Mirleen the mess & the thirsty Ballingers Part 2

I'm just wondering why all of these Youtubers are having fuckin tours... what do they even do???

Jun 14, 2017 14:23:08 GMT 10 verukasalt said:

What if you held a book signing and no one showed up?
Oh dear

Yeah I mean as much as I'm not really a fan of Rachel (I've never really bothered to watch many of her videos) and it doesn't seem like much talent went in to writing the book that does make me feel slightly bad for her. She doesn't seem as bad as Colleen and that probably put a damper on her excitement. Hopefully she was just happy for the support she had. 

Just watched Josh's vlog again. That pause / kinda sad face before au revoir? It struck me both times. Do you think there was a meaning behind that pause? I have no idea where his outro originated from.

Jun 14, 2017 14:40:24 GMT 10 bixie said:

Just watched Josh's vlog again. That pause / kinda sad face before au revoir? It struck me both times. Do you think there was a meaning behind that pause? I have no idea where his outro originated from.

I noticed that too... But I have no idea what the significance is.

Jun 14, 2017 14:13:37 GMT 10 @puddlejumper said:

Jun 14, 2017 13:51:18 GMT 10 beamishly said:

I went to the Vancouver show, it was very thrown together. She did a skit with Steve Little that obviously had no preparation. I'm pretty sure she was convinced that she didn't have to prepare anything cause she was convinced that her and Steve are sooooo good at improv that anything they'd come up with would be pure gold. I can assure you that was not the case.

That is pathetic...i am positive you are exactly right in your assessment of that situation! In fact one of the worst things about HBO is their excessive reliance on actors' improv. Usually it ain't near as brilliant as Colleen seems to think it is.

Yeah I've seen a lot of improv, some good, some bad but this was bad news bears. I'd also like to add that I live in Vancouver so I didn't actually go out of my way to see said show. I paid 50 bucks to watch a trainwreck and that's just something I have to live with

Jun 14, 2017 7:48:32 GMT 10 nolitaflat said:

I just tweeted him about it, but maybe the divorce wasn't such a bad thing. Hurtful, certainly. But maybe he's destined for something bigger. I'm sure Colleen would never have let him move to NY. Maybe now he finally can. Seems like she held him back from a lot. Not that he HAD to listen to her, but ya know, pick and choose your fights. I definitely feel this video was certainly appropriate.

She held him back from a lot because he made her his number one priority unlike what she did for him

"Spread Happiness" like Colleen

Story time about getting her period on a doctor - Spreading Happiness
Story time about Rachel fighting in a parking lot - Sharing Happy Stories
Being "all alone" in a skiing cabin - Spreading Happiness
Moaning about there being no tampons at the airport - Sharing Happy Stories
Moaning about her shoulder - Spreading Happiness
Moaning about her period cramps - Spreading Happiness

She's the most un-zenlike, fake-ass, rumour spreading, twitsted b*tch I've ever watched.

Spread Happiness my ass.

So apparently Rachel left her book signing after a half hour because she'd met everyone there in that amount of time. There are two girls on Twitter who got there late because of traffic and didn't get to meet her and are understandably crushed as they thought she'd still be there as scheduled.

I live in Cincinnati which somehow made the list of stops. The bookstore hosts pretty much every author that comes through town and are very popular. I checked their Facebook event to see how many people have marked themselves attending. Pretty pitiful, though I'm certain more people have bought tickets than this is reflective of. I didn't even know Connor Franta was here a couple months ago (know the name but don't follow him at all) and his event doesn't reflect much better. However, for comparison, they posted just yesterday or Sunday I think that Bruce Campbell will be stopping on his book tour...yeah. LOL.

I was re-watching Josh's draw my life...and when Josh had gotten a big break that was a good job paying good money, but required he moved to Detroit...that's when Collie broke up with him. "Because she missed California and wanted to live there" and the long distance thing wasn't gonna work for her. So..basically that was Josh's "HBO"...and not only couldn't she couldn't be supportive, but sounds like she was downright jealous of his success.
I swear.. I hope Josh gets some huge tv or movie gig and when her putrid ass tries to get him back, he'll be like "Collie who??"

