Mirleen the mess & the thirsty Ballingers Part 2

I never watch Rachel's videos. Ever. But for some reason I just watched her tasting summer treats video. This led to two questions:

1. I know we discuss this often, but seriously, why does she yell everything? Does she think her microphone won't pick her up? Does her voice not have an "inside" volume? Why, why does she do this?

2. Why do all of the Ballingers burp so much? I have never in my entire life known anyone who burps as constantly as they do. Do they have esophageal problems? Do they really think people want to hear or see that?

Why, Ballingers? Why are you so annoying?

Hello, long time lurker emerging from the shadows.

If/when Rachel or Colon have kids, do you guys think they're going to raise them like Chris and Jess are with the homeschool, religious classes, minimal netflix exposure, etc? I know they had a weird childhood themselves but I'm torn on what direction they'd go in with their own spawn.

Jun 11, 2017 22:48:27 GMT 10 yograndma said:

I'm one of 5 kids and I can't stand the way PB & J are all over the baby when he's on the floor so I don't think you need to be an only child in order to find this really uncomfortable. I would never have let anyone lean over my babies like that. I would have been so scared of them being squashed and hurt. How Chris and Jessica can sit there and film this stresses me out. They're either really relaxed, easy-going and trusting or just really stupid.
On a completely different note - are Josh and Colon (and the Ballinger hangers-ons) going to be at Vidcon? I thought they were and I was surprised that nobody was speculating about the possibility of them running into each other.

I've brought this up once, but it wasn't here at GG. It will definitely be interesting I'm sure.

Jun 12, 2017 5:09:09 GMT 10 lurk said:

Hello, long time lurker emerging from the shadows.

If/when Rachel or Colon have kids, do you guys think they're going to raise them like Chris and Jess are with the homeschool, religious classes, minimal netflix exposure, etc? I know they had a weird childhood themselves but I'm torn on what direction they'd go in with their own spawn.

I think rachel will have her shit together and will be strict. I think colleen will be a lot like my own parents. There for the fun stuff but grandparents there for the harder stuff. I don't think at this stage she could handle it

Vidcon is next week and she has a show in two. Should we start a bet on when the shoulder complaints will start? Always happens before a meet and greet.

So weren't you guys just talking about Colleen asking her fans to help her pick out clothes? Check out her twitter! She's done it again! (Hi, Colleen!)

Jun 12, 2017 6:08:59 GMT 10 bixie said:

So weren't you guys just talking about Colleen asking her fans to help her pick out clothes? Check out her twitter! She's done it again! (Hi, Colleen!)

And she asked for the links lmao she definitely has been reading

Jun 12, 2017 4:27:04 GMT 10 gossipgranny said:

Hmmm Colleen is one of the few people I hear throw the word "vile" around so often. Not a very common word used in everyday vernacular.

Maybe she learned it from her mother.  That post read very "Gwen" to me.

I was going to tweet Colleen  that she should try to squeeze into this: 

Jun 12, 2017 2:30:54 GMT 10 april_franco said:

Jun 12, 2017 2:04:48 GMT 10 Whyjudgeothers said:

I'm just wondering what you get out of all the negativity you are spreading?

Where are we spreading it?

Exactly, where are we spreading it?  We contain our gossip to this site which Mama Gwen or Colon have had to seek out. It definitely sounds like something Gwen would say as she's very protective of her little chickies and they can never do anything wrong in her eyes. 

She's been tweeting a lot more lately about being kind and not stooping to others' levels. And I'm sitting here thinking that she's really not liking what she's reading.

Colleen, hunty, if you're reading this, just know we all used to like you. I think some of us still could. Stop being a spiteful bitch and start spreading this so called kindess and be genuine. I believe in the good in people and I imagine that's still in there somewhere. Want to make us "not spread vile" gossip? Put your money where your mouth is and be kind.

Well..hunty for sure reads here.
She just posted a vlog that basically trashes Josh in a very passive agressive way...
She has 'reinjured" her shoulder in a freak bathroom medicine cabinet accident...and launches into pseudo responsible rant about what if chris's kids had been the ones it fell on instead of her.
Has to mention having her period again.
She really really is trying to get under Josh's skin, while playing the "I care about him" and "I'm suffering too" bullshit card.
And she asserts she's been going to therapy this whole time..but Im calling bs on that. Either shes lying about working constantly..or her therapist makes housecalls in middle of the night.
The only emotional pain she's going thru in reference to Josh is the pain of seeing comments supporting him.
I really really wish he would just spill the entire pot of tea on just how nasty miss jackson was to him.
Its like she even stole his vlog title.. Ill say this.. Josh has been a bazillion times better than i would have been. Id be hardpressed not to destroy her with every bit of info i had.
I really think she's sick.
And she looks really rough..looks like she's aging rapidly daily. Guess its the nasty inside peeking out.

You peaked my interest, and I was going to watch her vlog. But you know what? Nope. Not even gonna give her the views. Whatever she has to say doesn't matter anyway, IMO.

Just wow.... she just cant let him be can she? How is he being mean? He isn''t. He is the biggest gentleman I have ever seen. I think its funny how she tries to be the bigger person.... complete bullshit. She gave up on them as a coupke and wasted 8 years of his life and dumped him twice and destroyed him

.... congrats Miss Ballinger... you are a piece of work!!!

Yeah cause those boobs look natural 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Well that vlog was a pile of crap. I applaud her guilt-tripping efforts. Lots of comments defending her. Lots also saying it's like her and Josh are having a fight in front of their fans. Yikes.

