Child She "Sings" and the Shut-It-Downingers : Part 12

Sept 25, 2017 13:53:51 GMT 10 erikslover00 said:

Sept 25, 2017 13:53:02 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

I'm no inch high private eye, but at 5:00, there seem to be extra breakfast plates for just the 4 of them.

colleen had two plates, i though the same thing

And who took that thumbnail pic, since they are all in it.....

Sept 25, 2017 17:36:00 GMT 10 cajolery said:

Sept 25, 2017 15:58:12 GMT 10 ratchetrachel said:

So they were in Hawaii from November 15-22. Erik had been relatively active on Instagram but then went from November 13-27 without a single post.

Also, for Halloween he posted a picture of him and his ex-girlfriend in costumes.  I'm pretty sure this is the last picture he posts with her.  Then, the next pictures he posts for two weeks are mostly from touring with Colleen.  He posts this picture gushing about her and her fans the day before he goes quiet.  He then comes back from the tour reposting her "Childhood Cancer" fundraiser with a picture of her and the caption "Heart swells" and starts liking all of the Mirandick fan accounts there and really going all in on the HBO promo.

I am now starting to think about the timing of when they got together.  Maybe Erik and Colleen caught feelings on set, but were both in relationships, and cheated/talked about being together.  But then why would he still go another month before breaking up with his girlfriend? It's making me wonder if instead, Colleen knew Erik kind of had a thing for her, and developed a REALLY big crush on her, felt feelings she hadn't felt for Josh (because Erik wasn't available and fawning over her), decided it was the final straw to push her to end the marriage she didn't want anymore.  Then, she invites Erik on tour, tells him about her feelings then (knowing that he would almost certainly reciprocate), they hook up in her Vegas penthouse or whatever, he then breaks up with his girlfriend, joins her in Hawaii for her birthday, and starts posting Mirandick stuff all over Instagram and Twitter.

We haven't seen too much of Erik, but he does remind me of Colleen and I could see her narcissistically falling in love with a guy who reminded her of herself and it escalating because of the chase and forbidden love aspect of it all.  If this is true, it would make sense that Erik  and Colleen are both just cowards in the same way.  Colleen was unhappy in her relationship but got married because she was getting older and knew her relationship was popular, and didn't bother to leave the relationship until she found someone ~better~ who she knew would reciprocate her feelings. Erik also had a thing for Colleen but doesn't break up with his girlfriend until she is divorced, invites him to tour with her so they can be alone on vacation and he knows for sure that she wants him, too.

It also allows both of them to feel morally superior, continue to have their forbidden love thing going on that makes the relationship so much more attractive, and is why Colleen keeps insisting she never cheated but is hush hush on any insinuations of Erik and her as a couple.

It reminds me somewhat of the Brad/Angelina/Jennifer Aniston situation, they kept denying the cheating rumors no matter what the paps said and receipts showed, and Jennifer Aniston initially backed their story. Years later Angelina slipped that it was nice that her kids would be able to see their parents falling in love on set... but Brad/Jennifer Aniston were still married at the time and Angelina had conveniently forgotten about it by then.  The media asked Jennifer Aniston about it and she said it was "uncool" and was clearly not happy. Back then she may have believed that they didn't physically cheat but realized after her love for Brad had worn away she probably realized that emotionally cheating was just as bad, too. Except in this case, Josh/JenniferAniston was tipped off way earlier from internet sleuths, and his reaction was pretty similar albeit more heated since he hadn't had years to heal from it yet.

That Brad/Jennifer/Angelina story... ouch and oops. Cheaters always get caught.

I think your timeline makes sense, but I fall into the category of they absolutely did have sex in Canada. I don't think someone like Colleen devastates her husband, her family, her career, her reputation, and the trust of her fans for just a crush.

When adults who cheat emotionally have the opportunity, they cheat physically. They pretty much all deny it "We are JUST friends" but... um, no. Like you said, emotional cheating is cold comfort. That might hurt Josh and Erik's ex just as much as physical cheating.

I think Queen Frigid felt sexual chemistry with Erik that maybe she had never felt before, even with Josh. Josh had dyed his hair pink the moment Colleen left town and that pushed her away even more.

EVERYONE has been indulging Colleen in the past few years... riding her coattails to the bank. So, she indulged herself with Erik. Marriage vows? Phhhhhhtttt.

She is a froze-ho.

poll is up guys, not many people gave full titles so i mixed and matched.

This just confirmed erikleen for me 11000 times more

Her latest vlog: Her subtitles of Erik are so lame and not funny at all. I could understand everything he said perfectly fine…

New vlog.

About Erik's mumbling... I used to be very shy and I would always speak in a low voice. Some people would tease me about it like Colleen's been doing and I hated it. We introverted people don't like being called out on our shy ways! I'd be very pissed off if my partner did that on several youtube videos. Plus, it's getting old and you can see he's not enjoying it anymore (if he ever did). 