Jun 14, 2017 17:29:21 GMT 10 verukasalt said:

I was re-watching Josh's draw my life...and when Josh had gotten a big break that was a good job paying good money, but required he moved to Detroit...that's when Collie broke up with him. "Because she missed California and wanted to live there" and the long distance thing wasn't gonna work for her. So..basically that was Josh's "HBO"...and not only couldn't she couldn't be supportive, but sounds like she was downright jealous of his success.
I swear.. I hope Josh gets some huge tv or movie gig and when her putrid ass tries to get him back, he'll be like "Collie who??"

It's interesting how she forced him to put his career second for her, but she couldn't do the same back. but colleen is so kind right??

Hi all, delurking from the bakery and GG here. Just caught up on the last 10 pages of dirt and have a theory. We know that Shane's coming out vid factors into the divorce somehow and now there's all this talk of Burpleen trashing Josh behind his back via texts, etc. I don't think she's gay/bi and the Shane vid struck some emotional chord with her. I think this thirsty turd made it about her and started telling people that Josh was in the closet and she's his beard or otherwise making fun of his boy band extra-ness and cracking gay jokes at his expense. These could be the receipts he saw in DC last year and I feel like he's mentioned he's been sensitive about being mistaken for gay in the past? And to have his wife of all people adding fuel to the fire and making fun of you for something you already feel insecure about? Ugh. She's the woooooorst.

She was probably just upset that Shane's coming out video stole thunder ( got more views) from her wedding video.

What rubs me the wrong way is she thinks asking nicely is going to stop the angry people/trolls. No one gives a damn woman. You are just going to live a shorter life if you keep complaining from not taking a breath

Jun 14, 2017 12:42:08 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

you know its true because she would have set that shit straight if she wasn't dating that downgrade (soz but he looks like a nerd kid who just discovered denim)

Emo derp

Jun 14, 2017 20:52:56 GMT 10 Onyxmom90 said:

What rubs me the wrong way is she thinks asking nicely is going to stop the angry people/trolls. No one gives a damn woman. You are just going to live a shorter life if you keep complaining from not taking a breath

She spends her time trolling her ex husband but wants people to stop talking about her?

Jun 14, 2017 23:13:58 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

Jun 14, 2017 20:52:56 GMT 10 Onyxmom90 said:

What rubs me the wrong way is she thinks asking nicely is going to stop the angry people/trolls. No one gives a damn woman. You are just going to live a shorter life if you keep complaining from not taking a breath

She spends her time trolling her ex husband but wants people to stop talking about her?

Make no mistake, women are the root of all things evil.

And Colin is beelzebub.

Jun 14, 2017 11:33:16 GMT 10 trubbled said:

I still wonder why Chris and Rachel said that the divorce "had to happen" in that livestream that time. I do know why they would say say it so nonchalantly though. They are assholes.

I've always been troubled by that statement (no pun intended)

I've never heard that phrase before or since. And that live stream was such a cluster fuck of bullshit and ignoring the herd of elephants in the room.

Re-watching that draw my life video made me dislike Cole even more. Just when he was starting to get better and live his life without her, there she comes crying and attaching a leash to his neck again – god forbid someone else is happy without her. Also, they only met because by chance he had a meeting in Cali, who knows if they’d have gotten together again if he hadn’t flown back to California.

Poor Josh. That woman crushed and destroyed him TWICE and there she is passive-aggressively judging him for being honest on camera, and liking mean tweets from her idiot fans, all the while claiming that she cares DEEPLY for him. Cole, you are a disaster.

Also as someone already said, she is missing the point. I don’t think anyone is ‘hating’ on her for not talking about what happened – the fact is that 20 seconds after she announced how devastated she was for divorcing him (although in the video she made it seem like it was a mutual decision) she was squealing and honking like a wild goose claiming that she has never been happier. What? That’s just confusing and maddening, and disrespectful towards Josh, who has been depressed for a year. He was definitely sad during their cringy anniversary live stream.

