Ballinger boob edition:vinegar tits, boobs&clickbaiting Pt 5

Does anyone get the feeling that Colin made Josh feel like less of a man during their relationship? Josh's conservative upbringing seems like he would feel more secure as the breadwinner and being able to be the one to care for his wife and household. She seems like the type to get nasty during an argument, or if she were backed into a corner. Maybe hitting him below the belt about how he wouldn't have any YouTube success if it weren't for her or how SHE supports HIM? I don't know, I just get that vibe from her.

Jun 28, 2017 3:38:21 GMT 10 dreamcatcher said:

Does anyone get the feeling that Colin made Josh feel like less of a man during their relationship? Josh's conservative upbringing seems like he would feel more secure as the breadwinner and being able to be the one to care for his wife and household. She seems like the type to get nasty during an argument, or if she were backed into a corner. Maybe hitting him below the belt about how he wouldn't have any YouTube success if it weren't for her or how SHE supports HIM? I don't know, I just get that vibe from her.

yeah I feel like she would bring it up a lot that she earns more than him

Jun 28, 2017 3:38:21 GMT 10 dreamcatcher said:

Does anyone get the feeling that Colin made Josh feel like less of a man during their relationship? Josh's conservative upbringing seems like he would feel more secure as the breadwinner and being able to be the one to care for his wife and household. She seems like the type to get nasty during an argument, or if she were backed into a corner. Maybe hitting him below the belt about how he wouldn't have any YouTube success if it weren't for her or how SHE supports HIM? I don't know, I just get that vibe from her.

Absolutely! I think you're right. She did it with that Seven Years song. I'll bet she brought up What's Up Internet. And, I said this before, I'll bet she hated HATED his pink hair.  

If she sensed a more masculine energy coming from another guy, that might have attracted her. 

Being unhappy in a marriage and leaving before kids is one thing.  (thank God Josh doesn't have to deal with her for the next 18+ years.)  But, CHEATING is a character thing, not a bad marriage thing.

Jun 28, 2017 3:40:23 GMT 10 imnotbothered said:

Jun 28, 2017 3:38:21 GMT 10 dreamcatcher said:

Does anyone get the feeling that Colin made Josh feel like less of a man during their relationship? Josh's conservative upbringing seems like he would feel more secure as the breadwinner and being able to be the one to care for his wife and household. She seems like the type to get nasty during an argument, or if she were backed into a corner. Maybe hitting him below the belt about how he wouldn't have any YouTube success if it weren't for her or how SHE supports HIM? I don't know, I just get that vibe from her.

yeah I feel like she would bring it up a lot that she earns more than him

Also, a couple of us mentioned how last spring,she said a few times one of her peeves was when others use money that isn't their money. She might as well have added "Josh" at the end of that sentence.

Bitch. 

And... this is what happens when you have a nasty woman as your role model...

Jun 28, 2017 0:47:55 GMT 10 verukasalt said:

Love the thread title!!
Does anyone know when collie stopped wearing her wedding band? I know she didn't wear it for very long... Made some baloney excuse that she liked just the engagement ring alone..but I just cant remember when she completely stopped wearing the band.
Also.. Iirc.. She changed her social media name to ballinger-evans (or was it just evans?) for a hot second. I recall when she changed everything back to just a form of colleen... Saying she didn't want to confuse people or some such nonsense. I could see not changing her name professionally to begin with..but since she did, only to change it again..the timing on that may be interesting. In retrospect, you can see all the little things she was doing that were flat out preparing for divorce.

She wore her rings a lot but was definitely weird with the names. When she left a voice mail for a fan she said "This is Colleen Evans...or Ballinger, depending on how I'm feeling that day" Like wtf??

Jun 28, 2017 3:47:01 GMT 10 budofly said:

And... this is what happens when you have a nasty woman as your role model...