I know she's joking, but why does she always have to belittle her partners?

Also, stop being so insecure about your hair and enjoy Scotland, FFS.

And why is she still making fun of Lee about the way he says owl? She is going to beat that horse until it is dead and decaying. It's terribly annoying and childish.

Also, did y'all catch eriks little dance when he didn't know he was being filmed? Lol

Sept 25, 2017 14:09:58 GMT 10 trashade said:

So as I'm watching these vlogs, I'm trying to find any minuscule implication that Erik's there but idk. I kind of just had the thought that maybe he was picking her up from the airport?

A lot of people who try not to eat order multiple dishes and then take like 2 bites of each. That doesn't seem like a habit of hers though, in other videos…

Really want to watch Bailey's princess makeover, but I know I'll hate it. I just wish they would do away with the overacting... I'd love to see ACTUAL Bailey with REAL expressions and emotions get made over to be a princess. I just know it's gonna be filled with gross overacting so I'm not even gonna try to watch. 😔

Watching Rachel's vlog. I know I always rant about youtubers doing live shows, but good for her that she can get a full crowd. Constantly living in colleen's shadow, idk I'm just happy for her? I'd never wish for someone to be embarrassed and not have a full crowd yadda yadda.
..... shut up. Mother Nature is coming soon. IM EMOTIONAL OK

Sept 25, 2017 22:47:52 GMT 10 nolitaflat said:

Really want to watch Bailey's princess makeover, but I know I'll hate it. I just wish they would do away with the overacting... I'd love to see ACTUAL Bailey with REAL expressions and emotions get made over to be a princess. I just know it's gonna be filled with gross overacting so I'm not even gonna try to watch. 😔

I mean its ok. Its over the top but it seemed kinda genuine. Chris was annoying as usual. Bailey was having fun being a princess and the dipshit is like "oh she won't break character, we've been telling her to smile all day" *bailey gives a normal smile*

Side note, the way bailey talks is so odd to me. i don't know if its the over pronunciation or the fact that she clearly doesn't talk like kids her age, but it really bothers me

Sept 25, 2017 23:23:12 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

Sept 25, 2017 22:47:52 GMT 10 nolitaflat said:

Really want to watch Bailey's princess makeover, but I know I'll hate it. I just wish they would do away with the overacting... I'd love to see ACTUAL Bailey with REAL expressions and emotions get made over to be a princess. I just know it's gonna be filled with gross overacting so I'm not even gonna try to watch. 😔

Side note, the way bailey talks is so odd to me. i don't know if its the over pronunciation or the fact that she clearly doesn't talk like kids her age, but it really bothers me

Totally agree!  For me, it's the over pronunciation which I feel like is 100% her parents doing.  It goes along with the constant raising of the eyebrows to give the illusion that she's so freaking excited about everything that's going on.  Definitely a product of her parents forcing her to be fake on the vlogs.  

Colleen's latest video, random thoughts:

-Tusky disagrees about Lee, but I totally see 3 men in love with Colleen taking in the sights.

-Colleen thinks she looks adorable in the hat, even though she is pretending she doesn't. The hat looks like it is wearing a Colleen, not the other way around.

-Erik's dance is so freaking cute. Dammit!!

-Colleen is so sad about her tour ending because how in the world can she hide Erik now OR have a reasonable reason to have him in her videos?

-She looks 50 years old.

-For someone who never drinks, she sure drinks a lot.

-She had to touch her hair at least 50 times in the past 2-3 vlogs

-What IS that affect voice she uses? Where is it from? I used to think it was Samantha from Sex and the City, but it isn't funny anymore (except when Kory does it sometimes).

Yeah I wonder if Colleen and Erik are gonna come out as a couple anytime in the foreseeable future or if it's back to the cupboard for him.

Idk why she insists on pretending shes a teen. Like those small glimpses of everyone just having fun was SO much more interesting than colleen filling time by talking for the sake of it. Its her vlog channel, she has 2 other channels to appeal to kids.

Sept 25, 2017 23:31:08 GMT 10 AK713 said:

Sept 25, 2017 23:23:12 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

Side note, the way bailey talks is so odd to me. i don't know if its the over pronunciation or the fact that she clearly doesn't talk like kids her age, but it really bothers me

Totally agree!  For me, it's the over pronunciation which I feel like is 100% her parents doing.  It goes along with the constant raising of the eyebrows to give the illusion that she's so freaking excited about everything that's going on.  Definitely a product of her parents forcing her to be fake on the vlogs.  

Yep. She probably gets scolded for mumbling and M. Night Shyamalan-Ding-Dong has to edit out perfectly "good" stuff because no one can understand the kids.

 Bailey acts odd with the other girls too. It's like she doesn't really know how to be friends with any other little girl. And, they all act awkward around her too. That family brought that dress for Bailey to wear, so she probably didn't get to keep it.

