Fraudleen and the bed free crabingers part 11

Sept 14, 2017 12:15:26 GMT 10 28064212 said:

New vlog: "You guys know I'm really not good at secrets." Yeah girl, we know. Cabingate. And every pic & video involving him.

And nobody's in your house, you're all alone? We all know that means Erik's in the bathroom.

I couldn't finish the vlog. She spent 5 minutes crying about how thankful she is and mentioned ~*SpReAd HaPpInEsS*~ More like spread shittiness.

She's hidden her boyfriend for a year, she's the Queen of Secrets

lol those tears looked more real than the divorce video's.

Whoa. Here's my take on Happileen's new video:

I don't think Colleen EVER cries from happiness. I think she truly felt alone and lonely. I think she was throwing subtle shade at Squiggly Brows for not being in Canada working because she said she felt all alone in her work.

And, I don't think she was sad that no one was home to celebrate after the livestream announcement. I think she is feeling the loss of a partnership like she had with Josh. Josh would have been truly happy for her and her announcement.I think no one being there made her realize she IS alone.

Your friends can be supportive, but they aren't half of a whole. Her family is supportive, but Rachel and Chris seemed to have distanced themselves and parents kind of don't count.

Her "friends" seem to come into her life and treat her like the Colleen Hotel.

I definitely think she is more into Erik than he is into her, and we were seeing that in her video.

Anyway, I am hoping her tears were sadness.

Sept 14, 2017 10:50:22 GMT 10 cranula said:

Sept 14, 2017 9:29:16 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

She looked pregnant in the DC vlogs...that is when Chris accidently showed her from the neck down.

Again, not body shaming. But, she actually looked more pregnant in DC than she did when she was almost 9 month pregnant.

And, they posted those cagey comments about her being tired. She said something like a "continuous illness."  

And, the Ballinger Eyebrow vlog.  Chris seems to only REALLY laugh and have fun when he is away from his kids...or when his kids fall down. The brother sister thing was creeping me out a little. Not gonna lie. 

I was gonna say that she looked huge, too.  I'm just comparing to her in the past, I know she went on a pretty extreme diet in trying to get preggo with Dunkers and she looked great then.  But, even if she was pregnant again I don't think she'd be showing much yet - Dunkie just turned 4mo so she'd be in the first trimester still...  

I only watch the Ballinger family channel for the kids, and I feel like most other people do too, like I don't give a rat's ass about Chris pleasing his meal ticket with wavy brows.

I think Jessica is just overweight. She's been acting really self conscious and uncomfortable any time chris says she looks pretty. I recognize it bec I have the same struggle. She went on the medifast diet for 3 months, and that's pretty much a recipe for gaining it all back and then some (been through that too). So my money is on that - and I'm sure her embarrassment is compounded from having to be on camera and also having relatives who are about as skinny as a person can get (Colleen and Rachel). It's depressing.

I also found it interesting in her video she pointed out that a fan had said that when she talks badly about herself it makes her feel like she should feel bad about herself. And that she would NEVER want to do that, everyone is beautiful etc etc etc and that she's going to try and cut back on her comments. But left several in just this vlog alone calling herself a toe and wrecked. Okay colleen.

Also I know I don't like colleen but her curly hair is freaking beautiful so I don't get why the hell she has to bash it. She looks so much better with it curly than fried straight.

Sept 14, 2017 13:13:33 GMT 10 @puddlejumper said:

Sept 14, 2017 10:50:22 GMT 10 cranula said:

I was gonna say that she looked huge, too.  I'm just comparing to her in the past, I know she went on a pretty extreme diet in trying to get preggo with Dunkers and she looked great then.  But, even if she was pregnant again I don't think she'd be showing much yet - Dunkie just turned 4mo so she'd be in the first trimester still...  

I only watch the Ballinger family channel for the kids, and I feel like most other people do too, like I don't give a rat's ass about Chris pleasing his meal ticket with wavy brows.

I think Jessica is just overweight. She's been acting really self conscious and uncomfortable any time chris says she looks pretty. I recognize it bec I have the same struggle. She went on the medifast diet for 3 months, and that's pretty much a recipe for gaining it all back and then some (been through that too). So my money is on that - and I'm sure her embarrassment is compounded from having to be on camera and also having relatives who are about as skinny as a person can get (Colleen and Rachel). It's depressing.