Dear god.... that's actually terrifying 

Yeah I remember y'all were talking about a livestream that got deleted/private becuase she was spilling some beans. I think if I remember correctly that was the one were someone asked how she was feeling and she something like "well right now I'm kinda sad....then later I'll be happy....then I'll be mad...then I'll be sad again...then I'll be mad...and then happy again." And she was making a lot of snarky remarks saying stuff and kinda rambling like "well sometimes people will..." 
and "well sometimes life just......" I think that's the livestream y'all said she spilt a lot of tea in subtle way. 
EDIT: this is also the livestream I think someone asked her about her rings and said how often do you wear them and she said "depends on the day" or something like that.

Jun 28, 2017 0:47:19 GMT 10 dreamcatcher said:

Does anyone else see it too?

That first one was actually the first one for me and I instantly didn't like her. Because I didn't think she was joking at all, she just looked bitchy to me.

This was cute

This is that live stream. She sounds like she's on the brink of insanity while trying to pretend that everything will be JUST PEACHY. I remember this being so hard to watch when it came out. And it was just 20 DAYS before the divorce announcement. It was so dishonest and disrespectful to Josh and her fans.

EDIT: Some good time stamps are 27:55, 29:45, 31:30, 33:40 and 36:20

I just saw a snippet of the water balloon fight clickbait bollocks.

Parker is certainly turning out to be rather precious.

Fucking hell, give me strength.

Jun 28, 2017 4:19:19 GMT 10 @ackack said:

I just saw a snippet of the water balloon fight clickbait bollocks.

Parker is certainly turning out to be rather precious.

Fucking hell, give me strength.

him crying because people didn't you HIM to throw their balloon at?! My parents would have full on had a go at me and told me to stop being so selfish and ruining other people's fun 😂

Okay so in that livestream when she found out joey and Daniel were watching she said "OHYGOSH joey and Daniel are watching....yeah if you're still watching you're just going to see me do my make up for like 10 minutes and log off hahah And if you came for the tea gurl *laughs* that ain't gonna happen" what the heck?!

Jun 28, 2017 4:21:46 GMT 10 imnotbothered said:

Jun 28, 2017 4:19:19 GMT 10 @ackack said:

I just saw a snippet of the water balloon fight clickbait bollocks.

Parker is certainly turning out to be rather precious.

Fucking hell, give me strength.

him crying because people didn't you HIM to throw their balloon at?! My parents would have full on had a go at me and told me to stop being so selfish and ruining other people's fun 😂

That was just so weird, and of course the camera kept rolling, and even zoomed in a little when he first started crying and not asking him if he was ok straight away.

Jun 28, 2017 4:28:17 GMT 10 @ackack said:

Jun 28, 2017 4:21:46 GMT 10 imnotbothered said:

him crying because people didn't you HIM to throw their balloon at?! My parents would have full on had a go at me and told me to stop being so selfish and ruining other people's fun 😂

That was just so weird, and of course the camera kept rolling, and even zoomed in a little when he first started crying and not asking him if he was ok straight away.

he was literally crying because he wasn't getting his own way and rather than telling him it can't be his way all the time they told the other kids to do what he wanted them to

So did it seem like she already had the divorce ready during this livestream to any of y'all as well? Like it was planned? Someone asked her if she was gonna bring anyone in tour and she was like "oh yeah kory and all my friends and heather and stuff" usually when she gets asked that she always says "I'm trying to get josh to come to a couple" or "I think josh is gonna come to my *insert city here* show" and there was no mention of him during this one?
Edit: do y'all think she did one of those kinda like "bombshell" divorce things were like josh came home and she was like "I want a divorce I'm done blah blah blah here is the paper work have your lawyer contact my lawyer and I need you to move out Kay thanks!" 

Jun 28, 2017 3:47:01 GMT 10 budofly said:

And... this is what happens when you have a nasty woman as your role model...

 I can't even deal with this.  WTF?