I did not hear him say one negative thing about her in his recent vlogs. Did I miss something? The closest he came was saying it's hard for him to see the other side and perfect when he's in so much pain.

That is simply a true statement about how he feels, and it IS how she's been portraying her side.

You are the worst, Colleen.

Jun 12, 2017 13:21:43 GMT 10 kacmac said:

Just wow.... she just cant let him be can she? How is he being mean? He isn''t. He is the biggest gentleman I have ever seen. I think its funny how she tries to be the bigger person.... complete bullshit. She gave up on them as a coupke and wasted 8 years of his life and dumped him twice and destroyed him

.... congrats Miss Ballinger... you are a piece of work!!!

Couldn't have said it better!!
She can't let him be... She's just gotta twist that knife in deeper.

what a snide, nasty woman. The only way Colleen should be hurting now is because guilt. She lied to Josh and messed up his life, wasted his time and she's now shacking up with her co-star. There's absolutely no other reason she should be feeling bad since its what she CHOSE.

And saying "talking about it will hurt him" hurt who colleen? the ex husband you've erased from existence?

All she's tried to do is make Josh look petty by talking about it.

I cannot imagine hurting someone as much as she hurt Josh and then continuing to behave as she is. I'm certain now she has absolutely no heart. If she ever had one, it's gone now. I cannot stand her. Let him grieve and cope and heal how he chooses. Leave him the fuck alone. (I hope I'm allowed to swear here.)

Josh has posted a new vlog too.. About Gabbie's wedding..and how weddings are hard for him.. How he has always wanted to be married forever and have kids...And now here he is..in his 30s.
I hope he will realize that he has a much longer time period to become a father than SOMEONE does if she wants to be a mother. I have no doubt that he will meet someone who truly loves him and will have beautiful children...and eventually, will be thanking God for how things turned out.

Honestly, I feel like all Colleen does is repeat herself. I don't know why I always expect she'll have something insightful to say about her supposed pain.

To the person that said it's like she even stole his title and stuff I mean seriously. They landed next to each other in my sub box ugh.

Hey grannies. Long time lurker from back in the GG days. Never wanted to actually comment till now for some reason. Felt weird cause I'm friends with some of their "acquaintances" I guess you could say. Put me in coach! Lol. Just watched her vlog. I'm fuming. I feel like it's only a matter of time for her to say just enough to give Josh the push to really spill the truth. She hates that he's getting support and has to twist it back in her favor. It really does feel like a ticking time bomb. BTW, thanks for letting me join the convo!

Welcome chev!!!! Glad to have you join the conversation!

Also wanted to add I just caught up on Snapchat after my last post before I go watch her vlog. I don't give a rip about baseball but as a resident of Cincinnati I'm pissed the reds didn't beat the Dodgers so we could be spared the wretched noise Rachel made.

Update just watched the vlog, ugh. For a brief second there I thought she was actually coming to Josh's defense, saying if people deal with stuff in different ways than her that's okay, but no, it still all centered back to her poor tragic life and how everyone is so mean to her.

Saw her vlog title and came here before watching... my first thought when seeing the title was "fuck, she can't let him have ANYTHING can she???" We get it, Colleen. You're doing well, still have a mildly successful YouTube channel, or two, or three, you've got a huge deal with Netflix for your show that's always been your dream... you know what? Good for you. Good. For. You. Now go ENJOY what you have instead of plastering it all over the fucking Internet. Josh doesn't have all that shit. The least you could do was leave him the fuck alone. If he's so beneath you, like you act, then move the fuck on and stop watching his videos. It's different for us on here on this board. We don't have millions of followers on every social media platform like you do. You see, we get to log off and go on with our lives, our REAL lives. So go ahead and keep letting the minions think we are spreading hate. At least we aren't doing it in front of millions. God she is embarrassing. She will look back at this one day, and I don't think she will be proud. At least, not on the inside.

Is it just me or is Colleen subtly trying to reach out to Josh?? Maybe she regrets her decisions (or she is just starting to get nervous about all the hate she is getting).

In her latest vlog she made it a point to say she still cares about Josh deeply many times. Just looked at her twitter and a minion named Josh tweeted trying to get Colleen to notice him and she replied "Love you Josh!!". When I first saw her tweet I was like . Either way, seems strange she would feel the need to say the name Josh, knowing what people would think at first glance. Maybe she's hinting towards him?! Ahh this bitch is nuts.

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Chev, welcome and if you find out anything juicy from the "acquaintances" do tell!

i agree that additive of "Josh" in the tweet was unnecessary. Also she really needs to quit replying that she loves all the minions. I really wonder what will happen when they attempt to get into actual relationships.

Also from that vlog "I need to clean out your eyeballs, Gus Gus" 


Hi Colon. 

Jun 12, 2017 14:48:50 GMT 10 dollymama said:

Is it just me or is Colleen subtly trying to reach out to Josh?? Maybe she regrets her decisions (or she is just starting to get nervous about all the hate she is getting).

In her latest vlog she made it a point to say she still cares about Josh deeply many times. Just looked at her twitter and a minion named Josh tweeted trying to get Colleen to notice him and she replied "Love you Josh!!". When I first saw her tweet I was like . Either way, seems strange she would feel the need to say the name Josh, knowing what people would think at first glance. Maybe she's hinting towards him?! Ahh this bitch is nuts.

You know...this is how her vlog came across to me as well.  Which was very surprising.  Usually I'm all ... 😒 I kind of felt like for once she seemed.....different.   It was really odd to me.