Six weeks after having a baby, I was taking a walk and a neighbor asked me when I was due.  I really never had the same body afterward.
I feel bad that I sounded body shamey. I think every woman who has a baby shouldn't even worry about her body and weight. (I didn't,screw everyone,I'm adjusting to and enjoying my baby.) 

I hope she isn't pregnant. They seem to have their hands full with 4 kids and Jessica had kind of a difficult pregnancy with Dunkers. 

I apologize if my posts sounded insensitive. UGH. My nightmare...sounding critical of someone's weight. 

 

I hate to speculate about anyone's pregnancy , but I would be surprised if Jess got pregnant that fast. She had a span between Jacob and Parker, and then one between Parker and Duncan. I know she said she wanted another one, but I just don't see it happening, especially that fast.

Hey guys, I'm usually not on & am more of a lurker but I'm just catching up after all of this hurricane drama in my area (OT) but.....I must shamefully admit....... that I..... was....... a makeshift Miranda Sings for Halloween about 4 years ago. THE CRINGE!

Sept 14, 2017 13:41:23 GMT 10 butterflysdream said:

I hate to speculate about anyone's pregnancy , but I would be surprised if Jess got pregnant that fast. She had a span between Jacob and Parker, and then one between Parker and Duncan. I know she said she wanted another one, but I just don't see it happening, especially that fast.

I'm with you. Currently 6 months post partum and I am struggling to lose my baby weight. I was always active and fit and the little pooch on my stomach is just hard to lose. And that's with one kid, while I'm working out every day. Other moms correct me if I'm wrong, but it gets harder with each subsequent pregnancy if you aren't active in between and during.

Point being, I'm not sure she's pregnant. And breastfeeding helps your stomach go back down but I've gained weight while doing so because I'm so hungry all the time.

Colleen is such a sad human being. If I didn't know what an asshole she is, I might feel sorry for her. But I do know, so she deserves all her loneliness!

so, Chris's eyebrow vid was shot yesterday with Colleen and no word about hbo? I know he did much less work, but he still did some and his name is on it. And they were together so it's a perfect time. I'm just so perplexed about Chris not mentioning it!

Wow. Colleen actually acknowledged the fact that she constantly talks bad about herself and is supposedly going to try not to. We'll see how long she can go without calling herself a mess or a toe.....

Sept 14, 2017 13:14:27 GMT 10 ratchetrachel said:

I also found it interesting in her video she pointed out that a fan had said that when she talks badly about herself it makes her feel like she should feel bad about herself. And that she would NEVER want to do that, everyone is beautiful etc etc etc and that she's going to try and cut back on her comments. But left several in just this vlog alone calling herself a toe and wrecked. Okay colleen.

Also I know I don't like colleen but her curly hair is freaking beautiful so I don't get why the hell she has to bash it. She looks so much better with it curly than fried straight.

I do not understand the curly hair issue -- I think Colleen's curly hair looks very nice!

Sept 14, 2017 14:53:28 GMT 10 wgaf said:

Sept 14, 2017 13:14:27 GMT 10 ratchetrachel said:

I also found it interesting in her video she pointed out that a fan had said that when she talks badly about herself it makes her feel like she should feel bad about herself. And that she would NEVER want to do that, everyone is beautiful etc etc etc and that she's going to try and cut back on her comments. But left several in just this vlog alone calling herself a toe and wrecked. Okay colleen.

Also I know I don't like colleen but her curly hair is freaking beautiful so I don't get why the hell she has to bash it. She looks so much better with it curly than fried straight.

I do not understand the curly hair issue -- I think Colleen's curly hair looks very nice!

Me too - I love it! Not to mention that it's terrible for your hair to fry it with an iron on a daily basis!

Sept 14, 2017 15:18:48 GMT 10 @puddlejumper said:

Sept 14, 2017 14:53:28 GMT 10 wgaf said:

I do not understand the curly hair issue -- I think Colleen's curly hair looks very nice!

Me too - I love it! Not to mention that it's terrible for your hair to fry it with an iron on a daily basis!

I find it interesting she says that people around her always joke about her curly hair and that's why she's insecure...

Sept 14, 2017 14:53:28 GMT 10 wgaf said:

Sept 14, 2017 13:14:27 GMT 10 ratchetrachel said:

I also found it interesting in her video she pointed out that a fan had said that when she talks badly about herself it makes her feel like she should feel bad about herself. And that she would NEVER want to do that, everyone is beautiful etc etc etc and that she's going to try and cut back on her comments. But left several in just this vlog alone calling herself a toe and wrecked. Okay colleen.