Also, I just envisioned a kid losing their wig and then dropping to the floor, rocking back and forth and screaming "She's a fucking woman who deserves all the love and happiness....blah blah blah"  Which made me laugh, a lot.  

Is it just me or did erik look at her in a very intense way too penetrating way to just be friends

Plus he wasn't looking in camera he was just making googly eyes at her and she cut it there

Hmmm definitely makes me think

Jun 28, 2017 4:49:41 GMT 10 randomer said:

So did it seem like she already had the divorce ready during this livestream to any of y'all as well? Like it was planned? Someone asked her if she was gonna bring anyone in tour and she was like "oh yeah kory and all my friends and heather and stuff" usually when she gets asked that she always says "I'm trying to get josh to come to a couple" or "I think josh is gonna come to my *insert city here* show" and there was no mention of him during this one?
Edit: do y'all think she did one of those kinda like "bombshell" divorce things were like josh came home and she was like "I want a divorce I'm done blah blah blah here is the paper work have your lawyer contact my lawyer and I need you to move out Kay thanks!" 

It seems to me that this was the week that she requested or filed for the divorce. She seems super stressed and mentioned a couple of times that "it's been a rough week, a lot going on" and she was behind on posting videos because of it. I definitely think she either told him she was throwing in the towel, or that's when all the preliminary court-stuff was being handled. 
At least that's how it sounded to me.

Jun 28, 2017 5:06:24 GMT 10 lurker said:

Hmmm definitely makes me think

Damn it, good catch. No personal space...

He's so unattractive...

Jun 28, 2017 5:29:17 GMT 10 notsane said:

Jun 28, 2017 5:06:24 GMT 10 lurker said:

Hmmm definitely makes me think

Damn it, good catch. No personal space...

He's so unattractive...

Wow, this is very telling. This is how I'd stand with my husband if we were waiting in line at the movies or something... Where did you find this picture? 

Jun 28, 2017 5:14:48 GMT 10 dreamcatcher said:

Jun 28, 2017 4:49:41 GMT 10 randomer said:

So did it seem like she already had the divorce ready during this livestream to any of y'all as well? Like it was planned? Someone asked her if she was gonna bring anyone in tour and she was like "oh yeah kory and all my friends and heather and stuff" usually when she gets asked that she always says "I'm trying to get josh to come to a couple" or "I think josh is gonna come to my *insert city here* show" and there was no mention of him during this one?
Edit: do y'all think she did one of those kinda like "bombshell" divorce things were like josh came home and she was like "I want a divorce I'm done blah blah blah here is the paper work have your lawyer contact my lawyer and I need you to move out Kay thanks!" 

It seems to me that this was the week that she requested or filed for the divorce. She seems super stressed and mentioned a couple of times that "it's been a rough week, a lot going on" and she was behind on posting videos because of it. I definitely think she either told him she was throwing in the towel, or that's when all the preliminary court-stuff was being handled. 
At least that's how it sounded to me.

Could be, but she also mentioned a few times that everything was going to be ok and hard stuff happens in life but it's ok etc etc. i think they were just fighting a lot because she booked another fucking tour and Josh was very unhappy at that point because she was just not investing in their marriage. Not sure she had already decided on divorcing him. I do think that they had a massive fight after playlist and she just said I'm divorcing you and never looked back.

I find her relationship with her fans massively unhealthy and it exudes mental illness from that livestream: 'you guys are my close friends'. What. The hell. It's insane to hear at what point she takes the grooming, it's horrible.

Also Josh always talked with tenderness about their time spent living in NY as a young couple in love who struggled to get by but was happy and having fun and hustling etc. she talks about it with resentment as if it was a terrible period and couldn't wait to go back to Cali and be famous already. Ugh, Coal.

Jun 28, 2017 3:21:29 GMT 10 AK713 said:

Jun 28, 2017 3:07:50 GMT 10 @natalie said:

I agree it always annoys me about the characters too. Granted she has always had her uncle but in tv land they need more than just two characters. 