It’s not about ‘spreading happiness’ and pretending to be upbeat all the time, it’s about being sensitive, and it’s impossible to be sensitive if you’re as self-obsessed and dependent on your fandom as Cole is.

Jun 14, 2017 13:36:57 GMT 10 succulentqueen said:

I find it ironic she was folding laundry after someone shared that vlog of josh doing all their laundry after their honey moon.

I hate how she outlines her bottom lip with lip liner. It looks so hugely flappy and gross.

And.....since she asked... I was a Colleen/Miranda supporter after seeing her on Chelsea handlers show and subsequently watching HBO and discovering her YouTube channel. I had never done much YouTube watching and really enjoyed her stuff. THEN......THEN....I bought tickets to see her first show of tour this year in January in Tacoma. About two weeks before she is vlogging about still writing the show and scrambling to get props together in time. (What? That doesn't sound very professional.). THEN....THEN...I went to the show....I didn't know what to expect, but when it was over I was left feeling like......THAT is what I just paid money to see? (A high school drama group could have made the same show...likely better!). THEN.....THEN.....I see her blabbing on on her snapchat about how the show was terrible that night and she will change a few things for next time, but that it was good to get one under her belt again.

As an almost fan I felt really .... gosh .... what the word? Taken advantage of? Used for my money?

Ever since then I have seen her with new eyes.....it was 100% her own words and actions that have driven me to dislike her. And she continues to prove me right every day since. So there you go Colleen! Now you know my story.

Exactly.  Its come out of her own mouth time and time again that she cobbles the shows together the night before the tour or in the bus on the way to the venue, hastily re-writing a couple crappy songs she's sung before and getting kory to make shit props out of cardboard.  Every one of her shows without exception has the amateur look and feel of a middle school after school drama club production.  Its pitiful and cringeworthy that she has made millions peddling that absolute shitshow. She could take a shit on a pavement and her rabid fans would pay $$$ to eat it up

Wow Rachel was really selfish to leave her book signing early. Couldn't stand the humiliation of sitting there with no lineup of people waiting? I follow Heather on Snapchat and she even went to the signing as a show of support and got there too late to see Rachel, apparently.

Jun 14, 2017 23:50:49 GMT 10 @ackack said:

Jun 14, 2017 11:33:16 GMT 10 trubbled said:

I still wonder why Chris and Rachel said that the divorce "had to happen" in that livestream that time. I do know why they would say say it so nonchalantly though. They are assholes.

I've always been troubled by that statement (no pun intended)

I've never heard that phrase before or since. And that live stream was such a cluster fuck of bullshit and ignoring the herd of elephants in the room.

I think I'm about the only person not bothered by it, I just took it to mean that they couldn't go on being married as both were unhappy, like they had done all they could to save the marriage, there was nowhere else to go, so divorce was the only remaining option - so it had to happen

Jun 14, 2017 23:13:58 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

Jun 14, 2017 20:52:56 GMT 10 Onyxmom90 said:

What rubs me the wrong way is she thinks asking nicely is going to stop the angry people/trolls. No one gives a damn woman. You are just going to live a shorter life if you keep complaining from not taking a breath

She spends her time trolling her ex husband but wants people to stop talking about her?

Exactly. If she didn't actively search for people such as our good selves, and continue to avidly watch Josh's channel, she would barely see any negative opinions about herself. Just stay away if you don't like it. What's that? You want me to say it a little louder for the people in the back? (that seems to be the latest sassy catchphrase from the minions)....... WE (well, most of us) DON'T COME INTO YOUR PLAYGROUND, SO STAY AWAY FROM OURS. Peace, love, happiness and BE KIND! (and piss off).

Jun 14, 2017 23:52:31 GMT 10 idontthinkso said:

Re-watching that draw my life video made me dislike Cole even more. Just when he was starting to get better and live his life without her, there she comes crying and attaching a leash to his neck again – god forbid someone else is happy without her. Also, they only met because by chance he had a meeting in Cali, who knows if they’d have gotten together again if he hadn’t flown back to California.

