Ballinger boob edition:vinegar tits, boobs&clickbaiting Pt 5

Jul 4, 2017 0:38:24 GMT 10 uniporn said:

This... is hands-down, the single greatest thing that has ever been posted in any thread on GG/GB/here. Where can I send your award lol

Why thank you. I post sparingly but try to keep the quality up!

You can send the award to:

69 Spread Happiness Street,
Pyscho Suckmantoes Avenue,
Obsessedwithyoungerversionsofmyformerself Town

In other news. I found this photo of the queent bee on one of the minions tweets. It terrifies me. I don't know why but it makes me feel uneasy when I look at it. 

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It's so weird to me it looks like her left side of her face is Miranda and her right side of her face is colleen in that picture! Creepy...

Jul 4, 2017 1:29:26 GMT 10 randomer said:

It's so weird to me it looks like her left side of her face is Miranda and her right side of her face is colleen in that picture! Creepy...

YES!!!

It's like a picture of two similar looking but different people! That's my nightmares for tonight sorted!

Also check out this book that was released a month before the human megaphone's book.

Jul 4, 2017 1:34:44 GMT 10 lurkylurk said:

Jul 4, 2017 1:29:26 GMT 10 randomer said:

It's so weird to me it looks like her left side of her face is Miranda and her right side of her face is colleen in that picture! Creepy...

YES!!!

It's like a picture of two similar looking but different people! That's my nightmares for tonight sorted!

Also check out this book that was released a month before the human megaphone's book.

Is it just me or does the child on the front slightly resemble bailey?

Had to do it!

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Jul 4, 2017 1:36:13 GMT 10 gossipgranny said:

Jul 4, 2017 1:34:44 GMT 10 lurkylurk said:

YES!!!

It's like a picture of two similar looking but different people! That's my nightmares for tonight sorted!

Also check out this book that was released a month before the human megaphone's book.

Is it just me or does the child on the front slightly resemble bailey?

That child super-dooper resembles Bailey. I thought it was her at first glance.

It's kinda disturbing how Erik's likes for the last year are almost all HBO, Colleen, or Ballinger related. I think we can all agree this is not normal costar behavior. Does anyone have any doubt anymore?

Lol I bet Colleen invited Gabbie and Manny on the premise of having a party to welcome Todrick. And Todrick blew her off! 😂 Also that's a huge house but Rachel and Matt moved into a 6 month rental instead of staying there as they had said they were going to. 

Tried to upload the snap of her, Gabbie and Manny watching their own videos. 🙄
Image is too big but wow exciting party, Colleen! 
If you need a hashtag for your next live stream it can be #narcissist

Jul 4, 2017 2:25:44 GMT 10 bixie said:

It's kinda disturbing how Erik's likes for the last year are almost all HBO, Colleen, or Ballinger related. I think we can all agree this is not normal costar behavior. Does anyone have any doubt anymore?

Nor is tagging a bunch of Miranda-Patrick ship accounts in your instagram pic.

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Jul 4, 2017 1:37:31 GMT 10 lurkylurk said:

Had to do it!

Woah.

At this point, for his sake, I hope the dude is dating her because otherwise his life is really, unbelievably boring, if that is all he has to talk about. He didn't seem like the type to get so involved in her fandom. It's weird.

Smeone on the last thread posted a photo that made me realize how significantly asymmetrical her face is. Her left eye, eyebrow, and ear are a good quarter of an inch lower than the right side. The left corner of her mouth is slightly higher, making that side of her face look scrunched in.




Also, some weight on her face really helps balance it out. 





Edit to add, Josh for comparison. Very slight asymmetry, normal. Also... it was way harder than it should have been to find a picture of him not making a weird face.

Jul 4, 2017 2:26:38 GMT 10 anastasia said:

Also that's a huge house but Rachel and Matt moved into a 6 month rental instead of staying there as they had said they were going to. 

Pretty sure that was mostly because the dog was not compatible with the cat.

Jul 4, 2017 2:37:12 GMT 10 astew12305 said:

Smeone on the last thread posted a photo that made me realize how significantly asymmetrical her face is. Her left eye, eyebrow, and ear are a good quarter of an inch lower than the right side. The left corner of her mouth is slightly higher, making that side of her face look scrunched in.


