Crusty erikleen & the child slave labor shillingers part 6

Also I re-watched the vlog and notice how Gabbie and Colleen are saying how there is a "healthier option" and behind them was the box Erik brought except way earlier...


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Jul 4, 2017 19:18:46 GMT 10 lurker said:

Also I re-watched the vlog and notice how Gabbie and Colleen are saying how there is a "healthier option" and behind them was the box Erik brought except way earlier...


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

She is desperate to be caught. I think she'll start being seen in public with him soon

Why does she act like Mac and Cheese with Tuna is so weird when it's essentially a tuna pasta bake?

Jul 4, 2017 21:02:15 GMT 10 imnotbothered said:

Why does she act like Mac and Cheese with Tuna is so weird when it's essentially a tuna pasta bake?

Because apparently if you like "weird" things and have terrible  personal hygiene it makes you quirky and cute 🙄

Interesting how someone who claims not to wash her body keeps a loofah in the shower...

Also, I'm pretty sure the purple and tan bottle at the end is Aveeno body wash. I have the green version/scent lol.

I'm sure she has gross moments, like all of us do when we re tired and lazy af, but all the hyper-embellished "I'm nasty" stories are all for shock value and her inability to step outside of herself and actually be an interesting person with something of substance to say. She literally makes millions "creating content" about her yeasty vagina, feces, boobs, and an apparent fear of apple stickers.

Anyway, I've already posted my thoughts on this before, and this is all so petty and trivial, but I wanted to share this pic to add to our "Colleen is a fucking pathological liar" file.

Jul 4, 2017 21:25:08 GMT 10 Burntheukelele said:

Interesting how someone who claims not to wash her body keeps a loofah in the shower...
View Attachment
Also, I'm pretty sure the purple and tan bottle at the end is Aveeno body wash. I have the green version/scent lol.

I'm sure she has gross moments, like all of us do when we re tired and lazy af, but all the hyper-embellished "I'm nasty" stories are all for shock value and her inability to step outside of herself and actually be an interesting person with something of substance to say. She literally makes millions "creating content" about her yeasty vagina, feces, boobs, and an apparent fear of apple stickers.

Anyway, I've already posted my thoughts on this before, and this is all so petty and trivial, but I wanted to share this pic to add to our "Colleen is a fucking pathological liar" file.

I feel like we're gonna need a "lies colleen has told" thread to document all of this shit soon

Dude. Let's do it!! Maybe we can create a separate thread in the Coline forum??

Jul 4, 2017 21:35:12 GMT 10 Burntheukelele said:

Dude. Let's do it!! Maybe we can create a separate thread in the Coline forum??

aight. We'll put all the facts/see if we can sort a timeline in, then i'll try and sort it so it makes more sense later

Jul 4, 2017 21:35:12 GMT 10 Burntheukelele said:

Dude. Let's do it!! Maybe we can create a separate thread in the Coline forum??

thegossipgarden.proboards.com/thread/91/colleen-timeline-fact-checker

done i've made a rule in it for no off topic discussion so we don't lose the actual content in there.

Yeah I think it's important that we keep it factual. If minions or whoever stop by, they'll see facts/proof.

Jul 4, 2017 21:55:55 GMT 10 Burntheukelele said:

Yeah I think it's important that we keep it factual. If minions or whoever stop by, they'll see facts/proof.

I've thrown a few lies she's said in there but i'm going blank now i actually have to think of things

The petty side of me really loves that during the vlog yesterday Gabbie pronounced her name as "CAHleen" like a normal person. I wonder how much she hates it when people do that.

Also, when she and Gabbie were singing I can't be the only one who thought Gabbie had a very nice voice while Coaleen sounded like she was struggling to hit a single note... She has absolutely ruined any chance she ever had at a career in music.

Jul 4, 2017 22:33:41 GMT 10 dreamcatcher said:

The petty side of me really loves that during the vlog yesterday Gabbie pronounced her name as "CAHleen" like a normal person. I wonder how much she hates it when people do that.

Also, when she and Gabbie were singing I can't be the only one who thought Gabbie had a very nice voice while Coaleen sounded like she was struggling to hit a single note... She has absolutely ruined any chance she ever had at a career in music.

Gabbie sounded so good next to CAHleen. And, didn't Gabbie laugh at one of CAHleen's notes and say, "We'll fix it later" or something like that?

I can't quite figure Gabbie out. Colleen doesn't seem like her type.

I know Colleen hangs out one on one with Glozell, but, other than Rachel, does she ever go out to lunch one on one with her best girl friends?

I noticed Teeny said she would see 4thofJulyBlueEyeshadowleen today, but I think Teeny hangs w the Ballingers as much for Rachel and Gwen as Colleen.

Part of me wonders if she didn't film with glozell because she was being too real with her and telling her to cut the shit. Glo seems like that really honest friend that keeps you in line out of love.

