Crusty erikleen & the child slave labor shillingers part 6

Jul 5, 2017 12:53:28 GMT 10 bixie said:

Jul 5, 2017 12:45:16 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

"DUNCAN DUNCAN BIG SMILE DUNCAN HEY DUNCAN SMILE DUNCAN JUST SMILE PLEASE DUNCAN DUNCAN DUNCAN DUNCAN DUNCAN DUNCAN SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE"

Are they doing that again?! Oh, that poor child!

Also had a 10 min conversation about bees while she left baby vomit on her shoulder with duncan's face in it.

And OMG WE ARE SUCH NERDS! Duncan's embarrassed because his parents are nerds! Tee hee
(while the babysitter and her boyfriend who are going to "teach" these two late 30s adolescents
how to play D&D are right there)

Also the way they never support that baby's head gives me so much anxiety.

Also is it really the "beekeeper" when they're dealing with infestations in people's homes rather
than raising bees in hives? idk.

And Bailey's overacting re the bird's nests. Ugh. A combination of looking gormless while
she tries to think of what to say / how best to exaggerate her enthusiasm so she gets
a pat on the back. Poor kid.

Jul 5, 2017 12:44:29 GMT 10 astew12305 said:

Jul 5, 2017 12:40:59 GMT 10 Onyxmom90 said:

Came here to laugh at the fact her picture from the mural got tagged. She pushed the fact it doesn't look like her, but the more she argued it didn't the more I saw the resemblance. Funny how that works.

Also, how rude of her to make fun of someone work. It's not their fault she's so difficult to reproduce.. It's unnatural to paint features that slanted.

She's so rude. You could tell he put a lot of work into it. I swear there's a photo of hers somewhere in the universe that looks JUST like that mural.

Jul 5, 2017 13:00:44 GMT 10 anastasia said:

And OMG WE ARE SUCH NERDS! Duncan's embarrassed because his parents are nerds! Tee hee
(while the babysitter and her boyfriend who are going to "teach" these two late 30s adolescents
how to play D&D are right there)

Also the way they never support that baby's head gives me so much anxiety.

Also is it really the "beekeeper" when they're dealing with infestations in people's homes rather
than raising bees in hives? idk.

And Bailey's overacting re the bird's nests. Ugh. A combination of looking gormless while
she tries to think of what to say / how best to exaggerate her enthusiasm so she gets
a pat on the back. Poor kid.

Also, it seems like they are trying to push the D&D thing because it's starting to become more mainstream now, with it coming out that a lot of famous people play (i personally enjoyed watching Dylan Sprouse's pug crawl d&d live streams).

It also shows how out of touch of reality they are. I literally haven't heard anyone say "nerd" since 2004. This is probably the most accepting the world has been of "geek culture" why the fuck are they putting that down?

Well gee, it seems like Jessica has so many things she's been waiting her whole life to do - get slimed, play D&D- yup, seems super genuine.

Jul 5, 2017 13:00:44 GMT 10 anastasia said:

And OMG WE ARE SUCH NERDS! Duncan's embarrassed because his parents are nerds! Tee hee
(while the babysitter and her boyfriend who are going to "teach" these two late 30s adolescents
how to play D&D are right there)

Also the way they never support that baby's head gives me so much anxiety.

Also is it really the "beekeeper" when they're dealing with infestations in people's homes rather
than raising bees in hives? idk.

And Bailey's overacting re the bird's nests. Ugh. A combination of looking gormless while
she tries to think of what to say / how best to exaggerate her enthusiasm so she gets
a pat on the back. Poor kid.

I want you guys so badly to tell me they were joking and aren't trying to learn how to play D&D. Oh my god that must be so excruciating for the person teaching them. if you want play it seriously there is so much to it, I'm sure they'll think it's way too hard and will quit it

I found Coal's Snapchat of Duncan on the couch with all the safety cones so bizarre. Like??? Who does that? I guess he's young enough that the way they have him propped, he won't roll over. But all the blankets (too much) and it's so warm today. Idk it was just so weird.