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Also, some weight on her face really helps balance it out. 


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Edit to add, Josh for comparison. Very slight asymmetry, normal. Also... it was way harder than it should have been to find a picture of him not making a weird face.


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That's probably why she can only make her "Miranda face" on one side and not the other. Eek.

Wether or not they are dating it's pretty obvious that he's trying to get in good with her family and fandom. It's kinda scary...and sad.

Saw this last night but was too tired to post it. Why does their family need to do every stupid task together?? I can only imagine how much of a nightmare it would be to have 4 children in a grocery store. 3 who are old enough to whine about what food they'd like in the cart but none that are old enough to help in any significant way and then another who's breastfeeding. Then he actually admits that the kids don't eat dinner until after 11 pm!? Chris and Jess need to organize their lives ASAP. I know 4 kids is a lot and moving is a lot but they need a better system. What time are the meals each day, who is in charge of what chores, what day does the shopping get done and the unpacking etc etc. Chris probably ended up buying "more than he expected" because rhe kids were demanding he buy real food because they're sick of eating apples and pretzels for meals. The more i see how much they don't have their shit together the more i am astonished. 

Jul 3, 2017 23:52:17 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

Jul 3, 2017 23:48:08 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

<tongue snap> "Spread happiness AND yeast!" -Colleen

Maybe to catch colleen we need to pay more attention to erik. Shes a master at hiding. I doubt he is

I feel it's a good bet he'll be in SB with her for their annual July4th get together. So... There should be a TON of different vlogs,snaps, pics that could potentially have them macking on each other in the background. I bet she doesn't let Erik walk thru the tunnel alone.

Erik must have strongly urged to add this kiss scene in. People have already mentioned how out of character it was. I thought people who kissed before marriage were "whores"..?

For a minute I didn't realize that the photo was from the show! 😂 (The angle threw me off) but yeah when I watched the scene I could see some colleen shining through.
EDIT: also her vid is now #30 on trending 🤔

Jul 4, 2017 3:16:39 GMT 10 leeleelurker said:

Erik must have strongly urged to add this kiss scene in. People have already mentioned how out of character it was. I thought people who kissed before marriage were "whores"..?

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I could see them conspiring together like "We've been bouncing around some ideas...that result in us making out"

Does Erik have family? It doesn't seem like his social media mentions any ever, which is fine, but unusual.

Jul 4, 2017 3:12:15 GMT 10 kenncampbell said:

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Saw this last night but was too tired to post it. Why does their family need to do every stupid task together?? I can only imagine how much of a nightmare it would be to have 4 children in a grocery store. 3 who are old enough to whine about what food they'd like in the cart but none that are old enough to help in any significant way and then another who's breastfeeding. Then he actually admits that the kids don't eat dinner until after 11 pm!? Chris and Jess need to organize their lives ASAP. I know 4 kids is a lot and moving is a lot but they need a better system. What time are the meals each day, who is in charge of what chores, what day does the shopping get done and the unpacking etc etc. Chris probably ended up buying "more than he expected" because rhe kids were demanding he buy real food because they're sick of eating apples and pretzels for meals. The more i see how much they don't have their shit together the more i am astonished. 

no my friends have 4 kids between 6months and 8yo one of which is autistic and the baby has a genetic disorder where her body will just go limp and she can't hold herself up, they still manage to clean up just fine, make sure all the kids are presentable, do shopping, arts, crafts, etc and have the kids bathed, fed and in bed by 8 o clock latest, even when they have company! So Chris and Jessica are just lazy as fuuuuuuu

Jul 4, 2017 3:12:15 GMT 10 kenncampbell said:

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Saw this last night but was too tired to post it. Why does their family need to do every stupid task together?? I can only imagine how much of a nightmare it would be to have 4 children in a grocery store. 3 who are old enough to whine about what food they'd like in the cart but none that are old enough to help in any significant way and then another who's breastfeeding. Then he actually admits that the kids don't eat dinner until after 11 pm!? Chris and Jess need to organize their lives ASAP. I know 4 kids is a lot and moving is a lot but they need a better system. What time are the meals each day, who is in charge of what chores, what day does the shopping get done and the unpacking etc etc. Chris probably ended up buying "more than he expected" because rhe kids were demanding he buy real food because they're sick of eating apples and pretzels for meals. The more i see how much they don't have their shit together the more i am astonished. 