This was posted back in October.
#Mirandick two weeks after the divorce videos? Stay classy, Joblessica. 

Also, sometimes Erik's features kind of remind me of the Ballingers. I wouldn't be surprised if Colleen was driven by some sort of endogamic instinct (?) (Must preserve our precious genes).

He specially reminds me of Jacob (sorry little dude, you rock that look, he doesn't).

Jul 4, 2017 14:07:16 GMT 10 dreamcatcher said:

In today's vlog, I couldn't help but notice the GLARING difference between Gabbie's flawless and natural looking eyebrows, compared to the Sharpie art that Colleen uses.
Gabbie... help the girl out and teach her to do them properly or just leave them alone.

I didn't watch the vlog but I had to comment on this, since I always thought that Gabbie's eyebrows are the worst I've ever seen 80% of the time. She rearly gets them right. It crossed my mind that Colleen maybe saw it from her
I'm sad that I can't find one vlog where they were almost half of her forehead, I was surprised she didn't see that herself. But I don't watch her that much anymore so maybe she toned it down.

Jul 4, 2017 23:07:08 GMT 10 notsane said:

View Attachment

This was posted back in October.
#Mirandick two weeks after the divorce videos? Stay classy, Joblessica. 

Also, sometimes Erik's features kind of remind me of the Ballingers. I wouldn't be surprised if Colleen was driven by some sort of endogamic instinct (?) (Must preserve our precious genes).

He specially reminds me of Jacob (sorry little dude, you rock that look, he doesn't).

View Attachment

Omg yes! I have always thought there was a resemblance between the two

Jul 4, 2017 23:32:35 GMT 10 bearsbeetsbattlestar said:

Jul 4, 2017 23:07:08 GMT 10 notsane said:

View Attachment

This was posted back in October.
#Mirandick two weeks after the divorce videos? Stay classy, Joblessica. 

Also, sometimes Erik's features kind of remind me of the Ballingers. I wouldn't be surprised if Colleen was driven by some sort of endogamic instinct (?) (Must preserve our precious genes).

He specially reminds me of Jacob (sorry little dude, you rock that look, he doesn't).

View Attachment

Omg yes! I have always thought there was a resemblance between the two

I have alwayyyssss thought this! It is quite strange

Jul 4, 2017 23:07:08 GMT 10 notsane said:

This was posted back in October.
#Mirandick two weeks after the divorce videos? Stay classy, Joblessica. 

Also, sometimes Erik's features kind of remind me of the Ballingers. I wouldn't be surprised if Colleen was driven by some sort of endogamic instinct (?) (Must preserve our precious genes).

He specially reminds me of Jacob (sorry little dude, you rock that look, he doesn't).

I hope someone, someday, disrespects Jessica's marriage as much as she did Josh/Colleen's marriage.

 

Jul 4, 2017 23:53:24 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

Jul 4, 2017 23:07:08 GMT 10 notsane said:

This was posted back in October.
#Mirandick two weeks after the divorce videos? Stay classy, Joblessica. 

Also, sometimes Erik's features kind of remind me of the Ballingers. I wouldn't be surprised if Colleen was driven by some sort of endogamic instinct (?) (Must preserve our precious genes).

He specially reminds me of Jacob (sorry little dude, you rock that look, he doesn't).

I hope someone, someday, disrespects Jessica's marriage as much as she did Josh/Colleen's marriage.

 

Her marriage is nothing but old love and staying tied together with kids. Chris is dropping those walls and showing his lack of interest in everyone

Jul 5, 2017 0:01:38 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

Jul 4, 2017 23:53:24 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

I hope someone, someday, disrespects Jessica's marriage as much as she did Josh/Colleen's marriage.

 

Her marriage is nothing but old love and staying tied together with kids. Chris is dropping those walls and showing his lack of interest in everyone

I found the Ballinger's and Colleen through Chris and his "Magic Mondays".  I found him to be awkward and it was kind of endearing. 

I look at him now as a manipulative asshole who puts on just as much of an act as his sister.  He just pulls it off a little stealthier.

The Ballinger's are going to fall one day and it's not going to be pretty.  I hope the kids will have some sort of safety net that is available to them.  Or at least have someone in that family truly looking out for them.

I've noticed too that whenever Erik is around the kids he tries to act like the way josh did. And he's taking Josh's spot too when it comes to Jacob. Jacob really liked josh and i think he liked him more than his parents because when josh hung out with him...he GENUINELY hung out with him without a camera in his face and just talked...and now he's gone. So when they were out to dinner in vegas and he "asked colleen out" it just seems like Jacob is wanting a man to look up to besides his dad. So it seems to me like he's trying to fill in the hole josh filled with Erik. Seems like it is gonna happen too. (If erikleen even last that long)
EDIT: that got deep...oh well haha I think that's what is happening tho. (It will be interesting to see what happens this 4th of July if Erik goes and how he and Jacob are around eachother)
ANOTHER EDIT: I even think there is a colleen vlog where Her and josh are walking into a restaurant and Jacob runs to josh and yells "JOOSSHHHY" and josh picks him up and says "JAAAAAKKEYY!!!" I forget which one tho..
LEELEE IF YOURE READING COULD YOU FIND THIS VLOG PLEASE?