Poor Jessica....has SOOOOOO many kids, she can't find 15 seconds to eat anything in the morning. So, Chef Chris is in the kitchen making her a breakfast burrito.

Chris needs to find a place in life where he doesn't have women telling him what to do 24/7...(and I'm a woman)!

Like someone else said, I hope they don't have another kid because 4 seems like way too many for them.

What in the WORLD would Jess do if Chris had an 8-5 job away from the house??!

Jul 5, 2017 13:37:12 GMT 10 smashleigh said:

Jul 5, 2017 13:00:44 GMT 10 anastasia said:

And OMG WE ARE SUCH NERDS! Duncan's embarrassed because his parents are nerds! Tee hee
(while the babysitter and her boyfriend who are going to "teach" these two late 30s adolescents
how to play D&D are right there)

Also the way they never support that baby's head gives me so much anxiety.

Also is it really the "beekeeper" when they're dealing with infestations in people's homes rather
than raising bees in hives? idk.

And Bailey's overacting re the bird's nests. Ugh. A combination of looking gormless while
she tries to think of what to say / how best to exaggerate her enthusiasm so she gets
a pat on the back. Poor kid.

I want you guys so badly to tell me they were joking and aren't trying to learn how to play D&D. Oh my god that must be so excruciating for the person teaching them. if you want play it seriously there is so much to it, I'm sure they'll think it's way too hard and will quit it

My husband plays (with the same friends he's been playing with since middle school), I don't but honestly you have a new baby who is not get sleeping reliably. It's not the time to learn anything like that. Wait a few months until your life settles down.

Hey guys,

Just to quickly jump in, Smash and i have decided to close the Josh votes a few days early because

1) barely anyone has voted in the last 2 days

and

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Sorry to those who did not want the Josh stuff here, or missed out on a vote, however we will be revisiting the votes at 1000 members.

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Jul 5, 2017 12:40:59 GMT 10 Onyxmom90 said:

Came here to laugh at the fact her picture from the mural got tagged. She pushed the fact it doesn't look like her, but the more she argued it didn't the more I saw the resemblance. Funny how that works.

It DOES look like her...and she knows it does. Hunty is trying too hard to convince others it doesnt.
And if her face was the only one "tagged"..Id bet money she had one of her friends/fam do it.

Jul 5, 2017 12:45:16 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

"DUNCAN DUNCAN BIG SMILE DUNCAN HEY DUNCAN SMILE DUNCAN JUST SMILE PLEASE DUNCAN DUNCAN DUNCAN DUNCAN DUNCAN DUNCAN SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE"

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why don't they edit out the 15 straight minutes of pestering the poor baby and keep IN the moment when he smiles.(if he ever does.)

Dunkie better smile soon or they will make him participate in the Bean Boozle challenge for some views.

So on Teeny's snap... They are all visiting the mural. Laughing about it being tagged. (does look like hers was only one tagged)
Teeny asks her son "Who is that,Jackson?"
Jackson: "Auntie Panties"
Teeny tries to assert there is no resemblance...lol!
Out of the mouth of babes!!

Those are definitely Colleen's hands? She doesn't have a ring on in the family pictures she posted, but her mom does. Could they be her mom's hands?

Yeah.. lol. Just realized it was probably someone else's since someone has to hold the phone. She was just really in Duncan's face so that slipped right past me.

Edit: well just know if she ever does wear a ring on her wedding ring finger, I'm on it. 😎

Jul 5, 2017 14:13:42 GMT 10 annabanana said:

Yeah.. lol. Just realized it was probably someone else's since someone has to hold to phone. She was just really in Duncan's face so that slipped right past me.

😂😂😂 womp womp!

If they are her hands she'd probably make up some bullshit excuse to wear a ring on her wedding finger like "I got it for myself so I'll know I need to love myself!" Or, "I'm married to my job/fans/Kory!"