Poor Josh. That woman crushed and destroyed him TWICE and there she is passive-aggressively judging him for being honest on camera, and liking mean tweets from her idiot fans, all the while claiming that she cares DEEPLY for him. Cole, you are a disaster.

Also as someone already said, she is missing the point. I don’t think anyone is ‘hating’ on her for not talking about what happened – the fact is that 20 seconds after she announced how devastated she was for divorcing him (although in the video she made it seem like it was a mutual decision) she was squealing and honking like a wild goose claiming that she has never been happier. What? That’s just confusing and maddening, and disrespectful towards Josh, who has been depressed for a year. He was definitely sad during their cringy anniversary live stream.

It’s not about ‘spreading happiness’ and pretending to be upbeat all the time, it’s about being sensitive, and it’s impossible to be sensitive if you’re as self-obsessed and dependent on your fandom as Cole is.

THIS THIS THIS!

Like  i said yesterday, if she didn't want to show her pain out of respect for josh, thats fine, but she should have just kept her social media neutral  - no sadness but no fake happy bullshit either - at least for the first 6 months/year. THAT is what would have been the most respectful way to behave.  But no, she couldn't do that because she had an axe to grind and a point to prove and that was to brainwash her fans that her life was still perfect and she'd made no mistakes and broken the heart and destroyed nobody at all and none of it happened and it was all a mirage and if i put my fingers in my ears and close my eyes it didn't happen lalala can't hear you im everything is perfect and i absolutely have no guilt to feel for crushing someone's heart and soul because it never happened LA LA LA PEOPLE IT NEVER HAPPENED!

Jun 15, 2017 0:02:09 GMT 10 purplequeen said:

Jun 14, 2017 23:50:49 GMT 10 @ackack said:

I've always been troubled by that statement (no pun intended)

I've never heard that phrase before or since. And that live stream was such a cluster fuck of bullshit and ignoring the herd of elephants in the room.

I think I'm about the only person not bothered by it, I just took it to mean that they couldn't go on being married as both were unhappy, like they had done all they could to save the marriage, there was nowhere else to go, so divorce was the only remaining option - so it had to happen

I get that but it kind of felt like.. it had to happen because colin wanted this or colin did that, like they still had to kick Josh in the plums because Coiln demanded it and they were all toeing the line.

Jun 15, 2017 0:09:37 GMT 10 purplequeen said:

Jun 14, 2017 23:52:31 GMT 10 idontthinkso said:

THIS THIS THIS!

Like  i said yesterday, if she didn't want to show her pain out of respect for josh, thats fine, but she should have just kept her social media neutral  - no sadness but no fake happy bullshit either - at least for the first 6 months/year. THAT is what would have been the most respectful way to behave.  But no, she couldn't do that because she had an axe to grind and a point to prove and that was to brainwash her fans that her life was still perfect and she'd made no mistakes and broken the heart and destroyed nobody at all and none of it happened and it was all a mirage and if i put my fingers in my ears and close my eyes it didn't happen lalala can't hear you im everything is perfect and i absolutely have no guilt to feel for crushing someone's heart and soul because it never happened LA LA LA PEOPLE IT NEVER HAPPENED!

YES!

She is literally trying to assassinate his character. She's sent kory, jessica, her fans, after him, she's faked happiness, said everyday was the best day of her life, sung shady songs, liked shady tweets, tried to copy or take him down in vids and she's crapping on about "respect"

Henny, that died when you uploaded a video a week after your "divorce break" having the best time

ooooh. thats what its doing. i thought people were just quoting and not saying anything!

Jun 15, 2017 0:09:37 GMT 10 purplequeen said:

Jun 14, 2017 23:52:31 GMT 10 idontthinkso said:

Re-watching that draw my life video made me dislike Cole even more. Just when he was starting to get better and live his life without her, there she comes crying and attaching a leash to his neck again – god forbid someone else is happy without her. Also, they only met because by chance he had a meeting in Cali, who knows if they’d have gotten together again if he hadn’t flown back to California.