She talks complete and utter bullshit. 

Her bosses prob said we are gonna need more in depth characters and she prob made up a cock and bull story how they were always in her head but she's never ever mentioned them in any Miranda videos ever. 

Exactly!  She didn't have Patrick or the sister in her head at all.  I believe I saw a vlog of hers before she moved to Canada where she says that Patrick and "another character" were the hardest to cast because they were kind of spun up for the show so it was hard to really get a grasp of what they were looking for.  But then, in the video on psycho where the cast was watching their casting videos - she said Erik was the first one cast because they just KNEW he was "Patrick".  She's so full of shit. 
(I'm at work right now but will try to find the videos and link them when I can)

OK: hopefully this works.  So - she didn't specifically say the characters they hadn't casted (and this is the night before she leaves) but said there were a couple of lead roles they were having a hard time casting (because they hadn't lived in her head for 10 years like the uncle and mom)  (if the video doesn't post it's Good Bye LA on her vlog channel - starts around 2:30 or so)



And here's the vid where she talks about casting Patrick (Haters Back Off Cast Auditions - around :35)



I totally realize I could be reading too much into this but I feel like the only main characters were her uncle, mom, patrick and the sister.  I know there were a few other people like the pastor and the kid miranda has a crush on but I don't consider them lead roles.  


Edit: I don't know how to embed a video.  

Jun 28, 2017 5:38:20 GMT 10 idontthinkso said:

Jun 28, 2017 5:14:48 GMT 10 dreamcatcher said:

It seems to me that this was the week that she requested or filed for the divorce. She seems super stressed and mentioned a couple of times that "it's been a rough week, a lot going on" and she was behind on posting videos because of it. I definitely think she either told him she was throwing in the towel, or that's when all the preliminary court-stuff was being handled. 
At least that's how it sounded to me.

Could be, but she also mentioned a few times that everything was going to be ok and hard stuff happens in life but it's ok etc etc. i think they were just fighting a lot because she booked another fucking tour and Josh was very unhappy at that point because she was just not investing in their marriage. Not sure she had already decided on divorcing him. I do think that they had a massive fight after playlist and she just said I'm divorcing you and never looked back.

I find her relationship with her fans massively unhealthy and it exudes mental illness from that livestream: 'you guys are my close friends'. What. The hell. It's insane to hear at what point she takes the grooming, it's horrible.

Also Josh always talked with tenderness about their time spent living in NY as a young couple in love who struggled to get by but was happy and having fun and hustling etc. she talks about it with resentment as if it was a terrible period and couldn't wait to go back to Cali and be famous already. Ugh, Coal.

Agreed regarding the grooming of the fans. Saw that bit too about considering them her close friends. WTH.

Also at 8:04, someone asked to see Shadow and she brushed it off pretty quickly saying he was "Josh's dog" and they weren't home.

Whenever I've posted a vid before I've just copied & pasted URL, try taking the letter s out from the http idk

Jun 28, 2017 5:36:23 GMT 10 dreamcatcher said:

Jun 28, 2017 5:29:17 GMT 10 notsane said:

Damn it, good catch. No personal space...

He's so unattractive...

Wow, this is very telling. This is how I'd stand with my husband if we were waiting in line at the movies or something... Where did you find this picture? 

It's a screenshot of her last vlog. I watched it again, though, and they're not as close as it looks in the reflection, but... still weird.

This video is so awkward. Colleen just chimes in a couple lines cause her talent level is not in the same universe as grace's. Just awkwardly trying to keep up on her ukulele and then splicing in vidcon clips to distract. Awkward awkward awkward. But in addition, I'd never heard Grace before vidcon and holy crap she is incredible!!!!!! I can't believe she's only 13.

She didn't even know the lyrics except "dancing in the moonlight"...I can't'! Goodbye everybody! I'm ded! 😂😂 so much for her being one of colleens favorite musicians