I don't know, maybe I'm the weird one, but I think Bailey kissing Jake is strange too. I guess I wasn't like that with my brother.

Also, when I took one for the team and re-watched Colleen's Hawaii 16 minute vlog from last year, she is sitting on a bus with Parker. She asks him for a kiss (on the lips) and he wanted to kiss her "with his tongue." Not to make something out of nothing, and he might have just been being silly, but it seemed creepy to me.

^^^^

I LOATHE how they are overly affectionate and nuzzle each other. Its too much!

She posted on snapchat a couple of hrs ago that she's so sad the tour is almost over (last show today) and that this has been the BEST. TOUR. EVERRR. I think we know why...at least she didn't have to hide him quite so much on this trip.

Sept 26, 2017 0:55:16 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

^^^^

I LOATHE how they are overly affectionate and nuzzle each other. Its too much!

Isn't it just so creepy and almost incestuous? So disgusting..

Sept 25, 2017 23:11:11 GMT 10 nolitaflat said:

Watching Rachel's vlog. I know I always rant about youtubers doing live shows, but good for her that she can get a full crowd. Constantly living in colleen's shadow, idk I'm just happy for her? I'd never wish for someone to be embarrassed and not have a full crowd yadda yadda.
..... shut up. Mother Nature is coming soon. IM EMOTIONAL OK

I think the main reason why she had so many attendees is because the minions need their live Ballinger fix since Coal's out gallivanting in Europe. But, I'm happy for her anyway for the same reasons. 

Sept 26, 2017 1:12:52 GMT 10 @puddlejumper said:

She posted on snapchat a couple of hrs ago that she's so sad the tour is almost over (last show today) and that this has been the BEST. TOUR. EVERRR. I think we know why...at least she didn't have to hide him quite so much on this trip.

I wonder if she's gonna say that Erik had such a great time on tour or there was such a positive reaction from the show attendees that he's gonna come on the rest of the tour. I guess she always has the option of bringing him along and hiding him...
He'll probably at least be at the California shows

My guess?

She is finished hiding Erik.

Sept 26, 2017 2:01:23 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

My guess?

She is finished hiding Erik.

I wonder how the less culty fans will react. Coming out means she lied

Sept 26, 2017 2:02:46 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

Sept 26, 2017 2:01:23 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

My guess?

She is finished hiding Erik.

I wonder how the less culty fans will react. Coming out means she lied

Any time there's a minion war on twitter I get at least one message from a Colleen fan that's not horrible that says they don't really like how she's been acting as of late. So it's definitely not just us who caught on.

I wonder if she will post a couple like picture of her and Erik and let people come to there conclusions about them or if she will just announce it in a video.

So I'm not sure who talked about this, but as I was watching I literally had the same thought. Like why would she be all crammed in the middle? And if there isn't someone there, that's really inconsiderate of Kory's space.

Her favorite thing ever. 

Sept 26, 2017 2:36:49 GMT 10 notsane said:

Her favorite thing ever. 

She'll state new favorite thing in like 5 minutes, basically ad infinitum 

Hi! I am totally new here and shocked ... u guys have opened my eyes!
I wonder why none of this is discussed on YT in the comment section? Or on blogs? A lot of this is new to me.
I started being suspicious about Coal last year shortly before the breakup. After the breakup videos I found something about her was not right, rewatched a whole lot of videos and saw that I have been blinded by her HAPPINESS!!!!! all those years. I'm not proud of it as I am her age lol.
She is entitled to have a private life, no doubt, but what I can't stand is that she fuels all the rumors with her twitter messages, her or her sister's "editing mistakes", trying to hide a new bf when she could handle the situation differently. The frequency of her shaming her looks, talking about her weight, her hair (omg how obsessed can one be with themselves), saying how she hates editing her own material because during that process she has to watch herself.... shaming innocent tourists for taking selfies when she is talking to a camera WHILE WATCHING HERSELF IN THE DISPLAY THE WHOLE TIME 24/7. Gosh.
Sometimes I think this is all fake and staged but then I can't believe someone is capable of this. So I agree that she is a heavy narcissist, with manic tendencies...
Yet, something about her is fascinating. I used to look up to her/ her family / her relationship with Josh but now I am just disappointed. I keep unfollowing her everywhere but find myself still checking her content/timelines.

I just read her comment on the Curtaingate video where she claims that all the boys were hanging in her room that night. But in that same vlog while they were eating that night, she said how exhausted they all were and that they were heading straight back to the hotel to crash and sleep lmao. What an idiot

I still think her leaving Josh was horrible. It's hilarious that so many people are against gay marriage when straight people like COAL-leen, and Kim Kardashian etc make a joke out of marriage all the time. DON'T GET MARRIED UNLESS YOU'RE SURE! (Of course that doesn't apply to people who have been abused/betrayed/scammed etc by their spouse).