Poor Josh. That woman crushed and destroyed him TWICE and there she is passive-aggressively judging him for being honest on camera, and liking mean tweets from her idiot fans, all the while claiming that she cares DEEPLY for him. Cole, you are a disaster.

Also as someone already said, she is missing the point. I don’t think anyone is ‘hating’ on her for not talking about what happened – the fact is that 20 seconds after she announced how devastated she was for divorcing him (although in the video she made it seem like it was a mutual decision) she was squealing and honking like a wild goose claiming that she has never been happier. What? That’s just confusing and maddening, and disrespectful towards Josh, who has been depressed for a year. He was definitely sad during their cringy anniversary live stream.

It’s not about ‘spreading happiness’ and pretending to be upbeat all the time, it’s about being sensitive, and it’s impossible to be sensitive if you’re as self-obsessed and dependent on your fandom as Cole is.

THIS THIS THIS!

Like  i said yesterday, if she didn't want to show her pain out of respect for josh, thats fine, but she should have just kept her social media neutral  - no sadness but no fake happy bullshit either - at least for the first 6 months/year. THAT is what would have been the most respectful way to behave.  But no, she couldn't do that because she had an axe to grind and a point to prove and that was to brainwash her fans that her life was still perfect and she'd made no mistakes and broken the heart and destroyed nobody at all and none of it happened and it was all a mirage and if i put my fingers in my ears and close my eyes it didn't happen lalala can't hear you im everything is perfect and i absolutely have no guilt to feel for crushing someone's heart and soul because it never happened LA LA LA PEOPLE IT NEVER HAPPENED!

YES!



Also she keeps saying that just because someone doesn’t show that they’re hurting it doesn’t mean that they aren’t.



Problem is that homegirl didn’t just ‘not show’ that she was hurting, she was REPETITIVELY AND CONSTANTLY claiming how marvellous her life was.



If she didn’t want to be misunderstood she should not have LIED. Her yelling to a camera that she’s happy HAHAHAH SOOO HAPPY YOU GUYZ is not ‘spreading happiness’, it’s straightforward lying and deceiving.

She's so frigging delusional that she can't or won't understand that THIS is the reason people can't stand her. This "sweet little old me" attitude that she puts on, as if she genuinely can't understand why she provokes such negativity, has worn well and truly thin by now.

I had to go back and watch both of their announcement videos. They are such stark differences. Yes, they both bring the dramatics, but that's expected.

Colleen spent 10 minutes IMO expressing her concern for what other people were going to think of HER, while Josh sat and tried to offer something to viewers while being/feeling devastated.

Colleen is concerned about Colleen. It's one thing to look out for yourself, it's another to look for kids to stroke your ego to give a false sense of value. She's mighty messed up.

I'm sure it would be too painful for Josh to look back at that video; and I'm not a stan, but he has really grown. I wonder if he realizes just how much he has. Hopefully being in therapy will help him see how strong he is.

Jun 15, 2017 0:42:40 GMT 10 oo said:

I had to go back and watch both of their announcement videos. They are such stark differences. Yes, they both bring the dramatics, but that's expected.

Colleen spent 10 minutes IMO expressing her concern for what other people were going to think of HER, while Josh sat and tried to offer something to viewers while being/feeling devastated.

Colleen is concerned about Colleen. It's one thing to look out for yourself, it's another to look for kids to stroke your ego to give a false sense of value. She's mighty messed up.

I'm sure it would be too painful for Josh to look back at that video; and I'm not a stan, but he has really grown. I wonder if he realizes just how much he has. Hopefully being in therapy will help him see how strong he is.

Yes, I can't stand Coal's announcement video. She apologises repeatedly to her fans as if they were the ones suffering the most out of this, and then concludes with a pity party calling herself a pathetic girl crying. 

Then she says 'don't pick sides'... well, LOL. It would have made sense if you were the first not subtly encouraging your army of zombies to think that you are poor little Collie, and that Josh is attacking you and being disrespectful by telling the truth. SMH.