Saw that too... Its a damn shame. I get the feeling those 3 kids are constantly hungry. At least they seemed to be fed well while at Gwen's.
The other night, was the only thing they ate for dinner was artichokes?
And growing up, my mom always took my 2 younger sisters and myself to the grocery store by herself because my dad was at work. It was 'normal' and my mom was actually easily capable of shopping with 3 kids aged 5 and under...by herself. I don't understand why Jessica seems incapable of actually cooking or grocery shopping on her own..
And wtf are they buying new shit at Ikea when they haven't even began to scratch the surface of unpacking all the bullshit they moved to their new house?! Hoarder parents that make their kids donate stuff to be able to get frigging fidget spinners..while the parents hoard useless shit from 30 years ago.

Jul 4, 2017 3:16:39 GMT 10 leeleelurker said:

Erik must have strongly urged to add this kiss scene in. People have already mentioned how out of character it was. I thought people who kissed before marriage were "whores"..?

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Also I think her devoting an entire video to his "Long day on set" was really weird

I guess the passion of this scene is what throws me off. Miranda has always been the really socially awkward character that is averse to touch. The few times that she came close to kissing in her videos, she would stick her tongue out before and gross the other person out. I guess the idea here is that she finally found the person (basically the male version of her) who makes her want to do that but it just seems off.

Jul 4, 2017 3:29:37 GMT 10 bixie said:

Does Erik have family? It doesn't seem like his social media mentions any ever, which is fine, but unusual.

He's posted some pictures of his family on instagram in the past, he's about to be fully assimiliated into the Ballinger family (if he hasn't already) so it probably doesn't really matter

Colleen posted this video on ColonVlogs reacting to Superfruit's new EP.
Now I love Pentatonix and Superfruit, however her "reaction" is SO fake. 
"Love, omg, geniuses, so good, this is everything, what a bop" (blank emotionless face)

Jul 4, 2017 3:39:52 GMT 10 leeleelurker said:

I guess the passion of this scene is what throws me off. Miranda has always been the really socially awkward character that is averse to touch. The few times that she came close to kissing in her videos, she would stick her tongue out before and gross the other person out. I guess the idea here is that she finally found the person (basically the male version of her) who makes her want to do that but it just seems off.

he looks really ugly here

Jul 4, 2017 3:31:19 GMT 10 verukasalt said:

Jul 4, 2017 3:12:15 GMT 10 kenncampbell said:

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Saw this last night but was too tired to post it. Why does their family need to do every stupid task together?? I can only imagine how much of a nightmare it would be to have 4 children in a grocery store. 3 who are old enough to whine about what food they'd like in the cart but none that are old enough to help in any significant way and then another who's breastfeeding. Then he actually admits that the kids don't eat dinner until after 11 pm!? Chris and Jess need to organize their lives ASAP. I know 4 kids is a lot and moving is a lot but they need a better system. What time are the meals each day, who is in charge of what chores, what day does the shopping get done and the unpacking etc etc. Chris probably ended up buying "more than he expected" because rhe kids were demanding he buy real food because they're sick of eating apples and pretzels for meals. The more i see how much they don't have their shit together the more i am astonished. 

Saw that too... Its a damn shame. I get the feeling those 3 kids are constantly hungry. At least they seemed to be fed well while at Gwen's.
The other night, was the only thing they ate for dinner was artichokes?
And growing up, my mom always took my 2 younger sisters and myself to the grocery store by herself because my dad was at work. It was 'normal' and my mom was actually easily capable of shopping with 3 kids aged 5 and under...by herself. I don't understand why Jessica seems incapable of actually cooking or grocery shopping on her own..
And wtf are they buying new shit at Ikea when they haven't even began to scratch the surface of unpacking all the bullshit they moved to their new house?! Hoarder parents that make their kids donate stuff to be able to get frigging fidget spinners..while the parents hoard useless shit from 30 years ago.

Realistically, filming isnt THAT big of a chunk of Jessica's time, so wtf is she doing that she cannot feed her kids before 11? I've seen them ear dinner when they go out but that's it.