Gayleen the house sharing queen & baby regret boringers pt 7

Jul 22, 2017 14:16:42 GMT 10 AK713 said:

Jul 22, 2017 13:54:17 GMT 10 srslypsychosoprano said:

To be fair, when I first got my period I thought I was peeing my pants or something and then when I saw the stain I thought I had shit myself lol but I was also 12 and was expecting bright red blood, not brownish stuff and I didn't know what it would feel like either. I mean I only thought those things for like a second before realizing nope this is just my first period, but still...
Then again, I haven't watched the video so maybe she's being more literal about it idk. I don't want to watch any more fucking period talks from Colleen tbh.

I totally get that, I def thought I was peeing myself and I agree it's not as you would expect, even with having some kind of warning/preparation for it... but I just feel like it didn't take much for me to realize what was going on. She made it seem like (IMO) it was some freaking unsolved mystery.


Also- I can't help but imagine how awkward all of these posts are for ackack if he's reading 😂😂

 Haha. I thought the exact same thing about ackack. If this period talk doesn't put him off, nothing will. 

Y'all a pet peeve of mine is when people touch the bottoms of their shoes. That is so gross. Germ city! Of course, Colleen doesn't bother to wash her hands after she pees, so it's not a big deal.

Jul 22, 2017 15:20:36 GMT 10 garbish said:

Jul 22, 2017 14:45:28 GMT 10 leeleelurker said:

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I just remembered this storytime video that she took down from her channel, yet she kept this sneak peek on her Facebook page for some reason. Did anyone else get to watch the full video before it was deleted? I didn't see the point of her uploading it in the first place, tbh. It was just her lowkey bragging about how--in the beginning of her career--she met some really nice Hollywood producer who promised her a job, then he randomly calls her late in the middle of the night to come over for a threesome and says "show me your tits". She tried to act offended by it in the video, but you could tell she was loving the attention. I wonder why she took it down so fast. I think she either realized how conceited it made her sound, it made Josh uncomfortable  (this was before the divorce), or she was lying again. Damn it, I wish it was still up! We could've had a field day with that one, lol.

I think she may have told this story more than once? It sounds super familiar (and I'm not one to typically immediately watch videos, so...) I'm not sure where'd I'd start to look for it though.


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I definitely remember the video but I don't remember when it was. It has something to do with getting a role or something on broadway I wanna say. A little fuzzy with the rest of the details

I think Jessica takes more naps than anyone I know, and I'm a 31 year old woman with similar aged friends who all have kids. Chris needs a nap or two. I know she just had a baby, but she's borderline neglecting the other three kids and her husband.

You know what makes men grumpy and frustrated? Lack of sex. I'm betting she has been cleared by her doctor by now, and I'm betting that their religious beliefs means he can't help himself out. But.. with all the friendcations and sharing hotel rooms with their children.. I guess it's been a good 3 or 4 months since he, uh, had marital relations. That could also explain the perceived disconnect between him and Jessica. Sex and intimacy are important in a marriage, and I can't see lazy Jessica using her hands or mouth for anything other than scarfing crab.

Jul 22, 2017 15:21:34 GMT 10 trubbled said:

Y'all a pet peeve of mine is when people touch the bottoms of their shoes. That is so gross. Germ city! Of course, Colleen doesn't bother to wash her hands after she pees, so it's not a big deal.

I agree. It makes me cringe when I see people touch the bottom of their shoes. There are so many germs on them. I never wear my shoes in my house and would never touch them all over without washing my hands. Colleen touched the bottom of her shoe to her clean hair at one point. Eww.

Jul 22, 2017 15:36:48 GMT 10 rosegarden said:

When those assholes show themselves eating crab dinner every other day, I do think they need to clarify themselves!

Jul 22, 2017 15:36:48 GMT 10 rosegarden said:

Oatmeal is not a full meal. It's just not. Y'all are just lazy and selfish.

Jul 22, 2017 15:41:54 GMT 10 trubbled said:

Jul 22, 2017 15:36:48 GMT 10 rosegarden said:

When those assholes show themselves eating crab dinner every other day, I do think they need to clarify themselves!

Exactly. when you say "we're having oatmeal for dinner" we're gonna presume you're only having oatmeal. god he's a fucking see you next tuesday!

what breed is gus? can someone find a normal weight version of him? that cat seems obese.

Jul 22, 2017 15:40:10 GMT 10 astew12305 said:

I think Jessica takes more naps than anyone I know, and I'm a 31 year old woman with similar aged friends who all have kids. Chris needs a nap or two. I know she just had a baby, but she's borderline neglecting the other three kids and her husband.

You know what makes men grumpy and frustrated? Lack of sex. I'm betting she has been cleared by her doctor by now, and I'm betting that their religious beliefs means he can't help himself out. But.. with all the friendcations and sharing hotel rooms with their children.. I guess it's been a good 3 or 4 months since he, uh, had marital relations. That could also explain the perceived disconnect between him and Jessica. Sex and intimacy are important in a marriage, and I can't see lazy Jessica using her hands or mouth for anything other than scarfing crab.