Jul 5, 2017 0:01:38 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

Jul 4, 2017 23:53:24 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

I hope someone, someday, disrespects Jessica's marriage as much as she did Josh/Colleen's marriage.

 

Her marriage is nothing but old love and staying tied together with kids. Chris is dropping those walls and showing his lack of interest in everyone

He really is. I can only imagine the resentment he felt FINALLY getting a good job, a second season, then having to stay home serving half a gluten free pancake and a pretzel stick to each of his kids instead of being in Canada hobbing and nobbing with people who have their breasts covered and who use the f word. 

And, for God's sake, 4 kids seem too overwhelming for them!

Before baby Dunkie, you fed us our dinner crepe with one blueberry before 1:00am. -Bailey

Jul 5, 2017 0:31:39 GMT 10 randomer said:

I've noticed too that whenever Erik is around the kids he tries to act like the way josh did. And he's taking Josh's spot too when it comes to Jacob. Jacob really liked josh and i think he liked him more than his parents because when josh hung out with him...he GENUINELY hung out with him without a camera in his face and just talked...and now he's gone. So when they were out to dinner in vegas and he "asked colleen out" it just seems like Jacob is wanting a man to look up to besides his dad. So it seems to me like he's trying to fill in the hole josh filled with Erik. Seems like it is gonna happen too. (If erikleen even last that long)
EDIT: that got deep...oh well haha I think that's what is happening tho. (It will be interesting to see what happens this 4th of July if Erik goes and how he and Jacob are around eachother)
ANOTHER EDIT: I even think there is a colleen vlog where Her and josh are walking into a restaurant and Jacob runs to josh and yells "JOOSSHHHY" and josh picks him up and says "JAAAAAKKEYY!!!" I forget which one tho..

I hope josh got to say goodbye to those kids. He seemed to genuinely love them they've probably heard some nasty lies from the adults

I worry it's going to be anticlimactic, but I'm looking forward to watching the events unfold today. Happy 4th of July!

Jul 5, 2017 0:46:36 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

And, for God's sake, 4 kids seem too overwhelming for them!

Before baby Dunkie, you fed us our dinner crepe with one blueberry before 1:00am. -Bailey

Also poor parker will NEVER have his own room.

Jul 5, 2017 0:31:39 GMT 10 randomer said:

I've noticed too that whenever Erik is around the kids he tries to act like the way josh did. And he's taking Josh's spot too when it comes to Jacob. Jacob really liked josh and i think he liked him more than his parents because when josh hung out with him...he GENUINELY hung out with him without a camera in his face and just talked...and now he's gone. So when they were out to dinner in vegas and he "asked colleen out" it just seems like Jacob is wanting a man to look up to besides his dad. So it seems to me like he's trying to fill in the hole josh filled with Erik. Seems like it is gonna happen too. (If erikleen even last that long)
EDIT: that got deep...oh well haha I think that's what is happening tho. (It will be interesting to see what happens this 4th of July if Erik goes and how he and Jacob are around eachother)
ANOTHER EDIT: I even think there is a colleen vlog where Her and josh are walking into a restaurant and Jacob runs to josh and yells "JOOSSHHHY" and josh picks him up and says "JAAAAAKKEYY!!!" I forget which one tho..

I remember that vlog. Josh was so touched.

I agree with you about Josh and Erik. It's sad.

Colleen's July 4 vlog last year, they are walking to the fireworks. Colleen is talking to her camera and Josh is walking, holding Jacob's hand sort of far away from Colleen.

That was also when she is vlogging early, then later Josh shows up in the background. She doesn't even acknowledge him, so he acknowledges himself. Writing, meet wall.

Jul 5, 2017 0:50:07 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

Jul 5, 2017 0:46:36 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

And, for God's sake, 4 kids seem too overwhelming for them!

Before baby Dunkie, you fed us our dinner crepe with one blueberry before 1:00am. -Bailey

Also poor parker will NEVER have his own room.

Obviously there are parents who can have 4+ kids and handle it, but they definitely should've stopped already. And I hope they don't keep going. I guess they'll have bailey to be a mother as well just like those 19 Kids and Counting people made the older ones be moms.

I've noticed the whole Erik/Jacob relationship building. You can hear him playing with the kids behind the camera too in Vegas. Jessica always posts about him and Jake too.