Guys i' m living for the colleen exposure thread! Keep posting!

"I don't pick up a camera during school, because..."- Jessica


Oh hi, Jessica.

Jul 5, 2017 14:47:39 GMT 10 icantevenrightnow said:

"I don't pick up a camera during school, because..."- Jessica


Oh hi, Jessica.

"I don't really do much"

No sign of Erik in Colleen's snapchats at the fireworks, though she probably buried him in the sand until the cameras went away

Jul 5, 2017 7:52:03 GMT 10 dreamcatcher said:

Jul 5, 2017 7:07:05 GMT 10 lurker said:

Dying to know if Erik took that picture 😂

I agree about her shoving her "best friends" into a category of "sassy gay men" and failing to acknowledge any other traits that they have. Kory looks so over her lately. She must be exhausting to be around, especially 24/7. I think he feels obligated to her for taking him in, or whatever it was that she did for him that got him all emotional.
But he's seeming more and more distant and I hope for his own sanity and dignity he steps away from her after this HBO fiasco is over with.

Yeah idk why she has to announce that Kory is gay every fucking picture. Maybe it's part of her "rebelling" against her upbringing and throwing it in her parents face while also trying to "prove" how cool and liberal she is.

I also get strong racist vibes from her, especially after the way she massively disrespected/mocked Whitney Houston's tragic death for her shitty low-budget comedy act. Colleen is the type to keep one token black bestie around (first Glozell, then Todrick).

ALSO: Should I feel good or bad that I have no earthly clue "D&D" is? 😂

Jul 5, 2017 14:55:13 GMT 10 beamishly said:

No sign of Erik in Colleen's snapchats at the fireworks, though she probably buried him in the sand until the cameras went away

He'll probably be in the vlog though maybe she doesn't feel like disclosing why he's there on snapchat

Jul 5, 2017 14:55:13 GMT 10 beamishly said:

No sign of Erik in Colleen's snapchats at the fireworks, though she probably buried him in the sand until the cameras went away

He's locked in the closet in the Miranda room.

What if she hides him in the vlog too?
Colleen: "Man, I love the beach! But this heat is making me thirsty!"
*Erik's hand comes out of a cooler and hands her a drink*

If they ever want to repaint the mural at her high school I submit this photo for consideration. I suppose this doesn't look like her either.

Jul 5, 2017 13:00:44 GMT 10 anastasia said:

And OMG WE ARE SUCH NERDS! Duncan's embarrassed because his parents are nerds! Tee hee
(while the babysitter and her boyfriend who are going to "teach" these two late 30s adolescents
how to play D&D are right there)

Also the way they never support that baby's head gives me so much anxiety.

Also is it really the "beekeeper" when they're dealing with infestations in people's homes rather
than raising bees in hives? idk.

And Bailey's overacting re the bird's nests. Ugh. A combination of looking gormless while
she tries to think of what to say / how best to exaggerate her enthusiasm so she gets
a pat on the back. Poor kid.

Same!!!! I was watching Colleen's snap from today and I'm like OMG HIS HEAD IS JERKING EVERYWHERE!!! He's still too little! 😩😭 but they just think it's the funniest thing.

also regarding trying to invite "like a bunch of people up to Santa Barbara" there was no one. I didn't see Erik either. Loner coalleen. Pretends to have friends for the viewzzzzz 🙄

Jul 5, 2017 15:02:22 GMT 10 yograndma said:

If they ever want to repaint the mural at her high school I submit this photo for consideration. I suppose this doesn't look like her either.

Thats a terrible picture!!!! 😂😂😂😂 god bless Lmao I love it. 

The cringe is strong with this one.

Jul 5, 2017 15:09:03 GMT 10 eybb said:

also regarding trying to invite "like a bunch of people up to Santa Barbara" there was no one. I didn't see Erik either. Loner coalleen. Pretends to have friends for the viewzzzzz 🙄

Well her friend John was there--we were just talking about him having gone missing since the divorce. Kory looked over it in the snaps.