learn about these issues from your vulgar videos then run around calling her self a queef and telling people about her yeast infections and periods. She acts like a 13 year old that just learned about a thing called bodily functions, you're 30 YEARS OLD! TWO DECADES OLDER THAN YOUR AUDIENCE! She needs a wake up call. How will you ever have a serious career when your YouTube channel (doesn't seem too far away might i add) dies and you go look for a job and this is all people will find about you online? 

Just look at this comment right here:

Aug 12, 2017 15:49:26 GMT 10 crissdank said:

**Regarding her new video with Rachel**
This is exactly what I mean when I say Colleen is a bad influence and hypocritical.

She never cusses in her videos (it slips though) because she has a younger audience. EXTREMELY young in her case. But she thinks its okay to talk about "flaps", "queefs", and "crevices"? It is sick IMO! And when shes called out she says that its natural and normal and she wants to teach children that its OKAY to be disgusting. Girl what? You're not a sex ed channel, I wouldn't want my child to learn about these issues from your vulgar videos then run around calling her self a queef and telling people about her yeast infections and periods. She acts like a 13 year old that just learned about a thing called bodily functions, you're 30 YEARS OLD! TWO DECADES OLDER THAN YOUR AUDIENCE! She needs a wake up call. How will you ever have a serious career when your YouTube channel (doesn't seem too far away might i add) dies and you go look for a job and this is all people will find about you online? 

Just look at this comment right here:

There's a difference between discussing things which are natural and normal and just being crass and disgusting. It's absolutely important for kids to get a good sex education and to understand their bodies, but that doesn't mean it's normal to sit around and make jokes about crevices. And maybe I'd give her a pass if she were 12 like her audience, but she's fucking 30. She needs to grow up. She will be loved by her fans no matter what she does, that's pretty clear. So there's really no reason that she HAS to act so disgusting and rude. It's not even that she's "unladylike" or something it's just that she's straight up gross and cringey. 

Guys...

I'm genuinely concerned. Is there any way that this is healthy and normal?

She literally looks like skin and bones.

Half the stuff she talks about isn't normal. It's not normal to have constant diarorhea or ruin 4 pairs of pants in a week. This is not relatable to anyone let alone 10 year olds. The fact they don't understand what's being said says it all.

Aug 12, 2017 17:29:26 GMT 10 srslypsychosoprano said:

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Guys...

I'm genuinely concerned. Is there any way that this is healthy and normal?

She literally looks like skin and bones.

And fake boobs.

Aug 12, 2017 17:29:26 GMT 10 srslypsychosoprano said:

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Guys...

I'm genuinely concerned. Is there any way that this is healthy and normal?

She literally looks like skin and bones.

Her arms look incredibly thin, crop tops make her look worse since they are all too large and loose on her

Aug 12, 2017 13:22:52 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

Jessica seems like the kind of mum who is only 20%. That 20% is all on camera. She shows very little interest in her daughter, I can't remember the last time she genuinely interacted with the kids on camera.

I'm still mad they havent put duncan in gymnastics.

My Mom grew up down south in a strict Southern Baptist home, and there was a big "children should be seen and not heard" thing going on. She knew her house had strict rules and as she put it "knew to just do her own thing and stay out of the way". I don't know their denomination, but that could have something to do with it.
I do not have children myself. But I remember seeing numerous families on SuperNanny (anyone remember that? lol) or John & Kate Plus 8, and some of the mothers just genuinely did not know how to play with their children. They liked the idea of having them, but just couldn't seem to sit down and truly interact with them at their level. 

Aug 12, 2017 15:21:08 GMT 10 @puddlejumper said:

Aug 12, 2017 14:39:05 GMT 10 dreamcatcher said:

I was just watching one of Colleen and Kory's old sassy dances in the old apartment, which led to some other cute skits and stuff they did there. I couldn't help but wonder if Colleen ever looks back on those videos and misses how simple life was? I mean she HAS to have real human emotions somewhere deep down right?
Watching those felt like watching old skits I did with friends too. When YouTube was just fun and silly. I wonder if she misses that simplicity before Miranda exploded and before her life turned into chaos.
She was FUNNY! And charming, and seemed genuinely happy. It's such a far cry from what she is now that I can't help but wonder what she thinks or would think looking back on those fun, carefree videos now...