I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING ABOUT THE SEX!!!!!

Jul 22, 2017 15:36:48 GMT 10 rosegarden said:

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This is the last straw honestly. I understand saving money and trying to be "omg s0 creative and conscious, look at us with our coffee fucking oatmeal" BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE FEED YOUR GROWING CHILDREN. Not berries and nuts and cheese and oatmeal for dinner. They're not birds! How hard is it to just make some fucking sandwiches and get some chips from the CVS you passed by in your vlog?! Is it because bailey has to eat "gluten free" you can't come up with something better than nasty oatmeal?! Gosh idk why this just really pissed me off. I guess because my daughter is on the skinner side even though she eats a good amount of food each meal, people always say "omg is she eating enough? She's so tiny!!1!!" Yes she's eating enough! Buzz off! Idk what is so damn hard about feeding your child.
Sorry I'm obviously triggered 😂

Also to the person asking if there is a drive thru around them, yes there is. They are walking distance to Disneyland and there is a mcdonalds right across the street from there. Sure it's not the healthiest but shit they are in a hotel room traveling, they can't expect fucking crab legs 🙄

But honestly though, why can't bailey eat gluten? Is this a for real thing? Or jess projecting some sort of illness?

Personally, I think oatmeal and cheese and fruit and nuts is a better and more nutritious meal than McDonald's. But it's a breakfast meal. It's not enough for kids who were just extremely active.

My kids love oatmeal but they would rebel if they got just that for dinner. 😂

Here's what I don't get, they eat out SO often, even with the kids. I get trying to not spend too much on restaurant food. We try to cook at home all the time. But when we're away from home, staying in a hotel without cooking facilities, then we eat out!

How have Chris and Jessica been out for 2 expensive dates in the short time since Dunking Donuts was born? Yet they can't buy their kids some take out when they're in a hotel so that they are fed after swimming and walking around Disney all day.

Selfish fucks.
Also I really could have lived without the mental image of Jessica blowing Chris, thanks for that. Mind bleach, please!

Jul 22, 2017 16:38:17 GMT 10 anastasia said:

My kids love oatmeal but they would rebel if they got just that for dinner. 😂

Here's what I don't get, they eat out SO often, even with the kids. I get trying to not spend too much on restaurant food. We try to cook at home all the time. But when we're away from home, staying in a hotel without cooking facilities, then we eat out!

How have Chris and Jessica been out for 2 expensive dates in the short time since Dunking Donuts was born? Yet they can't buy their kids some take out when they're in a hotel so that they are fed after swimming and walking around Disney all day.

Selfish fucks.
Also I really could have lived without the mental image of Jessica blowing Chris, thanks for that. Mind bleach, please!

Don't worry, it would never happen. The scene in your mind should be her drinking tea and plotting out crab restaurants on Google maps, while Chris pouts at his DIY editing desk.

I did a quick google search for restaurants near that convention centre and stopped counting at 65. I'm sure they could have found something that wasn't McDonalds. 🙄

Why do the Beggingers seem to have such an aversion to salad? They all seem to enjoy in and out burgers so McDonalds wasn't going to kill them once. Plus they could have had chicken salads, thick milkshakes (those always filled me up as a kid!).

Jul 22, 2017 16:41:43 GMT 10 astew12305 said:

Don't worry, it would never happen. The scene in your mind should be her drinking tea and plotting out crab restaurants on Google maps, while Chris pouts at his DIY editing desk.[/quote]

😂
the only thing you forgot was Dunkie stuck to her boob being force fed 24/7.

You know, my husband forgot his pass once, and if you are Annual Pass holder you go to pass holders services and they will give you a temporary one- once.

"If your Annual Passport is lost or stolen, you will be required to pay a non-refundable fee of $20 for your Annual Passport replacement. The fee may be waived if a copy of a police report is shown. Minors must be accompanied by a parent or guardian to receive a replacement Passport.

If your Annual Passport is in good standing and you forgot to bring it to the Disneyland Resort on a visit, you will be provided one courtesy admission for the year."

So Chris could have got them in (unless he did it once already), and they could have eaten in the park. Clearly money isn't an issue if they can drop 3k on Universal passes.

Jul 22, 2017 16:47:06 GMT 10 @blake said:

Why do the Beggingers seem to have such an aversion to salad? They all seem to enjoy in and out burgers so McDonalds wasn't going to kill them once. Plus they could have had chicken salads, thick milkshakes (those always filled me up as a kid!).

They could have gone to pretty much any kind of restaurant that they wanted. They could have got a healthy balanced meal of any cuisine.

Jul 22, 2017 16:38:17 GMT 10 anastasia said:

My kids love oatmeal but they would rebel if they got just that for dinner. 😂

Here's what I don't get, they eat out SO often, even with the kids. I get trying to not spend too much on restaurant food. We try to cook at home all the time. But when we're away from home, staying in a hotel without cooking facilities, then we eat out!