Also I know I don't like colleen but her curly hair is freaking beautiful so I don't get why the hell she has to bash it. She looks so much better with it curly than fried straight.

I do not understand the curly hair issue -- I think Colleen's curly hair looks very nice!

Yup! I think her curls are gorgeous and make her look a lot younger and healthier. I understand the insecurity but i wish she'd stop frying the fuck out of her hair when her natural hair is really good

Sept 14, 2017 15:28:46 GMT 10 Tuskvegas said:

Sept 14, 2017 14:53:28 GMT 10 wgaf said:

I do not understand the curly hair issue -- I think Colleen's curly hair looks very nice!

Yup! I think her curls are gorgeous and make her look a lot younger and healthier. I understand the insecurity but i wish she'd stop frying the fuck out of her hair when her natural hair is really good

it probably stems from some mean hirl(s) in high school. Probably where a lot of her insecurities lie.

Sept 14, 2017 14:53:28 GMT 10 wgaf said:

Sept 14, 2017 13:14:27 GMT 10 ratchetrachel said:

I also found it interesting in her video she pointed out that a fan had said that when she talks badly about herself it makes her feel like she should feel bad about herself. And that she would NEVER want to do that, everyone is beautiful etc etc etc and that she's going to try and cut back on her comments. But left several in just this vlog alone calling herself a toe and wrecked. Okay colleen.

Also I know I don't like colleen but her curly hair is freaking beautiful so I don't get why the hell she has to bash it. She looks so much better with it curly than fried straight.

I do not understand the curly hair issue -- I think Colleen's curly hair looks very nice!

I agree. I may not like her, but I think her curls are gorgeous and she looks much better with it. It's not uncommon to hear people with curly hair say they hate it and wish it was straight. I kind of understand because straight hair is easier to deal with in general. Sometimes you just want to roll out of bed and not have to spend an eternity perfecting your hair. She may not complain about it regularly, but often enough that her young fans with curly hair probably feel bad about themselves. When she disparages herself out of insecurity, that's not spreading happiness and it has an effect on her fans that she of course never considers in her self-absorbed world.

On hlundstedtoneill (heathers) Snapchat there's a possible Erik sighting ... right at the end of the Snapchat where's she's asking her dog if he loves uncle John. It's not Kory because Kory was wearing something else ... could be the ever elusive Matt, tho. Man this bish is good at hiding Erik if she really has truly been hiding him all this time. Must be exhausting.

Sept 14, 2017 15:57:54 GMT 10 @puddlejumper said:

On hlundstedtoneill (heathers) Snapchat there's a possible Erik sighting ... right at the end of the Snapchat where's she's asking her dog if he loves uncle John. It's not Kory because Kory was wearing something else ... could be the ever elusive Matt, tho. Man this bish is good at hiding Erik if she really has truly been hiding him all this time. Must be exhausting.

It looked like Kory to me..both had grey short sleeve shirts.

Is someone going to tell Chris that it's 2017 and sideburns aren't a thing anymore?

Sept 14, 2017 18:49:43 GMT 10 agapantha said:

Is someone going to tell Chris that it's 2017 and sideburns aren't a thing anymore?

but how will people know he's a ~magician/vlogger~ without his tacky sideburns?

Sept 14, 2017 12:07:55 GMT 10 eyybby said:

I love how YouTubers like Shane, Gabbie, and Manny are getting verified on Snapchat and the toe isn't yet.

Oh brother, Snapchat is verifying people now? The crab brigade will start demanding to be verified in 321…😂😂

Sept 14, 2017 19:53:35 GMT 10 nosygossiplover said:

Sept 14, 2017 12:07:55 GMT 10 eyybby said:

I love how YouTubers like Shane, Gabbie, and Manny are getting verified on Snapchat and the toe isn't yet.

Oh brother, Snapchat is verifying people now? The crab brigade will start demanding to be verified in 321…😂😂

Inevitably followed by a bio update everywhere "husband of the newly verified Jessica Ballinger". No one cares about this shite apart from being useful for their begginger agenda.

Also, I saw Erin's apartment tour in my recommendations and thought I'd give her a whirl. I cannot get over how nice her skin is! And she's not that much younger than Coaleeen. But the difference is huge. Erin wrinkled her forehead during the tea making part and it wasn't that obvious.