There's one called "If Humans Acted Like Dogs" with her, Josh, and Rachel and it was actually funny. So sad to see where she took her life. Just goes to show that big weddings, a mansion, millions of dollars, and adoring fans don't equal happiness.

looked up the dogs one and it was funny - especially the ending. 😂

Couldn't agree more! And the Toddlers & Tiaras videos! THAT is the Colleen I enjoyed. And I did find the Sam & Laybia videos quite funny, she and Kory can improv really well with each other or however you say it. Then people realized they could make a pretty lucrative career out of churning out daily videos of themselves talking to the camera.

Remember when she would show off her water painting skills and art when she was in that apartment with Josh? Now she puts on this act where she can't do anything to save her life. Not sure when or why she started that act. She could do a Bob Ross parody or something idk. I loved those old skits too.

I agree with you guys. Her channel used to be cute and clever. I loved these bloopers from a skit that was also funny. Colleen looks so pretty and Kory cracks me up.

She does look healthy in that video, her hair is so shiny. Now it's dull and lifeless.

Aug 12, 2017 17:29:26 GMT 10 srslypsychosoprano said:

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Guys...

I'm genuinely concerned. Is there any way that this is healthy and normal?

She literally looks like skin and bones.

She's not as bad as I thought she would look from the back. I was expecting her spine and ribs to be prominent. Still way too skinny to be healthy though.

Aug 13, 2017 0:31:37 GMT 10 budofly said:

Aug 12, 2017 17:29:26 GMT 10 srslypsychosoprano said:

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Guys...

I'm genuinely concerned. Is there any way that this is healthy and normal?

She literally looks like skin and bones.

She's not as bad as I thought she would look from the back. I was expecting her spine and ribs to be prominent. Still way too skinny to be healthy though.

When I saw her Instagram photo, I just thought "the pressure of being in hollyweird... she's way too skinny."

http://instagram.com/p/BXqeCTZj75P

You can see the reflection of the person taking the photo in this Instagram post ... alas, looks like Rachel to me 😂

http://instagram.com/p/BXq0EI3Dpi8

Aug 12, 2017 17:29:26 GMT 10 srslypsychosoprano said:

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Guys...

I'm genuinely concerned. Is there any way that this is healthy and normal?

She literally looks like skin and bones.

She's definitely thin, but I think the XXXL crop top emphasizes it a lot. I'm sure clothes that actually fit and flatter instead of just whatever's trendy would help a lot

Aug 13, 2017 0:55:16 GMT 10 @puddlejumper said:

You can see the reflection of the person taking the photo in this Instagram post ... alas, looks like Rachel to me 😂

http://instagr.am/p/BXq0EI3Dpi8

I noticed the reflection too.  She seems to be gathering her family around her a lot like she did when she and Josh broke up.  Hmmmm.  

Whatever happened to Rachel's truck? She seemed to stop driving it after Colleen busted it all up. Maybe Matt drives it and Rachel takes his car, but she used to be all gushy about it. Maybe it's easier for Blaze to jump into a car than a truck. He sure got big FAST!

Aug 13, 2017 1:17:25 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

Whatever happened to Rachel's truck? She seemed to stop driving it after Colleen busted it all up. Maybe Matt drives it and Rachel takes his car, but she used to be all gushy about it. Maybe it's easier for Blaze to jump into a car than a truck. He sure got big FAST!

I was wondering the same about it!

Aug 13, 2017 1:13:54 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

Aug 13, 2017 0:55:16 GMT 10 @puddlejumper said:

You can see the reflection of the person taking the photo in this Instagram post ... alas, looks like Rachel to me 😂

http://instagr.am/p/BXq0EI3Dpi8

I noticed the reflection too.  She seems to be gathering her family around her a lot like she did when she and Josh broke up.  Hmmmm.  

She could be sad about s o m e t h i n g, but I think it's more likely she wants to spend time with her family because she's about to go away again for a little bit.