How have Chris and Jessica been out for 2 expensive dates in the short time since Dunking Donuts was born? Yet they can't buy their kids some take out when they're in a hotel so that they are fed after swimming and walking around Disney all day.

Selfish fucks.
Also I really could have lived without the mental image of Jessica blowing Chris, thanks for that. Mind bleach, please!

I get trying to save money and I am not a parent to humans so, my opinion might not be as valid. (I used to be a parent to 3 dogs, though. They had to be given away because of my living situation - renting) But I would spend on those dogs so that they don't starve. Nevermind my own hunger, I was responsible for 3 lives.

Why couldn't they splurge on take away or even a proper grocery run? Get some lunch meats or something. Don't they have grocery store rotisserie chicken in CA? (Asking as an Australian). I know it's bad to waste food but nuts and stuff are snacks to get your through your next meal!

Also they spent freaking 3k on Universal passes, and they can't take the kids to eat?

We definitely have rotisserie chicken. And any grocery store has a deli section, and usually a prepared food section with sandwiches and containers of fruit, eggs, salads, etc.

What do we expect from people who let their kids go hiking in crocs and jelly shoes. Have any of the ballingers ever heard of google?

Jul 22, 2017 16:54:32 GMT 10 nzt48 said:

Jul 22, 2017 16:38:17 GMT 10 anastasia said:

My kids love oatmeal but they would rebel if they got just that for dinner. 😂

Here's what I don't get, they eat out SO often, even with the kids. I get trying to not spend too much on restaurant food. We try to cook at home all the time. But when we're away from home, staying in a hotel without cooking facilities, then we eat out!

How have Chris and Jessica been out for 2 expensive dates in the short time since Dunking Donuts was born? Yet they can't buy their kids some take out when they're in a hotel so that they are fed after swimming and walking around Disney all day.

Selfish fucks.
Also I really could have lived without the mental image of Jessica blowing Chris, thanks for that. Mind bleach, please!

I get trying to save money and I am not a parent to humans so, my opinion might not be as valid. (I used to be a parent to 3 dogs, though. They had to be given away because of my living situation - renting) But I would spend on those dogs so that they don't starve. Nevermind my own hunger, I was responsible for 3 lives.

Why couldn't they splurge on take away or even a proper grocery run? Get some lunch meats or something. Don't they have grocery store rotisserie chicken in CA? (Asking as an Australian). I know it's bad to waste food but nuts and stuff are snacks to get your through your next meal!

I guess carving up a rotisserie chicken in a hotel room with no utensils would not be practical? But there are plenty of inexpensive options near there. I totally get not wanting to always buy food out. But when you're away from home you have to do things a bit differently.

Plus the saving money theory kind of falls down when you've spent three grand on theme park passes just a few days earlier. They are ridiculous.

Ooh I'm a bud! 😂

Ugh, Colleen's laziness with her content bothers me. Like I said before, she kept that story time video snippet on her Facebook page even though the full version is unavailable. Not to mention, it took her up until very recently to finally remove Josh from her featured channels, and all of her pictures with him are still on her Instagram when she can't even utter the words "Josh" or "divorce" now. I mean, if you're going to delete stuff and censor certain parts of your life, at least be thorough. Shit, even Josh knew to delete most of the pictures with her. It's just weird that she still has her wedding pics and everything up, which is why I honestly think they wouldn't be there if she actually gave a shit about managing her accounts. I have a feeling she uploads her most recent shit and doesn't bother to look through her other posts. It just makes her seem inept at her job, I guess.

Jul 22, 2017 16:06:09 GMT 10 eybb said:

Jul 22, 2017 15:40:10 GMT 10 astew12305 said:

I'm betting she has been cleared by her doctor by now, and I'm betting that their religious beliefs means he can't help himself out. But.. with all the friendcations and sharing hotel rooms with their children.. I guess it's been a good 3 or 4 months since he, uh, had marital relations. 

I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING ABOUT THE SEX!!!!!

Maybe that's why Chris always looks like a shriveled up lemon, he probably doesn't rub one out for himself. Also, can't imagine cheesica being very satisfying. 

In regards to Josh and Colgate teeth not mentioning each others names moreso cowleen, I can kinda understand it. I hate saying my ex's name, it feels weird because I was hurt so much by them. But, given that Cologne has such an online presence I would think that it would be easier to just say "Josh" rather than act as if he doesn't exist. Josh doesn't say her name either but makes it very clear she exists and that he's talking about her when he does.



Also, fuck ex's. Especially nasty ass ones like Cologne.

Jul 22, 2017 16:59:14 GMT 10 trubbled said:

What do we expect from people who let their kids go hiking in crocs and jelly shoes. Have any of the ballingers ever heard of google?

That "cut" on Bailey's foot looked like a blister! I love Crocs..wear them at home all the time...but I would never go hiking in them! Blisters aside, there are probably snakes where they were. 

I cringed at Colleen handling her Keds too. Even if I pick my flip flops off the floor, I'm careful not to touch the bottoms of them AND I make a beeline to wash my hands just in case.