Good diet and a nice soul does the body good (possibly genetics, too. But still...).

I for sure think that Colleen is suffering from depression. A typical, mentally healthy 30 year old woman should not need to go onto the internet to not feel alone. That is a red flag to me. She made excuses for it to sound less suspicious by saying "I recognize their Twitter handle because they've been leaving me comments for 7 years" but she doesn't ACTUALLY know them and also they're CHILDREN. I think she's finally realizing that she has no one left who genuinely wants to be around. She "didn't think to invite anyone over"? When has Colleen EVER forgotten to surround herself with people? I think everyone around her is sick of her shit and HBO is old news now. I don't think anyone can muster up the energy to be genuinely excited for her anymore.
So I think her tears were actually sad tears as she's realizing that the only people who are "there" for her are a bunch of preteens tweeting at her.
That's such a sad life. But it's a life she created herself.

If Kory ever stopped being friends with the toe, I wonder how long it would take for the minions to turn on him. 

You know that it's Colleen making him do all that. Anyone else thinking that lately it seems like Kory is trying to low key expose Colleen?
Also I had to roll my eyes at her recent Instagram posts. Notice how Rachel is dressed exactly like Coal (super short shorts, crop top, fake glasses) and is IN some of Colleen's clothing, and now all of a sudden she thinks Rachel is a "whole new level of hot". No she's a whole new level of looking like a thirteen year old trying to look like an adult.
She's the worst. I feel for the people who can't escape her.

Sept 15, 2017 2:37:02 GMT 10 gossipgranny said:

If Kory ever stopped being friends with the toe, I wonder how long it would take for the minions to turn on him. 

I wish (hope) Kory had someone in his life to give him "permission" to stick up for himself and leave Colleen. 

He doesn't technically need permission, but I agree he seems to be bashing her (and even shaming himself a bit) for the way his life is right now. Sometimes the devil you know....

He is doing all that work, and guess who will be getting gooed on during the next few weeks? Erik. 

Kory maybe feels stuck. He clearly has the personality to make friends but it must be hard when you're so close to the family and friends of the friend you want to leave.

Sept 15, 2017 2:57:43 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

Sept 15, 2017 2:37:02 GMT 10 gossipgranny said:

If Kory ever stopped being friends with the toe, I wonder how long it would take for the minions to turn on him. 

I wish (hope) Kory had someone in his life to give him "permission" to stick up for himself and leave Colleen. 

He doesn't technically need permission, but I agree he seems to be bashing her (and even shaming himself a bit) for the way his life is right now. Sometimes the devil you know....

He is doing all that work, and guess who will be getting gooed on during the next few weeks? Erik. 

Are the Ballingers even going on tour? They haven't said anything in a while and I'm sure Colleen would have mentioned it. Maybe Chris was pissed off that the passport office didn't realize he's THE Chris Ballinger and rolled out the red carpet and let him breeze through the line to get Dunk's passport so he called the whole thing off.
Pretty sure the whole trip will be Erikleen sightseeing while Kory runs around all day trying to find props and supplies.

Sept 14, 2017 13:30:13 GMT 10 ihateukuleles said:

Sept 14, 2017 13:13:33 GMT 10 @puddlejumper said:

I think Jessica is just overweight. She's been acting really self conscious and uncomfortable any time chris says she looks pretty. I recognize it bec I have the same struggle. She went on the medifast diet for 3 months, and that's pretty much a recipe for gaining it all back and then some (been through that too). So my money is on that - and I'm sure her embarrassment is compounded from having to be on camera and also having relatives who are about as skinny as a person can get (Colleen and Rachel). It's depressing.

Six weeks after having a baby, I was taking a walk and a neighbor asked me when I was due.  I really never had the same body afterward.
I feel bad that I sounded body shamey. I think every woman who has a baby shouldn't even worry about her body and weight. (I didn't,screw everyone,I'm adjusting to and enjoying my baby.) 

I hope she isn't pregnant. They seem to have their hands full with 4 kids and Jessica had kind of a difficult pregnancy with Dunkers. 

I apologize if my posts sounded insensitive. UGH. My nightmare...sounding critical of someone's weight. 

 

I don't think your posts were insensitive, or body shaming. This is a gossip board, we're here to gossip, and that includes gossiping about how people look.